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Man Cuts Off Penis Because God Told Him To...
- Thread starter Midnite Rambler
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Irishslappop
Ganja struetu?
....................................technogrow said:
What?
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technogrow said:
how do you know? gods are always referenced asexually.....because they are made up to give people hope, and you cant put a gender on hope
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throughout the history of mankind, pretty much every different culture has created some kind of god. everyone today knows that the ancient gods of all kinds of cultures (like zeus, or rain gods, or whatever) were just ridiculous fairy tales. i don't see why anybody would think that the bible or any current religion is any more plausible than the fairy tales of ancient times
Rosy Cheeks said:
One thing I always found odd about this picture...How come "god" is the one that is having to reach out?? I would expect god to sit back and make Adam(I guess?) reach out to him. How come he has to lean way over and be in danger of falling off of his, whatever the hell that is, just for a human?? Always seemed like humanity is saying we are better, god moves for us, on our accord. I always figured if there actually was a god, he would be very pissed at this display of arrogance from such a low being.
Hell, that one cherub on the far right is having to hold on to god's tunic so he doesn't tumble. Adam could just get off his ass for one second...lazy, arrogant humans.
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Discombobul8
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Rosy Cheeks said:I'm sorry KG, but this paparazzi pic of God clearly shows him to be of the masculine sex, and his homies are cherubes.
The real question is why the hell is god chillin with young children like that. If we are to take this picture seriously i now understand why the church is full of paedophiles. So god getting this man to cut his member off is probably a reflection on god's own torment from being a kiddie fiddler. Sheesh.
Adam is obviously ignoring gods attempts to get him to join in an act that could mean that he spends the rest of his life behingd bars. What a trickster huh. God in this picture also has a stricking resemblence to Richard Gere with a big beard.
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Midnite Rambler
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Personallly I think that in a Da Vinci code kinda way this picture is evidence that Big G wants us all to cut our dicks off.
The guy whom Big G is wanting to play touchy-feely with has obviously severed his own cock off and has sprouted a new smaller version that Big G fancies more than his earlier design, perhaps so he can roll his tongue round it, or so it fits up a cherubs ass easier.
I'm toying with the idea of just topping mine, thus sprouting 2 newbies, I just gotta check that the wife's ok with dp.
The guy whom Big G is wanting to play touchy-feely with has obviously severed his own cock off and has sprouted a new smaller version that Big G fancies more than his earlier design, perhaps so he can roll his tongue round it, or so it fits up a cherubs ass easier.
I'm toying with the idea of just topping mine, thus sprouting 2 newbies, I just gotta check that the wife's ok with dp.
backwoodburner
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I eat my boogers cause they tell me to
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Cannabal
Rosy Cheeks said:I'm sorry KG, but this paparazzi pic of God clearly shows him to be of the masculine sex, and his homies are cherubes.
God is pedophile ?
That other guy's penis is small like a shrimp. I wouldn't show it public...
Kizzattack
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This thread is funny.I don't know what is so funny about religion, but every time someone makes a God/Jesus joke I find it really funny. I think I just find the whole concept of a bearded bloke in sandals wondering around doing some crazy stuff to get people to believe what he's saying. Just think though, if Jesus had spent his money on a pair of running shoes, he would have run away, they wouldn't have caught him and there would be no Christianity! So just thank God for sandals, if you believe in the guy and you are Christian.
its kurmit
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i r4ead a story about a kid in germany who made angel trumpet tea, cut his tongue off because it was uncomfortable and then cut his dick off because he couldnt stop pissing in his mouth....he thought the blood from his tongue was pee
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I guess you all missed the memo about what God looks like...
