my bullshit posesson ticket

[DirtDevil]

last night i was riding with a friend and he got pulled over, drunk blah blah blah seat belt you know the usual then they found like a .4g nug, like one bowls worth in a cigartte plastic that was under my seat. i didnt even know it was there but the cop said he was giving me and my friend the ticket because either one of us could have thrown it under there and our tongues were green and that weed makes your tongue green. that angered me so much i ended up with a disorderly conduct ticket as well.

 

[bounty29]

That sucks, green tounges? What BS!

My friend got pulled over recently, he had his license suspended for 90 days for getting caught drinking (under 21) and he had three days left until he got his license back. They ran his license, found out it was suspended, and decided to search the car. They found a tiny baggie with white powder in it and he got a possession ticket. It wasn't his baggie, and he didn't even know it was there. He goes for a lot of drives with all kinds of people, smoking them up. Looks like one of them forgot something in his car...

 

[high_hopes]

Beats going to jail. Wouldn't complain too much.

 

[Guest]

damn, that sucks. stay vigilant my brother

 

[Nikijad4210]

They need a new statue to welcome immigrants......I'm thinking Lady Lib bent over, dress hiked up over her waist, cheeks spread wide, with a placard declaring, "Welcome to America, new slaves. Now assume the standard position!!"


And the Pledge needs to be re-written to include, "And I hereby surrender my free will, independant thoughts, and personal freedoms to the great dictatorship."


Edit: Oooh, this just gave me an idea for a mock contest thread

 

[DirtDevil]

fuck the poo-poo

 

[Guest]

Thats blows, sucks ever worse when you had no idea that it was in the car. One of my boys a few years ago got popped for a 2 inch stem that was in his ashtray, other then that no traces of drugs found in the car.

 

[CaptJamesTKirk]

a bad day that you kinda made worse.

bummer

I know how it goes. My crockadile mouth tends to overload my chickadee ass on a frequent basis.

whenever I've bad mouthed cops, I usually wind up in cuffs and going to jail. Tends to take the fun out of that game.

 

[Guest]

That sucks, green tounges? What BS!

My friend got pulled over recently, he had his license suspended for 90 days for getting caught drinking (under 21) and he had three days left until he got his license back. They ran his license, found out it was suspended, and decided to search the car. They found a tiny baggie with white powder in it and he got a possession ticket. It wasn't his baggie, and he didn't even know it was there. He goes for a lot of drives with all kinds of people, smoking them up. Looks like one of them forgot something in his car...

Your friend is an absolute genius for driving with a suspended license. I really feel sorry for him.

last night i was riding with a friend and he got pulled over, drunk blah blah blah seat belt you know the usual then they found like a .4g nug, like one bowls worth in a cigartte plastic that was under my seat. i didnt even know it was there but the cop said he was giving me and my friend the ticket because either one of us could have thrown it under there and our tongues were green and that weed makes your tongue green. that angered me so much i ended up with a disorderly conduct ticket as well.

Why'd you skip over the drunk part? What gave him reason to search the car? Why'd you get pulled over in the first place? The fact that you got a disorderly conduct ticket too makes me think that there are parts of the story being left out. Yeah, saying weed makes your tongue green is dumb, but so is driving around drunk or blazin.

 

[James-Bong]

Beats going to jail. Wouldn't complain too much.

Excatly.... That would have happened here you would have landed yourself in the lock up..

 

[plumberjohn420]

tickets are better than arrest warrants any day of the week.