A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse and spotted the most
beautiful, perfectly "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more
closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when
you hear the price."
beautiful, perfectly "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more
closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when
you hear the price."
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