Mexican Leprechauns

[idiit]

It's ripper season and my area ( se usa) is infested with thousands of newly arrived undocumented workers. they are incredibly proficient scavengers. I see these size 6 shoeprints everywhere this time of year in the dry creek beds, on land. For thousands of years humans have been scavenging for the Leprechaun's Pot of Gold.


A Mexican Leprechauns is Karma's worst nightmare for a cannabis grower; he relentlessly searches for your Pot of Gold.


I just lost one of if not my best patch to one of these creatures. he was so broke he didn't even have a machete. He pushed his way up and down a fertile area under a power line without cutting any weeds. He just tunneled like an above ground mole. The aftermath left an incredible maze of above ground mole tunnels marked by the indelible stamp of the Mexican Leprechaun; SIZE 6 SHOE PRINTS.

if YOU HAVE SEEN OR BEEN VICTIMIZED BY ONE OF THESE VISCOUS CREATURES POST YOUR EXPERIENCES.

 

[shithawk420]

I know its not funny but I loved that movie when I was a kid! Sorry the " leprechauns" took your stash.that sucks

 

[idiit]

It is funny.


This is the third time size 6 got my chit.


Nobody can do a ground search like the Mexican Leprachaun.


It's all in the game. gots to have more than one basket for dem eggs.

 

[shithawk420]

Lol that's gotta be the scene from Leprechaun back to the hood! Everybody that seen the leprechaun say hey!

 

[Slipnot]

What does a Irish lep have to do with a mexican or what do they have in common other then size lol
i do not understand in todays era one can have a pretty good security set up via live feed

 

[idiit]

What does a Irish lep have to do with a mexican

he's wearing a fake red beard for disguise. cameras be everywhere yo!


take away the fake beard and tell me that's not a Mexican Leprechaun.

 

[shithawk420]

im actually in the market for cameras.can anyone recommend cheap cameras that stream to my laptop?im trying to catch these damn leprechauns from stealing my shit! but seriously i am looking for cameras lol

 

[Slipnot]

There are a number of ways of doing it i am pretty sure family and friends have a bunch of old cell phones kicking around here is a slick way

http://www.cnet.com/how-to/turn-your-old-phone-into-a-home-security-camera/

 

[shithawk420]

im pretty sure ive seen that link but im po! idont know anyone just giving cellphones away! im thinking 30$game cams or something. totally off topic but i saw slipknot at the Ozzfest in 06 at Rosemont stadium.pissed me off cause i wanted to be up front and the mosh pit just consumed me!lol

 

[idiit]

here's a Cadillac:

Solar Powered Wireless Motion Activated Camera Systems

https://www.eyetrax.net/


no way to stop determined rippers imo. if criminals can rob banks what chance we got.


stealth grows is the best defense. once ppl know it's there....


booby traps, viscous dogs and such can severely hurt the rippers and land you in jail.


The Mexican Leprechaun can smell gold and follows the scent. They just go looking in likely spots.


All this talk on media about $20/gram gives the Mexican Leprechaun a giant chubby to go fetch.

 

[shithawk420]

good lord thats expensive!thats for millionaires!but it sure is nice! if i had the money...
it says it only works on cellular signals.i need wifi compatable.id rather look from my comp than phone.but damn that sure is a cadillac

 

[corky1968]

Try this:

1. Dig a 50 foot deep pit.
2. Cover the hole of the pit with a plastic sheet.
3. Then throw hay and leaves to make it look all natural.
4. Suspend a Gold Watch above the camouflaged hole.
5. When you leave the Leprechauns will come out and play.
6. They can't resist shiny Gold watches and will end up in the hole every time.

 

[shithawk420]

goddamn big dirty leprechauns!there coming Bubbles!!BIG DIRTY LEPRECHAUNS!!

 

[corky1968]

Shitprechauns Mr. Leahy?

 

[shithawk420]

damn it!! you beat me to it Corky!! big dirty SHITPRECAUNS!!

 

[Green Squall]

You have any out of work friends, idiit? Hire them to guard the area with an iron fist.

 

[pinkus]

it was your anglo neighbor's kid lol

or your own .

 

[Gry]

Where I live the leprechauns found meth. They leave piles of disassembled cell phones around. Not sure about shoe size, but I see shopping cart tracks from time to time.

 

[wildgrow]

Stupid leprechaun. Have fun smoking leaves.

 

[shithawk420]

shopping cart tracks?better talk to bubbles.