More goddamn neighbor trouble

[OldPork]

I'll tell ya living in my neighborhood sorta sucks. Yesterday I was entertaining a 23 year old young fella who my daughter brought home from college (he just earned his degree in bio) and of course the oldpork is trying to put his best foot forward. So I cooks everyone up some burgers on the grill on a beauty of a spring night and have a beer with the kid in the back yard and I pull out my potato cannon. My wife and kid looking on from the deck thinking I finally like a guy she brought home. We are really havin fun shooting this thing and all of a sudden we hear one of the neighbors yellin and so we decide to put it away. Next thing I know there's my tough guy Harley-Davidson neighbor coming up my drive to investigate. And I say we we just shooting the spud gun and he says oh ok. Then he shows me a gun strapped onto his pants and I say "What the fuck?" Did you think I was killing my wife and kids?...Were you gonna shoot me, neighbor?" So the whole thing got extremely uncomfortable and embarrasing. This is the same guy that announced there is not to be any "illegal activity" meaning me growing pot in my backyard at the homeowners meeting. Did I mention while he was investigating, I could tell he was sniffin around looking for plants? I am about to kick this motherfucker's punkass nuts through his throat.

 

[smoke headies]

what an ass

 

[The_Leader]

fuck him up and his harley to. bitch ass punk probably a pedo or coke head. i hate ppl like that. that bitch threatened u w/that gun. why else would he show it. fuck him before he fucks U!! i smell smoke,..lol

 

[Hazelnuts]

Does he have a license to carry a gun unconcealed? Else you could kick his ass pretty hard

 

[blynx]

Wow what an interesting neighbor. A gun totin' harley ridin' pompous-asshole professor. This guy must have one helluva rep on campus!

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

learna couple grappling moves to lock him in and then go over to his place and have a nice fist to face conversation with the guy.

what is this byatch the neighbor hood matriarch or some shyt?!?! why would he think he can 1. come to your house to "investigate" anything? 2. flash a gun at you and think all things wil be cool afterwards? maybe hes a gay excop that wants to feel important again by messin with the people around the way?

people are only gonna do what they know they can get away with, so you really need to get at him ans show him what it is he really can get away with

 

[Kendo The Green]

I have wrought the fear of God into my neighbors. They think I am one crazy Hippie fuck.

 

[goodmangigabyte]

To play devil's advocate, I don't know what he did that was so wrong. He heard what he thought were gunshots, armed himself and came over to check it out. I realize why you don't like armed people coming onto your property, but to be real, if you had been in trouble (the nightmare 'armed robbers take you and your family hostage' scenario) then he might have helped. There's an argument to be made that it's better to have a neighbor who comes over with a gun when he hears gunshots at your house than a neighbor who ignores it and just turns the tv louder.

Of course, the fact that he doesn't want you growing ganga in your yard makes him a bit of a douche also. But frankly, a lot of neighbors wouldn't like that. And you shouldn't be growing mj in your backyard if you're close enough to your neighbors that they can just walk over to your property: if they're close enough to stroll on over, they're close enough to smell.
I will admit, him sniffing around for plants was an asshole move.... It's like "mind your own fucking business and get off my property"!
I would try not to antagonize him further. He's your neighbor, he suspects you're into mj, if he talks to the cops that might lead to a warrant for your house. Remember, neighbors can be your best ally as well as your worst enemy when it comes to the grow game...

 

[julsbagell]

You should have shot his fatass in the chest with that potato gun anyone that came on my property with a weapon would piss me off,can only immagine what went through your head.

 

[bong_chat]

There's not to be any illegal activity?

Like trespassing on your property while brandishing a deadly weapon in a malicious manner? That kind of illegal activity?

Fucking association rent-a-cops. We all have em. One day mister kawasaki riding harley wannabe will pull that shit with the wrong person, and he'll be executed where he stands.

 

[Bubble Puppy]

Neighbors

Neighbors

I have learned that if your doing something illegal its best to just let things ride with your neighbors.Theirs nothing worse than a war with bad neighbors.

I have some assholes to the right of me .Some of my bushes( a hedge) leans over their fence a bit .So im trimming today,and what has this asshole done?

He has taken fire,and burned back the leaves on my hedge that hangs over the fence just a little on their side instead of cutting it .What a dick ,but alas i let it ride ,and ignore these people .They have caused alot of problems for others as well..

 

[LiLWaynE]

old pork, time to move out of the hood....

people there seem to not like you

 

[OldPork]

To play devil's advocate, I don't know what he did that was so wrong. He heard what he thought were gunshots, armed himself and came over to check it out. I realize why you don't like armed people coming onto your property, but to be real, if you had been in trouble (the nightmare 'armed robbers take you and your family hostage' scenario) then he might have helped. There's an argument to be made that it's better to have a neighbor who comes over with a gun when he hears gunshots at your house than a neighbor who ignores it and just turns the tv louder.

Of course, the fact that he doesn't want you growing ganga in your yard makes him a bit of a douche also. But frankly, a lot of neighbors wouldn't like that. And you shouldn't be growing mj in your backyard if you're close enough to your neighbors that they can just walk over to your property: if they're close enough to stroll on over, they're close enough to smell.
I will admit, him sniffing around for plants was an asshole move.... It's like "mind your own fucking business and get off my property"!
I would try not to antagonize him further. He's your neighbor, he suspects you're into mj, if he talks to the cops that might lead to a warrant for your house. Remember, neighbors can be your best ally as well as your worst enemy when it comes to the grow game...

I can see your point here. But the guy's an asshole believe me.

old pork, time to move out of the hood....

people there seem to not like you

No they seem not to, and it's mutual. There's a lot of pent up hatred and bitterness that has been festering here for years.

 

[hoosierdaddy]

You could go to the courthouse and file for a restraining order. Judges will sign them pretty much no matter what, erring to the side of caution. Then it will later go to hearing to see if it is valid and to be continued or what. He will have to explain his actions to the judge, and judges rarely are amused by the antics of vigilantes brandishing weaponry.

 

[Guest]

That is really a total bummer, my nieghbor is a single mother, a prostitute and breeds pit bulls.she's a nice lady actually and we pretty much get along even though my big malamute has ravaged a few of her stud pits.Hey, we let it go.I don't want ANY traffic with my nieghbors, I don't care what they do.The cops are over there 2 times a week and sometimes they come here by mistake way after dark.If that were me and was younger I would have slapped that dickhead.... but not with weed around.I would pay some hicks to slap him around with a wrench.I've got hicks and crackheads, normal folk all around me , I just avoid them.I spent the night in jail last year when some kid next door was breaking into my barn and I beat the shit out of him with an oar, thats different.He knew if he pressed charges I'd find the little fuker.So I'm totally fenced in with my 130lb malamute and little heeler and at night when the kids are partying I carry a very powerfull pellet gun because they will steal, break into your truck, fuck with your shit if you let them.I know I sound like a dick but I've been robbed and b&e'd too much.Any way sometimes you're stuck in your nieghborhood, whatchagonna do?Chaco.

 

[Patsheba]

I can see your point here. But the guy's an asshole believe me.



No they seem not to, and it's mutual. There's a lot of pent up hatred and bitterness that has been festering here for years.

I think I have been noticing a real trend toward aggression and violence lately. Like, wow man, they need to chill out and smoke a joint!

 

[Ajunta Pall]

To goodmangigabyte I wasn't planning on posting but after reading your post; what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not going to pass any judgements against you, but you seem like the type that doesn't mind letting assholes use you for a welcome mat.

First off no spud gun sounds like a gun report. If that buster asshole ever shot his piece he would know the difference. That asshole just sounds like a trouble maker. One that's all fucking talk. He's a fucking poser with his Harley bullshit.

To Old Pork, buddy you fucked up. You should've called his bluff. I know you got plants growing, but fuck that asshole. Don't take shit from loud mouths. People probably think he's tough because of the way he looks. Showing off his gun was meant to intimidate you.

I've heard all kinds of people bitch about how violent the world is getting. Where have you been? The world has always been violent. Back in the good ol' days, fights were with fists. Now a days the pussies of this world hide behind their guns. A real man needs no weapons.