Lindsay Lohan arrested again

[Pops]

I have to agree with Tarkus. For a price, I would drive these rich crack hos anywhere they want. When they get plastered,I would even let Paris blow me,if she had an urge. But what the hell,I'm old, cheap and easy.

 

[WeldFlash420]

Lmfao ^^^^GO POPS!

 

[Guest]

what?me worry?!

 

[Huey_Wunder]

Lindsay Lohan:
Her Personality and Looks + Hollywood = "Coke Head"

Humpback Whale:
Big Mammal with a Blow Hole + Pacific Ocean = "Plankton Junkie"

It is really not fair to her, guys. That is just the kind of animal she is.

Hollywood + Mammal(.)(.) + BlowHole ({}) + Her = "Jail-House Girlfriend Expose"



hw

 

[Pops]

Come on, Huey, you know you want pictures!

 

[fukitol]

Hell, she might even kill Paris Hilton accidentlly!!!!!!!!! Or even herself. Now tell me my fellow humans, would you want that happening?

you want me to answer that?

 

[Huey_Wunder]

Come on, Huey, you know you want pictures!

Damn right - video (w/ sound, if available) too...

I can see them picking her cell right now - next to the showers, and just in front of the vid cam.

The butches are lickin' somebodys lips over this one - Caged Heat Part XII (The Reality Tapes).

I'm smellin' a Razzy comin'

hw

 

[Huey_Wunder]

Oh, and honest - that wasn't her coke in her pocket.

She was holding it for a friend - she was worried they were gonna take too much, and get sick or hurt.

Ya, that's it - a friend...

lol

hw

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Oh boy....

gotta go bail her out now


So that what that phone call was.... :

 

[fr33th3w33d]

arrested while a new movie she stars in is coming out.

hmmm

all publicity is good publicity.

 

[Pixelante]

arrested while a new movie she stars in is coming out.

hmmm

all publicity is good publicity.

Not necessarily...

See: Michael Vick

 

[trouble]

Lindsay Lohan for President !

 

[clorox]

shes hot.

 

[guest]

Oh, and honest - that wasn't her coke in her pocket.

She was holding it for a friend - she was worried they were gonna take too much, and get sick or hurt.

Ya, that's it - a friend...

lol

hw

That's why she was chasing that other car .. she was trying to give it back!

 

[Irishslappop]

I have no sympathy for her. She gets out of rehab and what does she immediately do? Go to Vegas and party. Wow fucking wow.

It's not really that hard to stay home and chill. Someone needs to give her an oz and a PlayStation or something, sheesh.

^This.

 

[Guest]

Thats exactly what I would have done with my wetbar and bigscreen in back of my Limo,a stint in rehab can be devastating!

 

[idontgivenames]

What ever happened to good ol' fashion caning?

 

[Discombobul8]

Arrested? She's fucked.

Probably by the Captain first...then the seargent... then the rest of the department including the janitors. Can anyone say train....choo choo..!!

 

[Gunter]

They are all so rich, why dont they just call a driver?

 

[Nikijad4210]

I've heard ballpark estimates around 6 years in state if she's convicted on all combined charges from the arrest before and this one.

Frankly, if a regular Joe has to suck it up and do their time, so should a celebrity, but how much you guys wanna bet she gets probation and a slap on the wrist?