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Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
This Andrew Levy takes the cake on being a turd journalist. I posted a nice long comment under the story of how they should stop blaming pot use on a failed health system that missed an existing case of a dangerous psychotic person. I also pointed out the journalist was wrong in stating that there was some test [blood or any other] that could determine recent or heavy cannabis use when there isnt any. Of course they didnt see fit to print that comment.

Son twisted by 'skunk' knifed father 23 times

former student suffering delusions blamed on his extreme use of cannabis killed his loving father in a frenzied knife attack after becoming convinced his parents sexually abused him as a child.

Daniel Wilson, 28, stabbed Terry Wilson 23 times as he slept on the sofa at the family home.

Realising he was being attacked, Mr Wilson called out to his wife: "Ann, call an ambulance. My Danny has stabbed me. He's stabbed me in my sleep."

St Albans Crown Court heard yesterday that Wilson, whose drug use led him to drop out of his university law course, had been suffering from paranoid schizophrenia for several years - exacerbated by the use of skunk, a super-strong form of cannabis.

The supermarket worker from Brixton in South London used cannabis in his teens but remained a 'normal, happy teenager'.

His personality only changed when he went to London Metropolitan University to study law and began smoking skunk, before eventually dropping out.

He was put on medication in 2001 following a cannabisinduced psychotic episode but often failed to take it.

In 2005 he began suspecting he had been abused as a child after his mother, a 62-year-old payroll clerk, showed him footage of him sitting on a potty aged two.

Prosecutor Andrea Scott-Lynch told jurors: "He started to experience delusional thoughts that he had been abused by his parents."

Wilson began asking his brother Billy about abuse and started keeping a knife in his car.

Friends said he became violent and watched graphic footage of executions and uncensored war coverage on the internet.

A mental health assessment was carried out at the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, last year but staff decided there was no need to section him under the Mental Health Act.

On October 3, Mr Wilson, a 55-year- old bricklayer, spent the evening watching TV before falling asleep on the sofa at the family home in Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire.

In the early of hours the following morning, Wilson let himself in to the house with a set of keys his parents had given him and set about his father.

Mrs Wilson found her husband in a pool of blood. His last words were: "Ann, I'm dying. I love you."

He had stab and slash wounds to his head, chest, back and arms, with puncture wounds in his liver, lungs, heart and spleen.

Wilson was arrested in his car soon after. Blood tests showed recent or heavy use of cannabis.

He was detained indefinitely at a secure hospital yesterday after admitting manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility.

Judge Michael Baker QC told him: "You were in the grip of delusional beliefs about your parents. There is no reason to believe they had done anything to you other than care for you and look after you as dutiful and loving parents."

The court heard several psychiatrists had concluded he had been suffering from paranoid schizophrenia 'exacerbated' by cannabis use.

Last week Gordon Brown revealed he was considering reversing Labour's decision in 2004 to downgrade cannabis to a class C drug, which meant users no longer faced automatic arrest.

One of the reasons put forward by the Prime Minister was growing medical concerns over the strength of skunk.

Cannabis was reclassified from a class B drug by the then Home Secretary David Blunkett.

But medical research has since repeatedly linked cannabis use to mental health problems, including schizophrenia.

There has also been a series of gruesome murders and suicides by cannabis users.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470361&in_page_id=1770
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
Veteran
There has also been a series of gruesome murders and suicides by cannabis users.

^


what the fuck?



There have also been a series of gruesome murders and suicides by 2% milk users.
 

lemonade

Active member
Veteran
The saddest part is when your read the replies people wrote.

"I shall be watching the comments in this article with interest - just to see how many long-term users of this filth still try and tell us, 'It doesn't do any harm and should be decriminalised'. Cannabis, and all other illegal drugs, should be treated with zero tolerance on the streets"

"one must remember that 'skunk' cannabis is extremely strong and might even be considered a totally different drug to the cannabis of old"
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
Veteran
If the son was really "twisted" by this dangerous "skunk", how the hell did he even find the knife. I can't even find my lighter or car keys.
 
S

Space Ghost

what is this "skunk" i keep hearing about? I need to get a cut!
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
Theres only one skunk around here that will make you kill.

deadskunk.jpg
 

Yellowmoon

Active member
It manages to be sad and amusing at the same time... :muahaha:

Any idea why the newspapers so often isolate skunk from the many other types of grass??
 
G

Guest

Seems thats what they call potent weed in europe, 'skunk'.

I think its a more generic term than a reference to a specific strain.
 
G

Guest

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Blame is the detonator of all evil. All sin stems from blame. All destruction stems from blame. Unless a man feels the need to blame there is no destruction in him; unless he feels the need to blame there is no hatred in him; unless he feels the need to blame there is no evil in him.

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He could suppress it, turn it upon himself, try to ignore it; it made no difference; his greatest need was to blame. And as his life more worthless and corrupt from his pursuit of the road to Hell, so he felt a greater and greater need to blame; there was so much more for which something or someone had to be blamed.

And so it is. Man has taken the road to Hell, and steers by the lodestar of blame. Sometimes his eyes are opened for an instant, and he sees where he is going. And he cries: We must not blame! We must all accept responsibility! But no one listens. So he closes his eyes again, and finds someone to blame for the response to his appeal. Men will not accept responsibility, he sighs. They continue to blame. It is the fault of our President. He is to blame for the hopeless state of our nation.

And the waters close over his head once more.

But there is vision of the blame for what it truly is. Sometimes there is a vision of the consequences of blame, and there are many who say: We must not fight one anther! So vast quantities of blame are suppressed, hoarded unconsciously, and built upon from lack of satisfaction through expression. Hatred is held in check, so that no violence is allowed to show above the surface. But soon the pressure of frustrated blame becomes too much; the dam bursts and violence erupts in war or riot or revolution or assassination.

But no one asks the question: Why? Why deep down do we need to blame one another, and thence to hate one another, and thence to destroy one another?

So it goes on. And if anyone were to ask the question: Why? No one would answer. It is buried too deep beneath the centuries.

Many would reply. Many would find countless reasons, countless rationalisations, countless justifications for humanity's compulsive need to blame. But no one would know the answer. Humanity has travelled too far along the path to be able any longer to look back and answer why it came this way. The true reason is long forgotten and cannot be recalled.

You can tell a man why he blames, and he might understand with his intellect, and he might even agree that what you tell him is so, but he will not feel the reality of what you say to him, he will not feel it inside himself so that is instinct to blame is plucked out by the roots and discarded. Humanity has sunk too low for that to be possible. The cancer has taken hold, and man has trapped himself irrevocably within the lies from which he blames. Nothing can save him now.

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The Judgement of mankind is now.

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Humanity was warned, and did not heed the warning. Now comes the final settlement; the Judgement and the Devastation of the world of men.

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The earth is Hell, and man has made it so.

Humanity chose the easy way that leads to Hell, and now its journey is ended. Humanity is in Hell, for it has created Hell around itself.

The game is over. It remains only for the separation to be complete and Hell to be destroyed.

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And the Devil is afraid, for he is steeped in evil.

And as with all things, by his fruits shall ye know the Devil. And the Devil's fruits are foul; bruised and bitter, and rotten to the core. And the Devil's home is Hell.

And humanity is mean and corrupt, a liar blinded by its own deception, yet cunning within the confines of his ignorance. And humanity is weak, and yet strong in his weakness, for humanity by his cunning can suck the strength from the truly strong and bring them down with him. And humanity breeds death, the death of the soul, and gives life to the torturous conflicts of the mind in which the soul has trapped itself. And humanity sustains whomever will maintain the corruption and decay which are his life -blood. And humanity destroys all that promises to bring the spirit of purity and oust corruption. And humanity charms with a sweet facade which hides a treacherous heart. And humanity talks of love, and leaves the scars of hatred in his wake. And humanity cries peace, and brings war. And humanity speaks of glory and a magnificent destiny, and leads deeper into death and degradation. And humanity is brimful of promises and so-called good intentions, yet behind him is a trail of abject failure and betrayal. And humanity is afraid, for he is steeped in evil.

And as with all things, by his fruits shall ye know humanity. And humanity's fruits are foul; bruised and bitter, and rotten to the core. And humanity's home is the earth, and the earth is Hell.

Satan is free for His work is done. Satan is no longer the Devil, for he has passed the poison onto that which chose to take it and become it.

Now there is nothing more evil in the Universe than man.

His world is Hell, and he himself the Devil.
 
I think that more testing of this deadly skunk is in order. We need to be absolutely certain.

To that end, and because I'm concerned for the safety of our citizens, I will, reluctantly of course, allow myself to be subjected to testing. Send your killer skunk to Stoney Mama 1234 guinea pig lane, somecity, somestate, usa 86444. If I go crazy and kill my cats and eat my family, you will then know that it is indeed unsafe.

You want to be safe don't you? Hurry and send your most potent skunk so that testing can begin right away.

PS. Please send rolling papers and a lighter with your contribution.

:muahaha:
 
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DickAnubis

Member
Seems the brits are having quite an anti-weed uprising.
When I lived in Chicago SKUNK was any green resinous weed with a strong stank.
Not really any more or less potent than other weeds, just stinky and always green.
But you know those English have a different word for everything!

PEACE DA
 

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