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Mad dog steals pot!

MMJ Today

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Heh heh heh...my mad Rottie actually. He sort of stood up on his back legs for a second, sniffed the buds I had trimmed and laid aside on my kitchen table, and snagged a couple o' nice ones out of the bunch! If any of you are Rottie owners you know the drill. "Drop it! Zeke! Drop that right now!! Bad dog! Baaad dog, Zeke. Now you give that to me right now or I’m gonna--...Zeke! Gimme that you thieving little son of a bitch!!!"

:fsu:

I was already snapping photos (as I always do) of my trimming session and had the camera right there. So I grabbed it and snapped this shot of Zeke claiming my juicy Jack Herrer buds for his own. His expression was one of keen interest while I turned the camera on and got ready to take his picture. But his expression turned to one of Rottie defiance the instant I said, "Give me that bud, Zeke!"

I thought you all might like to see what a big male Rottweiler looks like when they have absolutely no intention of giving something up that they found unguarded--that equates to finders-keepers to a Rottie--no matter what that object may be. As far as he was concerned if I wasn't smart enough or fast enough to protect those buds then they was up fer grabs, boss! :D

Anyway, I also thought I would post a few pics of my harvest, which is completed now, with the Jack Herrer girls coming out last. All the buds have been snipped and jarred and have begun curing.
I am completely obsessed with micro-photography and macro-photography where Trichomes are concerned. I am fascinated by them and spend hours rigging my microscope and camera to be able to take pictures of the Trichomes forming on the Cannabis as it's maturing (is that a tiny trichome fairy I see there?) and after it has been snipped from the stems and dried. It gives me something to do I guess. *grin*

Oh...and since I own the domain name www.mmjtoday.com and will be putting up a Website to help MMJ patients there if I can ever figure out how (sigh) I decided to spell out the name of the site in JH buds. That was no easy task, let me tell you! Every time I thought I had it juuust, right one would stick to my finger and mess it all up again. It was frustratiing, especially since my hands and fingers just ain't that steady these days. *grin* Not the most clever or inventive of ideas but I had fun doing it.

Anyway, enjoy the pics. All the best!















 

Gangabiss

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LOL did you manage to salvage any of the buds from his jaws? Don't tell me he ate all that.

Your dog sounds like a true stoner :joint:
 
G

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lol thats some funny shit! hope you were able to get some of those back, some dank stuff. Nice shots.
 

MMJ Today

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Hi moose eater,

Rottweiler's have this thing where anything, and I do mean anything, that they find unattended or even out of their owner's immediate reach, becomes fair game. The operative word in that last sentence was "game". Life is one long game of kepp-away for Rotties. They love the try-and-get-it-away-from-me game. The fact that he decided to bag a mouthful of my primo Jack Herrer budjust goes along with his natural tendency to want to own everything, and play with everything. So no jealousy, just a game.

AlaskanGro...I used to live in Alaska. I lived in Haines and Whittier. You familiar with those spots?
And yes I was able to get the buds back. Wet with slobber and with lovely teeth marks all over the stems, but I get those bastards back alright! The really funny thing is that Zeke turns his nose away if I offer some for himm to sniff. He doesn;t like Cannabis at all, but that matters not when he decideds the game is on!

Here's another photo I took last year when he grabbed an entire plant and tried to take it out into the bakc yard for a good ol' chase. It was okay because that plant was worthless (I haven't a clue what it actually was but it certainly wasn't the strain I though I was planting) but it just goes to show you that even a whole plant that has just been harvested isn't safe from game-play!



Thanks for the nice words about my best friend.

All the best!
 

MMJ Today

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moose eater said:
Hi MMJ Today,

I was just jokin' with you as much as anything.. ;^>)

moose eater


Yeah..I know mate. But I thought I'd fill ya in on some Rottie personality traits in the bargain. *grin* Best dogs in the world for a family! Full of personality and energy!

ATB!
 

glock23

one in the chamber
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Rotts rock! I'd love to get myself one, but probably not until I have a family and home of my own...
 

MMJ Today

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glock23 said:
Rotts rock! I'd love to get myself one, but probably not until I have a family and home of my own...

Do yourself a great favour and make plans in advance when you are getting ready to purchase a puppy. Do lots and lots of research on Rottweilers so you know all about the breed (or as much as you can absorb as a family) when your new best mate arrives.


ZEKE, my seven-year-old male Rottweiler.
He saved my life once when I was being
slowly suffocated and was home alone!


Choose for character and demeanor, not for size or looks necessarily. A puppy that seems to hang back and watch you calmly is a very good choice. That animal is already displaying his natural tendency to be watchful and aware of his surroundings. Ones that trot over as cute as can be and want to roll and play are great for families with children! Pups that "attack" your hands in play and gnaw painfully on your hands and fingers may have a tendency to be a bit more aggressive/assertive.
None of these guidelines are written in stone, though. I think folks can be just as happy with a Rotty pup that just plain steals their hearts no matter how shy or rambunctious her or she may be!
But let me assure you...there is no such thing as a bad Rottweiler.

Let me also assure you that the "bad" Rottweilers so often demonized in the news are the products of ignorant owners who acquire a Rottweiler simply because it's cool to have a "bad dog". The wonderful American Pit Bull (I think that's the correct name of that breed) suffers the same unfair treatment by those who think having an ill-tempered and aggressive Pit Bull tethered to them by a piece of logging chain is the ultimate "bad boy" statement.

A little food for thought: if you think owning a handgun is preferable to a big ol' Rottweiler as a defense strategy, think again my friend. A bad guy who slips into your home in the middle of the night might just be able to overpower you and take your gun away. Then you are truly screwed. On the other hand there is no way on earth that same bad guy is ever going to be able to turn your big, snarling Rottie on you!
Think about it...

Good luck with your search. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions or concerns now, or in the future about this oustanding breed. I'll be happy to tell ya what I know!

All the best!
 

MMJ Today

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Sonic Death said:
classic stuff man. good harvest!

Thanks mate! This Jack Herrer suuure does smoke nice! *big grin* Here's a pic of a bud I just opened a little while ago. Check out all the crystals laying around that fell off as I gently broke this JH bud open. I love this stuff!

ATB!

 

B.C.

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Dog gone (with) it....

Dog gone (with) it....

Tell Zeke we expect a full smoke report on the JH. lol...Take care...BC
 
Love the new pics of Zeke! He's so handsome and majestic yet scary as hell.

My wife is very allergic to dogs, sneezing and runny nose with in 5 minutes of being around one. 1 hour in a dog owners house and she's having asthma attacks and is very sick. No way she could live around one, so no puppy for me. :nono:

The one with him biting the bud is my new desktop picture. :joint: :wave:
 

MMJ Today

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-StashBastard- said:
Love the new pics of Zeke! He's so handsome and majestic yet scary as hell.

My wife is very allergic to dogs, sneezing and runny nose with in 5 minutes of being around one. 1 hour in a dog owners house and she's having asthma attacks and is very sick. No way she could live around one, so no puppy for me. :nono:

The one with him biting the bud is my new desktop picture. :joint: :wave:

Thanks for the kind words, mate! I'm sorry to hear that your wife has dog allergies. The poor woman must really suffer with that. It's a shame that you cannot own a dog, but thewife most definitely comes first!

All the best to you and your wife!
 
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pineappaloupe

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That picture of zeke with the cola in his mouth is one of these funniest dog pictures i have ever seen. i've seen some pretty funny pictures of cats with nuggets, looking confused, offended, etc.
this one takes the cake

how about starting a contest of most hilarious pet with plants picture?

peace
 

MMJ Today

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Contest

Contest

Thanks guys! I think the contest is a great idea! I even took a shot of my dog today to start things off.



My daughter was sitting on a chair in the living room, doing her homework with her Cockatiel, "Cheese Cake", perched on her knee. Zeke, my Rottie, was laying at her feet, sleeping quietly.
I walked into the living room and got the idea to try and out the bird on the dog's head. I asked him to sit in front of me. Then I reached over and got the bird on my hand. I had the camera all set and ready to go right next to me on the couch.
I told Zeke to "Stay" and just placed he bird on his head. Zeke sat there quietly, not moving or whining at all. He looked a little exasperated with me for making him wear a bird on his head, but he sat there until I was finished shooting the photos. I shot a lot of pictures but this was the best of he bunch.

Here's a pic that conforms more to the rules...pets with plants!



Anyway...if the contest is on, count me in!

All the best and good luck to everyone!
 
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MMJ Today

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1TWISTEDTRUCKER said:
Let me Zeeke knows when your high and only pulls that shit when your baked.
Thats how my dogs do me. :pointlaug

You could be right! He's pretty damned smart, that dog. I can put him into any pose I want, or do just about anything with him and he goes right along with it. Absolute trust and love between he and I.

I'll never own another breed, that's for sure!

All the best!
 

weed_snob

Member
Next time he takes something from you and you actualy want it dont acknowladge that he has it and dont move toward him. Go get something he wants and play with it, or pretend somebody has come to the door (knock on a table and walk to the door).

He is a beauty,

btw i wouldnt put a bird to close to a dog. I saw on the dog whisperer a lady who had her little bird loose an eye when the dog suddenly snaped it into his mouth without warning when she was holding it. Be pretty hard to break it to your daughter that the dog ate the bird
 
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