Martha Stewart Joint Rolling

[Payaso]

"Of course I know how to roll a joint!"

So says Martha Stewart, good friend of Snoop Lion

There is nothing that Martha Stewart can't do. She can make a potato chip with a decorative leaf inside it. The woman befriended inmates in jail via crochet.
And so it stands to reason that when she smokes weed, she smokes weed right. The O.G. domestic goddess did an interview with Andy Cohen of Bravo last week, and he asked her if she knew how to roll a joint.
In response, she told a quick story about how, when she was on her way to the interview, she pulled up next to an ice cream truck inside of which two young people were getting high:

A girl and a guy were smoking joints, and they had them in their hands like this [demonstrates holding a joint], and I said boy, those are sloppy joints.​

In other words, nothing you do poorly gets by Martha Stewart unnoticed. Roll a sloppy joint? You should be ashamed.
Anyway, she followed up the story by schooling Cohen on who, exactly, he was talking to:

Of course I know how to roll a joint.​

Of course. What is this, amateur hour? This is Martha fucking Stewart. Of course she knows how to roll a joint, and she will knit that joint a monogrammed koozie while she's at it, and then she will smoke it with the precision and accuracy of a brain surgeon.
The lady isn't friends with Snoop Dogg for nothing.

See it for yourself!

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[Crusader Rabbit]

That was funny. Martha should market her own line of rolling papers.

 

[skullznroses]

Id do her if she gave me some free papers and a joint, all sloppy style because she hates it.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Id do her if she gave me some free papers and a joint, all sloppy style because she hates it.

Is "sloppy style" referring to doing her, or the joint you'd roll?

 

[skullznroses]

lol no this is a one way my way kinda deal, you gotta keep your pimp hand strong with uppity white chicks. this is how it goes down:

I get a martha stuart tight joint

She gets rolled sloppy style by SNR

we both go home with big smiles

peace

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

What's that smell?

 

[purple_man]

og martha at it again MUHAHAHA

 

[Payaso]

72 years old... she's obviously heavily medicated ... in a good way.

 

[yortbogey]

the next BIG strain...martha stewart....

 

[OverEagerBeaver]

72 years old... she's obviously heavily medicated ... in a good way.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

She should be the spokesperson for the legalization movement. I think she'd like to stick it to the feds.

 

[yesum]

After doing time in prison she is a thugette. She can roll homie.

 

[Jhhnn]

Gotta have a certain respect for Martha. Busted for trying to cover her dumbass stockbroker's butt, she just STFU, did her time, kept on truckin'.

She's one of a kind, and I'll bet she rolls a great joint- neat & tidy, no lumps, no runs, no burning coal falling off into your lap, either. I'd love it if she created an instructional video, posted it on UTube. She and Snoop could then toke it up for the peeps, get all giggly.

It's an under appreciated art form. Hell- I recently met some younger stoners who couldn't roll a decent joint if their life depended on it.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

A heck of a lot of people respect her for what she went through.