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[Guest]

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Those pricks in the car knew damn well what was going to happen. This kid could have burned alive or been disfigured for life. What a bunch creeps.

 

[ebbnflow]

fire is no toy or game , dont play with fire.

 

[ebbnflow]

i caught my son in law playing with matches and hairspray,I busted him. no more matches and hairspray for him.you can really hert your self. fuck the property.lives matter more.

 

[Guest]

Wow you would have to be a complete moron to hit a melon filled with anything flamable and think its not gonna explode in your face.

 

[Tarkus]

Man, I have sure done some not smart things with fire, but that is just stupid. Back when I was about 10 or 11, my friends and I made a bomb out of some green paint. We set it off down at the end of the cul-de-sac, and there is still a green and black scorch on the concrete. Another fun thing to do, put a mortar firework into a styrofoam ice chest, duct tape close and light the fuse (the fuse should be hanging out of the lid for optimal running away time). Needless to say, there is still burnt styrofoam on my end of the cul-de-sac. We also set off a few sparkler bombs causing neighbors to come out real worried looking and asking what happened. Good times. Anyone seen the Real TV video where the dude throws a brick a 5 gallon can of paint in a fire? That shit is unreal, dumb dumbasses.
Most of my pyromaniacal fun came from being in Boy Scouts though, we were some crazy kids. I have never been burned by any of our stunts though, and neither was anyone else. Just good, clean fun. I have been busted playing with fire by my parents a couple of times. They were right to be worried, hahaha.

 

[Artie Lange]

a friend and i caused quite a fire when i was about 12.

we decided it would be cool to build a "bomb". so we took a film canister, filled it halfway with matchheads, filled the rest with the powder from a giant bottle rocket.

we lit it in the woods and ran like fuck to the safety of a small hole. we heard a bang, not too loud. friend lifted his head up and screamed holy shit. large brushfire. thank god it was only a small patch of forest,surrounded by sand.

 

[ebbnflow]

film canister? we used to use the match heads too, but fill up empty co2 cartridges , we would drill out the top so the match head would fit in, fill it up, go get a gofer bomb fuse , stick it the fuse, seal with gum or wax. watch out m@$l box. this was the past, i may ad. Dont do this.it was years ago....

 

[Guest]

Lol fire stories huh?

I was being an idiot when I was little and lighting matches and throwing them while riding my bike down the street with friends. Well I just had "that feeling" that one didn't go out...I go back and JUST as I'm about to head back in the direction we were going I see a huge fire in some dry grass on the edge of a state forest. Well I run over and start stomping but this fire is huge, is burning my leg and I can't control it.

Now I'm really freaking out thinking I just started a forest fire in a state forest when a pick up truck drives by and sees whats going on. The guy hops out of the truck and grabs a HUGE gatorade bottle out of his truck filled with water and dumps it on the fire putting it out. I had never seen a gatorade bottle that big before and to this day still have never seen on. The guy told to get out of there before he called the cops and I was gone.

I swear something must of been watching over me that day between the "feeling" to go back, seeing the fire JUST as I think to turn back around, and the guy with the water.

I said I would never play with fire again in my life after that...the next week I almost started another huge fire in my backyard when I found out what WD40 and fire do together...I guess you could say I was somewhat of a pyro as a kid haha.

 

[Tarkus]

Every day for a year, at least, my brother and I would go to the house across the street to start a fire. We would sit behind their bushes and trees on the outside of their wall, build a small pile of twigs and pine needles, spray it with some hair spray or WD40 and touch it with a match. It's not like it was cold or anything, never gets cold here, it was just a fire for fire's sake. This was about the same time our stupid friend decided it would be "cool" to smoke a bunch of pine needles wrapped in notebook paper. He did this almost everyday.
Anybody ever play with those magnesium fire starters with the flint strip? Boy howdy, those are fun!!

 

[ebbnflow]

og pine tree blunt^

 

[ebbnflow]

fuck il admit smoking all sorts of wierd shit before weed. tea, some plant that look liked buds...lol i never rolled though ,tin foil pipe. lol ..i used to know a tarkus.

 

[Tarkus]

Shit, way back when, I used to have a pipe I had made out of pvc....bowl and everything. Decided it was not a good idea when THE BOWL started melting....One year when I was 14 I carved a pipe out of wood. My mom thought it was pretty nifty. Ended up selling it for $20 4 or 5 years later. That bitch got alot of use though, need to make another.

 

[ebbnflow]

^ plastic bowl...lol ,,ah the truth comes out!!! we've all done stupid shit. i also made the pvc bong too.

 

[Tarkus]

Shit, I feel almost embarassed to admit how dumb I was....but since the hole on the pvc was so big, we needed a screen. We just cut a square out of a screen for a window and used that. Man, that was not cool. I had a friend put a screen in another pipe I made, and when I hit it I noticed something tasted not good at all. I inquired as to why this might be, he told me "The screen kept falling out, so I super glued it in." I was flabbergasted. I started scraping my weed out of the bowl and made him hit that shit empty. You could actually hear it pop and fizzle. My lungs ached all day after that. That was by far the worst hit of my life. Plus the pipe was just basically a bowl attached to 3 feet of plastic hose I stole from the lab at school.

 

[genkisan]

Napalm, plastique, smokebombs, butane canisters in the fire, magnesium, thermite.....I have made and played with them all....great fun, if yer not a goon like the asshat with the melon.

 

[Guest]

All i have to say is giant flaming novelty tennis ball soccer. Good times were had.