HairlessCaveApe
Active member
I cant speak Spanish and I dont know waddafukk theyre sayin but DAMN! What fukkin crazy incredible fealin these Breth put into theyre singin. And them acordians. Fukkin AWSOME! And they pick them guitar like Estevon. And they blow them horns like CRAZY! Fukkin tubas and fiddles and everything. I usta live in AZ and we usta go out to a park with pavilions and dig the Mexican bands JAM! The girls would swirl round on the floor with theyr dresses flyin round like ruffled flowers. Beautyfull! --I been diggen the acordians Brudda and I think they must play "acordian Hero" in Mexico cause these Mothers sound like they got 12 fingers an shitt! Thats whats realy freaks me out, the way they master the acordian. They fukkin SHREAD onem! Its like they treat theyre acordians like guitars. They do all kindsa crazy sikk lead shitt onem! AWSOME! Ya know what Id really like to see? Id like to see a Mexican band that covers Zappa. If theyre aint one theyre autta be. I was diggin on some acordian with my ears and I thought it would be cool if someone had the same mastery of the acordion that Zappa had on the guitar. Dude could grow a li'l mustach and quietly, calmly strole round on the stage with a li'l smile on his face while he SHREADS THE FUKKIN ACORDIAN UP! They could do stuff like "My guitar wants to kill your mama" and 'Torcher never stops" to a Mexican beat. Did anybody ever see how Zappa portrayed the "ThingFish"? Dude had talkin shoes! In the same way, I can see sombraros somehow magicaly rizin off the horn players heads when they hit some crazy reverberatin notes! Id buy it! Mabey what we need is a Mexican, Zappa and the Mothers tribute band with a Mexican Zappa impersonator who shreads the SHITT outta his acordian while calmly strolin round the stage smilin. Id shurly buy it. Mabey if I live long enoughf. 
