Know your Dealer....the easy way

[Guest]

I was just browsing the web and stumbled across this article in Heads magazine, it was a light read and i thought it was pretty amusing that i could relate a lot of my locals for those generic profiles of drug dealers...so which dealer profile is most prominent in your area, around here it would have to be the johnny dependables-there is like three of them but when one is out...so are the rest




Know your Dealer

 

[DickAnubis]

Somebody posted this link, I think in the Old Stoner's Pad.
Very Funny
I know a lot of Mystics, a few rip off men, and more than one nerd expert type.
HA!

 

[JackKerouac]

What's a dealer?

 

[OffroadFever]

hahaha thats a great read. oh so true too.

 

[Feyd]

I've got some pretty trustworthy connects I think.

One of them drives to my house, always offers to weigh it out, sends me pictures of it on AIM before hand, lets me sample if he has a bowl on him or I do, and usually hooks it up pretty nicely.

Some people on the other hand that I've had to deal with are the shady rip-off artist/almost gangster.
Tell me they got that "fire" and they have no clue that weed has strains and different highs, generally try to sell me nasty schwag at exorbitant prices.

 

[Guest]

That is really funny, in my almost 17 years of smoking ,I've probably dealt with every single type.LOL Good link.

 

[Guest]

and today my dealer type is: no man im dry

usually classified as an oh shit! or damn-it! moment immediately thereafter. this dealer type is well known in small towns all the way up to large cities. not much is known as to why the stars sometimes align and everyone runs out at he same time but it does happen. the no man im dry dealer syndrome can usually be remedied with home grown pot 3-5 months after the last attempted transaction or if a buddy has some.

 

[Ram Beau]

Yeah, I think they're missing a few like:
The Bass Player: This guy plays bass, sometimes in an actual band. Usually there's a jam sesh going on in his garage and all you have to do is show up and wait until they finish the current jam (this could take a long time). If there any good there'll be cute chicks to talk to while you wait.
Cons: you always have to come up with excuses of why you missed the last show.

Or:
The Actor:
THis guy obviously has ADD because everytime he smokes he gets all animated and energetic. You just want your weed but you have to listen to stories and jokes. You try and pay attention and be polite but you are usually too stoned to care. Luckily the phone rings or someone else shows up to let you off the hook.