MAKE MONEY SELLING YOUR POOP?

[Tudo]

This smelly side hustle literally turns crap into gold.

A TikToker discovered an enterprising, albeit odoriferous, way to earn up to $180,000 per year — by donating poop to science.

A clip detailing the heave-inducing life hack and her feces-to-fortune success story amassed nearly 170,000 views on TikTok.

“Wanna make $$$ donating your [poop]?” teases TikToker @Isafidelino in the post to her almost 30,000 followers.

According to the clip, prospective stool donors simply go to HumanMicrobes.org, where they can earn an eye-popping $500 per “stool donation.” If you’re having a bowel movement every day, that ex-crap-olates out to $180,000 a year for simply sitting on a toilet, per the USA and Canada-based stool donor network.

I discovered how to earn up to $180,000 per year by pooping

This smelly side hustle literally turns crap into gold.

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[Plookerkingjon]

Don't trust Tick Tock my brother

 

[exploziv]

Sure.. poop is gold!

 

[Plookerkingjon]

Yeah some smoke it

 

[Green Squall]

Joking aside, research from FMT (Fecal Microbiota Transplantation) is promising for a host of diseases.

Living with inflamed and ulcered intestines is a special kind of hell.

 

[St. Phatty]

Perhaps combine with the other thread

"I find strange things and post them here - feel free to join in"

 

[Plookerkingjon]

Joking aside, research from FMT (Fecal Microbiota Transplantation) is promising for a host of diseases.

Living with inflamed and ulcered intestines is a special kind of hell.

How do they poop like that dude?

 

[Plookerkingjon]

Perhaps combine with the other thread

"I find strange things and post them here - feel free to join in"

I saw a crossing guard near where I live screaming at these girls because they had gotten off the bus and told like 15 kids that were getting off the bus about this Tick Tock video I guess there's a bunch of s*** on Tick Tock that's just complete misinformation and it's pervasive that was why I said the first comment I said.
Something about sitting in milk baths and putting your finger up your butt searching for "parasites" good ole american crosswalks in 2022

 

[St. Phatty]

Maybe we could have an ICMag Group Poop and sell our Poop together.

Then we have an IPO and rent office space in San Francisco.

You could probably sell underwear with brown streaks for $100 in San Francisco.

Just put a picture of some naked teenager on the box.

Perverts would be driving up from San Jose, San Lorenzo, and San Diego.

Then when they complain about the price, say "just for you, $50".

Hey it's business man.

Who brought this subject up anyway ? They should be forced to eat rat turds.

And why is poop brown ? If you're going to sell it, you should have an answer for that question.

Maybe have a Poop & Skunk store. Underwear with brown streaks for the Perverts, Skunk Buds for the Respectable Folks.

And don't forget to sell tins of green poop mud, so people can smear it on their faces. To improve their complexion. "Feces for Faces", YES, that will be a hot seller.

 

[Plookerkingjon]

You better put some fancy obscure f****** brand name on that underwear too that way the Millennials will recognize it buy it

 

[chilliwilli]

pecunia non olet

 

[delta9nxs]

the price you can get for ordinary shit sounds pretty good but what about high-class connoisseur-grade feces like mine?

 

[Plookerkingjon]

I imagine any poop that you could get, I mean we've got people that drink their own pee k&f their stuff and sell it out at farmers markets calling it who knows what, connoisseur quality feces.......you know the kind that like you could pull out ingredients to make another meal with? definitely considerable value especially considering that your carbon footprint is on par with some of the best in the world at this level

 

[Plookerkingjon]

What really hurts me is having relatives in my family that made careers out of serving this country and seeing China come at us fleece are infrastructure by sending their f****** idiots here in our open Society to get educated and learn all of our f****** technology, and then send their fentanyl chemist down to Mexico to pump the rest of the country that aren't getting educated full of poison. Make sure Wonder what kind of human being sees a country like ours and says you know what anyone over there that's weak enough to try this s*** here let's go get them hooked on it and let the rest of the country destroy itself. Tick tock, Chinese chemist happened the Mexican cartels pump that s*** into every f****** major vein of the United States. These liberal f******** that I ran into that came to our area from birneyville Bernie Sandersville tried to call me racist cuz I told him I wouldn't support China or Walmart or any of its products f****** clowns.

 

[Ca++]

Better than them selling us their crap.

Oh.. and the earth is flat.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Seems to be a market for all sorts of bodily fluids and solids - is anyone selling tears yet?

 

[luposolitario]

im ready to make, hot bigghi stinki piece of shit laike u never see one same , by a night long maccheroni lasagna spaghetti chcocolate wafer and much much more, if u wanna undestand intentifi studi abaut , the misteri of pasta that as your chance, and remember whit glow are more soft. goood adversiting nha?

 

[Plookerkingjon]

Do stem cells count

 

[exploziv]

Seems to be a market for all sorts of bodily fluids and solids - is anyone selling tears yet?

I bet there's at least a girl streamer out there, that, before the age required to join onlyfans, tried that!

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Seems to be a market for all sorts of bodily fluids and solids - is anyone selling tears yet?

I found some.