Mailing a joint, is it possible? Will it get through?

[ibjamming]

I'll be heading to Jamaica on a cruise and I want to mail some back. I was thinking about putting about a small amount inside birthday cards and mailing them to a PO Box I've set up. I was thinking about spreading it out inside a 2"x2" baggy inside the card to keep it flat. Maybe add a few seeds too for growing when I get home.

So, what do you guys think? Doable? Anyone ever done it before? Are there dogs at the postal centers? Would they hit on a letter? I was also thinking about just folding up some paper to give the entire envelope some bulk so you couldn't feel anything unless you were actually feeling for little seeds.

BTW, I'd be mailing it all from the Cayman Islands and not Jamaica. I figure there would be less scrutiny of letters from there.

Thanks...

 

[KharmaGirl]

Didn't you need personal info to rent the PO box?

 

[yohomz]

If it has to go through customs don't do it. The weed in Jamaica isn't that great anyway.

 

[stretchpup]

Unless you know peeps or have hookups down there, you're going to be paying US prices for *decent* smoke, or little money for a bail of sticks and stems. 50 and 1/8th 100 a 1/4. Maybe more.

No joke either... my boy just got back. The only place he found the dankness was from one young guy after he stepped off the plane at the airport. Nothing but schwag the entire rest of the trip.

He's in the canna business too, but didn't have a connect down there, and picked through sticks and seeds the entire time.

After re-reading your post tho, sounds like exactaly what you're looking for.

You're probably safer ordering from a seed company, and you'll get better seeds.

 

[B4O2N0G]

If you do find some good weed (i found some really sweet smelling fat nugs) you can try sending in coffee cans.However,i never tried this as it was 5 mins before i needed to leave and this guy just told me this.I had to leave behind atleast a half ounce of that sweet weed and a few grams of hash,it really sucked.good luck and be safe how ever you try it.

 

[ibjamming]

What I'm thinking is this... Take about a joint worth of smoke, put it into a small 2"x2" zip lock baggie, flatten it down, place it inside a birthday card and mail it. You'd never notice that anything is there because the baggie is so flat and the card is stiff. My only worry is dogs alerting on it. But, I'm also thinking that plain old letters just zip on through. I mean they must get millions every day. And what of significance can you put in a letter anyway? And, being it's coming from the Cayman Islands where there isn't a big illegal trade problem, it shouldn't get scrutinized.

Anyone have REAL experience they'd like to share? Anyone know the post office procedures?

 

[KharmaGirl]

Try the search feature, there are many, many threads about this.

 

[yohomz]

I've mailed cannabis, but never through US mail. Always used fed-ex cuz they don't check anything. I don't have international experience, but I do know that customs does use dogs.

And, you definitely can fit something of significance in a letter. Dealers were sneaking heroin in to jails by ironing it down on paper and having inmates reconstitute it.

 

[acgreenjeans]

From another board...

Deputies intercept marijuana via FedEx


2007-10-29 08:37:00
MARY ESTHER — A man faces drug charges after a Federal Express office in Orlando notified Okaloosa County Sheriff ’s deputies that a suspicious package was on its way to an address on Crestwood Street.

After a drug-sniffing dog alerted to narcotics Oct. 18 at the Fort Walton Beach Federal Express office, investigators set up a controlled delivery and arrested 36-year-old Rodolfo Alejandro “Alex” Deleon, according to a Sheriff ’s Office report.

Investigators found less than 20 grams of marijuana, some cocaine and $2,000 in cash in the home. But a U-Haul Storage receipt led them to another pound of marijuana in the storage unit.

Deleon is charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute within 1,000 feet of a church, possession of cocaine, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

 

[yohomz]

k maybe they do check lol

 

[HappyHemphog]

From another board...

Deputies intercept marijuana via FedEx


2007-10-29 08:37:00
MARY ESTHER — A man faces drug charges after a Federal Express office in Orlando notified Okaloosa County Sheriff ’s deputies that a suspicious package was on its way to an address on Crestwood Street.

After a drug-sniffing dog alerted to narcotics Oct. 18 at the Fort Walton Beach Federal Express office, investigators set up a controlled delivery and arrested 36-year-old Rodolfo Alejandro “Alex” Deleon, according to a Sheriff ’s Office report.

Investigators found less than 20 grams of marijuana, some cocaine and $2,000 in cash in the home. But a U-Haul Storage receipt led them to another pound of marijuana in the storage unit.

Deleon is charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute within 1,000 feet of a church, possession of cocaine, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Notice carefully that he didn't get busted because the dogs hit his package randomly as it came thru the system, he got busted because package looked suspicious, only then was the dog brought in to confirm narcotics.

There is no effing way in hell EVERY package coming into the US is inspected by a dog sniffing. It's only if the delivery service notices something out of the ordinary. For all we know, the package stank like skunk, had stems sticking out the side and was addressed to Mr. Pot Smoker.

Of course the PoPo would have you believe they XRay and sniff every single item that passes across our borders. Hell, we got 11 million illegal human sized objects in this country that just walked across the border.

Hempy

 

[Undrgrnd Armory]

I'll be heading to Jamaica on a cruise and I want to mail some back. I was thinking about putting about a small amount inside birthday cards and mailing them to a PO Box I've set up. I was thinking about spreading it out inside a 2"x2" baggy inside the card to keep it flat. Maybe add a few seeds too for growing when I get home.

So, what do you guys think? Doable? Anyone ever done it before? Are there dogs at the postal centers? Would they hit on a letter? I was also thinking about just folding up some paper to give the entire envelope some bulk so you couldn't feel anything unless you were actually feeling for little seeds.

BTW, I'd be mailing it all from the Cayman Islands and not Jamaica. I figure there would be less scrutiny of letters from there.

Thanks...

The Jamaican post office has lots of bars, a bunch of cops with assault rifles and usually a dog or two. I didn't want to chance it when I was there. Good luck though. I advise against it.

 

[Undrgrnd Armory]

Unless you know peeps or have hookups down there, you're going to be paying US prices for *decent* smoke, or little money for a bail of sticks and stems. 50 and 1/8th 100 a 1/4. Maybe more.

No joke either... my boy just got back. The only place he found the dankness was from one young guy after he stepped off the plane at the airport. Nothing but schwag the entire rest of the trip.

He's in the canna business too, but didn't have a connect down there, and picked through sticks and seeds the entire time.

After re-reading your post tho, sounds like exactaly what you're looking for.

You're probably safer ordering from a seed company, and you'll get better seeds.

I go to jamaica regularly. Your best is to buy it from employees at your resort. Do some research. Good weed in that country goes for about $300 USD a pound. US currency is worth so much to them, they will hold a bag in front of you and ask what you will pay. I knew what it was worth and I got multiple ounces of good stuff for less than 60 bucks.

 

[stretchpup]

I go to jamaica regularly. Your best is to buy it from employees at your resort. Do some research. Good weed in that country goes for about $300 USD a pound. US currency is worth so much to them, they will hold a bag in front of you and ask what you will pay. I knew what it was worth and I got multiple ounces of good stuff for less than 60 bucks.

I'm not planning on going and would bring my own tootsie-hash rolls anyway... for my primary. Personally I'd try a little local here and there but it wouldn't be my main focus of that trip.

But thanks for the advice. I'll do my research on "illegal drug hustling resort employees" ASAP.

You're idea of good stuff may be quite different than mine.

I trust my friends word. He's not white and doesn't wear socks to his knees in sandles... for starters. He blended right in with the locals and still found only commercial sheeit.

I'm sure there's nice stuff to be had... like anything it's who you know.

 

[czarr]

From another board...

Deleon is charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute within 1,000 feet of a church, possession of cocaine, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

What??? what happened to the separation of church and state?? How do religious groups get special provisions to include themselves in drug legislation?

 

[diggity]

A joint??? if anything I *might* bring back a few seeds in my pocket or something

 

[sfritz]

I was in jamaica several years ago, not 5 minutes off the plane a guy comes and hooks me up with a fat 1/4 of sticky green for $30. GREAT stuff too, I was thrilled

On the return trip, a dog at the airport alerted on my instantly, cuz everything I own must smell like weed to a dog.. So customs stopped me and my party, and did a fairly invasive search on all of us. Not quite as bad as jail where u gotta look under your tongue, spread em, etc.. but they had us in our underwear and made sure there was nothing in there that wasnt supposed to be.. They weren't in a good mood and they were not ****ing around, total pricks. I had a little handcarved wooden dolphin shaped bowl I bought from a local, brand new, never used, and they took it anyway.. I told em 'it was for legal tobacco use' yada yada yada, they got pissed, started bitching and swearing, calling supervisors and backup and shit.. Borderline abusive imo.

US Customs know jamaica is overflowing with weed, and I think they scrutinize everything coming back to the US from there a lot closer than anywhere else. I've been to several other countries and never saw anything close to that before. IDK about the mail, but I'd bet customs goes over it a lot more than normal. I might try a few seeds, but I'd never try to get a bud thru....

 

[Mycroft Holmes]

Just imagine the chaos if some finely ground "dust" were sprinkled in the aisleway in first class on the way into the airplane. Later, the dogs would hit on everyone when they exited the plane. After roughing-up the first class passengers, customs might put the dog away.

 

[MeetTheNewGuy]

I JUST WENT TO JAMACA IN FEB

I JUST WENT TO JAMACA IN FEB

I WAS ON A CRUZE SO I KNOW ITS A LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT I WAS ABLE TO GET JUST OVER AN OZ ONTO THE BOAT WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM AT ALL AND THEN OFF AGAIN EVEN EASIER THAN GETTING IT ON THE BOAT. JUST KEPT IT IN A POCKET AND HAD TWO PAIRS OF PANTS ON... EASY

AND WHO EVER SAID YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR BUD THERE IS WRONG!!!!! I WAS ON A TOUR THAT THE CRUSE SET UP AND MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE OF THE GUIDES AND HE LEAD ME TO SOME GREAT SMOKE.
I PAID 100 FOR ABOUT 40 GRAMS HE JUST HANDED ME A BLANK BAG WITH 2 HUGH BUDS ... GREAT STUFF

 

[MeetTheNewGuy]

ALSO

ALSO

I WOULDNT BUY FROM THE GUYS STANDING ON THE CORNER MOST ARE CONS LOOKING FOR TOURISTS OR UNDERCOVER COPS, I RECOMMEND ASKING SOMEONE THAT HAS A JOB ALREADY MOST KNOW A FRIEND THAT COME GET IT EASILY