Mega Millions 270 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

[Guest]

I was thinking today what if you won the Mega Millions lottery! How the hell would you react??? I think i would start hyperventilating and call up everyone I know and told them what happen. Now what would you do with the 270 million. You can have cash which would be 164.3 Million or you could have payments overtime. What I would do is quit school, fuck school I'd learn on my own! I would travel all around the world, I would give money to anyone who needs it in my family, I would help my friends out when they are in need whenever, It would totaly change me! Theres so many things i would do!!! Also what would be the first thing you buy? I think i would get myself a Maserati or something. Damnnn....

 

[GOT_BUD?]

I wouldn't tell but one person. My lawyer. Who would be the person who collected the money on my behalf to protect my identity.

I decided long ago that if I ever came into a large quantity of money, I would build a modest house on a huge piece of land (with an obscene garage), make sure I had enough money to last the rest of my life with modest investing, and give the rest away by finding families who desperately need money.

I figure of 270 milion, if I took cash, I'd see probably 100 million after taxes. I could easily buy my land and build my house and live comfortably with 10 million, so that's 90 families I could give 1 million dollars each to.

That, or a set of Wolverine's claws.

 

[herbie5000]

yeah, give it away.

small house on a remote plot, stick some in the bank, look after family and then see about making the world a better place.

 

[RED145]

Everyone I like on ICMag would get the deluxe Breeders Bonous Pack as a gift!!Everything H3ad and Rez ever made in a deluxe Gypsy stash Box!!!

So be ready you two,I might win!!!

 

[Don Cotyle]

Knowing my luck I'd probably have a massive heartattack, then find out in the hospital that my Lady washed the ticket in my jeans=P

I'd have to find a 100 acre track of land and build 2 identical houses on either end, each with a six car garage and 12' square undergroung bunkers for grow rooms! One for me and one for my son. Invest 1/2 give my son a 1/4 and donate the other 1/4 to medical research!

 

[Farmer John]

I'd buy me a fuckin island somewhere very far from everything. And take my seeds with me. I guess when talking bout money like that then maybe I could talk Sam Skunkman to sell me some of his dry sieve.

 

[baccas125]

I would go into work a hour late.

 

[Farmer John]

I'd go just in time - to shit on the floor and tell everyone adios.

 

[B.C.]

I'd buy the world a coke...BC

 

[Insomniac]

Invest a large portion. Pay off my family's debt. See the world, and buy apartments anywhere I enjoy myself. Oh, and invest, invest, invest!!!! I know I'd like to buy a lot of stuff but I can quadruple my money in investments.

 

[Guest]

The mega millions game cash pay-off, at least in my state, is half minus taxes. 220 million- they would pay you 110 million minus taxes. The lottery commission buys an anniuty policy when someone wins. In this case, the lottery commission would take the 110 million, buy an insurance policy, if you will, that pays out 220 million over however many years your state pays out. Mine is 26 years. Here you divide 26 into the jackpot. That amount is then taxed. Rough way of looking at the cash payout is you get a quarter. A little better but close enough.
If I ever won, I'd take care of mine and the wife's family. I'd put strings on it too. Like one family member would have to be human for a year. He couldn't do it but that isn't my fault. I'd buy land. I'd help non revenue sports and the like in the local high schools. Band, etc. I'd help folks down on their luck through no fault of their own. But again-strings. My dad suffers from Parkinson's- I'd pay someone to be his hands. I am torn about giving money to research because I just don't trust them. But I'd freely give to our local Parkinson's outreach group.

 

[The Son of Man]

Fuck the tax man--I'd spend it all on fireworks.

 

[Guest]

Yeah you can double your money if you invest it properly. Thats something i would deffiently do and I would deffiently buy some land thats remote and build the sickest house and then I would probably buy an island not right away but later on. And would help my family members out. And if any of my friends got in a sticky situation witht he law i would bail them out, help in so many ways. Well does anybody buy these tickets?

Check out this website-
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/toberua-resort-fiji.htm
^I would buy something like that!

 

[thcbound]

I would have been happy if I'd won 220 million last night, but when I win 270 million on Friday it will be even sweeter! I plan on banking 50 mil and living off the interest!

Everyone here on ICmag gets a pack of seeds of their choice!

 

[wisco61]

the only change in my life would be i would have new socks

 

[genkisan]

I would buy huge tracts of land here in Canukistan (to protect it from the loggers and other donkeyhonkers), build long lasting, low tech, low impact off the grid housing on it for my friends and family (giving everyone their own 100 acres or so) and get the fuck out of Dodge.

I would also save at least 1-5 million to invest in my patentable business ideas, so I could make whacks more cash, every penny of which would go into buying more land and keeping it as pristine wilderness......fuck the loggers, fuck the miners and fuck anyone else who wants to cut down my bootiful forests.

 

[Guest]

I'd be dead in 12 months tops. Spend as much as I could on drugs, broads, and fast cars.........

Seriously though, I would leave the US as soon as I could get everything in order. it has nothing to due with the US..... fine country but I have never been to another country except Tacompton, Washington and I have a strong desire to experience living abroad. Europe first, have friends in Germany, London, and Amsterdam then Australia where I have a friend.

I think it would be a stone cold gas man..........

 

[YwouldntI]

i would hook up my grandma,anything and everything.then i would hook my sisters up and mother.couple mil a piece,no more worries for them.i have too much fam to b hookin everybody up.when my nephews and nieces came id be like ur mamas a millionaire go ask her hehe.i would have my lawyer claim it too.cant have my sorry ass baby mama tryin to get no action.id get costudy of the child i have with her,and take my lady all my kids and move far away from the hood.then when all my bey-beys graduate college id get that island.they gotta go to college still,i dont want to be leaving my fortune behind to no dummys.i might even get me a warehouse and put some migrant workers in there tending to my fields.lol peace-Y-

 

[Harry Gypsna]

id make make sure everyone i cared about was taken care of, and then id buy that old british navy fort in the ocean that the bloke bought and calls sealand where it its own terriotry-hes fired accross the bow of the royal navy when they come near on manouvres...hes had do defend from pirates too but its his own little sovern territor....fuck all the wind and wave powered electricity you want id be happy growing there and travelling round the world-with my team of so-highly paid a theyd theyd be nut to screw up or screw me assistants looking after garden while im gone.

 

[Cannabal]

I would buy 10 hookers, Bottle of strong alcohol, all the weed and hash I could get, and then I would start to have fun. I would dip dick in 10 or 20 different holes continually fo 24 hours. Then I would call the best chefs of the world to my home, to cook me the best dinner in the world.
After that I'd start to grab power with my monies..i would make myself some high politician.
Then I would fight my way to be the king of the world. Then I would make all you people to be my slaves !

To be honest, I don't need even money, I will speak my way to up there..