Just how crazy are women?

[bigganjabud]

Well this is a post for everyone really but...

The main chunk of my post is basically to hear the most fucked up a bit of revenge a woman has had on anyone in your life

Lemme start

My mate was unfaithful

He's Mrs took the day off of work went and bought kippers and stuffed em in a hollow curtain rail my mate has in the front room this was about 2-3months ago

It was quite colder then and yeah heating was on a fair bit

He finally found the nasty sweaty horrid festering mess earlier

(would have posted sooner but been Pissin myself for ages on the phone with him)

Hahaha hahahaha

Urgh

I don't even like to smell strong fish hahaa

He's been living in the nasal equivalent of a trawler boat

He's been going mad replacing stuff in the house

Carpet
Sofas
Literally everything

Went to change the curtains as he had changed everything
(spent about £7000 apparently!)

 

[Midnite Toker]

My wife threatened years ago to never leave and only make my life miserable if I ever fucked up It's been 37 years and she has kept her word.
Seriously, Take care~ mT

 

[Douglas.Curtis]

Serious relationship issues stem from low levels of communication. My wife and I are often shocked at how little folks communicate with their spouse. Not to mention how little honesty is involved.

Two main things tripping up women these days...

- Social programming is disgusting. When I happen to catch a bit of modern television or movies, I'm shocked at how disgustingly screwed up the social values being displayed are. Tough to have any kind of awareness about relationships/being-human and reality, if you've grown up on that foul pap.

- Addictive, Mind-Altering Drugs in everyday foods. Ever talk to someone who breaks down emotionally at the slightest negative event. Someone who, no matter how patiently, logically and simply you break down what you're trying to explain... You're wrong and attacking them! Yeah, you're going to find they're ingesting large amounts of sorbates (potassium sorbate, polysorbate-80 and polysorbate-60). It's listed as a 'preservative' and it causes emotional fragility and destroys the ability to employ logic.

Women who are properly educated, have a good level of self-worth and honesty plus a clean diet, are absolutely amazing to be around. Working honestly with one, toward common and positive goals, produces very strong relationships. It takes time and work though. I recommend listening to "Lead The Field" with them for a few years, over and over.

Work to be more awesome today than you were yesterday.

 

[troutman]

Women killed the dinosaurs.

 

[WelderDan]

My drunk-ass ex ran off with her drunk-ass boyfriend. After he had enough of her shit he booted her. She tried to move back in while I was at work, but I had worked really late the night before and arranged to come in late. So I was home when she rolled up in the BF's car loaded with her shit. I told her off and sent her ass down the road and told her to never come back, then changed the locks before going to work.

The crazy bitch would have been moved back in if I wasn't there and I wouldn't have been able to get her out. I moved a month later and served her ass with divorce papers.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

I've got no complaints with my marriage.
We've all heard the same stories though. I've had friends lose everything once their marriage went south.
A buddy of mine and I were talking yesterday about friends of ours who have to hide their pot smoking from their wives. Sad. One has his little six inch bong in the basement along with a bottle of mouthwash. His wife knows he smokes but doesn't like it, so he hides it. Been doing that for 30 years. lol. Lame. I couldn't do it. The pu$$y must be pretty good to put up with that sort of shit all your life.

 

[WelderDan]

I've got no complaints with my marriage.
We've all heard the same stories though. I've had friends lose everything once their marriage went south.
A buddy of mine and I were talking yesterday about friends of ours who have to hide their pot smoking from their wives. Sad. One has his little six inch bong in the basement along with a bottle of mouthwash. His wife knows he smokes but doesn't like it, so he hides it. Been doing that for 30 years. lol. Lame. I couldn't do it. The pu$$y must be pretty good to put up with that sort of shit all your life.

My wife was OK with my smoking when we met. Lately she's been kind of bitching about it. I flat out told her that I was upfront about it when we met, and she said she was OK with it, so don't give me any shit about it. I was very clear about it when we met, and I was clear that if it was an issue she needed to say so. She said she was fine with it, so I hold her to it. She shuts up when I remind her about it and I make it clear I ain't stopping.

 

[rolandomota]

O man i hate it when they try to make you quit fuck that drama

 

[armedoldhippy]

friend of mine built a deck on his house out of expensive south american hardwood that is gorgeous, and never needs painting. won't rot, utterly maintenance free & weather ages to this wonderful deep red color, came home two months later, his wife was outside painting it. same guy, 2 years later spent 7 grand on windows/window sills etc that were guaranteeed to never fade, chip, need painting etc. 3 months later, his wife (who had picked them out & selected the color) painted them while he was out of town...myself, i would have taken her on a cruise that she would NOT have returned from. all he did was divorce her...coward.

 

[Sforza]

This thread might break the record for most posts eventually!

From a man's standpoint, women are crazy as hell. But from a woman's standpoint, we men are far from perfect.

Doesn't matter. Can't live with them and can't live with them.

 

[DocTim420]

My biz partner had a crazy trophy girl friend that got her comeuppance.

He had a vacation home in Las Vegas full of antique furniture acquired from Europe over the years. Nice stuff too. My biz partner has a hard time keeping his dick in his pants and was caught fucking around...so she went to Vegas and extracted her revenge during the end of summer.

She had everything in his house packed up and stashed away at half at several public storage units around town--using his credit card to pay 1 year's storage fees in advance...then she disappears (not to be seen/heard from again).

The next month he gets the credit card statement and disputes the charge for the storage units...and you can guess what happens next. The storage facilities sell his antiques and personal stuff for "non payment" of storage rent.

He found out the hard way too--as he opened the door to his empty vacation home (Christmas time), he finds the demand notices for unpaid space rent and notice of sale. Merry fucking Christmas!

 

[shithawk420]

Obviously what she did was wrong,but who the hell leaves a house unchecked for over a year?obviously the guy had money.at least install cameras.kinda dumb.can't feel too sorry for him.that would have been a nice locker to bid on though.someone got there money worth

 

[DocTim420]

When this happened, he had 5 homes throughout the world and she cleaned out the Vegas house sometime in August...a few months later (that December) he discovered he got fucked. His homes are in secured gated communities--and yes, he has lots of dough (earned it). The difference between you, me and him--is, his bank accounts have more zeros after the "digits"--other than that, he is a generous cool down to earth guy.

 

[shithawk420]

I didn't say he wasn't a good guy.but he could of put cameras there.leason learned I guess

 

[DocTim420]

LOL...remember he can't keep his dick in his pants. Video of his "escapades" can't be good, but I hear yah. The cops could not do a thing, since "she did not steal" the property--and all the paperwork was in his name (not hers). She just created a scenario when American Express reversed the storage charges--he would lose.

BTW, the estimate of loss was about 1/4 mil--and was not covered by his insurance.

 

[resin_lung]

I have buddies who hide their smoking from their wives. It's hilarious because they can't say no to free bong loads but spend the whole time freaking out about getting caught! Of course we don't stop telling them how busted they are the whole time. One guy always brings an orange!

I've been with same girl for nearly 30yrs. I actually started living with her when she was 14! Hahaha true story. I was 16 and.... I fkn moved in.haha

Once we made it through high school and college it's been smooth sailing. Knock on wood!lol

we're far from the people we were and have gone through as many changes as anybody else but we never lost interest in each other along the way for a long enough period of time for it to matter.

Sometimes people can change faster than the people that love them can handle.

People can wait too long to talk and before you know it.... you don't know the motherfkr!

Anyhow.... what's this thread about....oh yeah.

She's bat shit nutts! Sometimes I wonder how she makes it through the day! Things that are so fkn simple! Mainly relationships with her friends and family!

Girls have NO IDEA HOW TO HAVE FRIENDS!

 

[bigganjabud]

Serious relationship issues stem from low levels of communication. My wife and I are often shocked at how little folks communicate with their spouse. Not to mention how little honesty is involved.

Two main things tripping up women these days...

- Social programming is disgusting. When I happen to catch a bit of modern television or movies, I'm shocked at how disgustingly screwed up the social values being displayed are. Tough to have any kind of awareness about relationships/being-human and reality, if you've grown up on that foul pap.

- Addictive, Mind-Altering Drugs in everyday foods. Ever talk to someone who breaks down emotionally at the slightest negative event. Someone who, no matter how patiently, logically and simply you break down what you're trying to explain... You're wrong and attacking them! Yeah, you're going to find they're ingesting large amounts of sorbates (potassium sorbate, polysorbate-80 and polysorbate-60). It's listed as a 'preservative' and it causes emotional fragility and destroys the ability to employ logic.

Women who are properly educated, have a good level of self-worth and honesty plus a clean diet, are absolutely amazing to be around. Working honestly with one, toward common and positive goals, produces very strong relationships. It takes time and work though. I recommend listening to "Lead The Field" with them for a few years, over and over.

Work to be more awesome today than you were yesterday.

MONSTER +1 FOR THIS GUY


Just wanted to say communication drifts apart in relationships from time to time the suggestion I'm going to make is to involve the mrs in the growing and hopefully she won't mind the cheeky joints/bong rips...........

Also women suffer from a strange phenomenon called "baby brain" I feel a link coming


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parental_brain#Maternal_brain


That's right folks the brain actually gets smaller so erm no wonder it gets a bit white knuckle round the time of birth hahaha

Oh Fwiw Mrs bgb and myself have been together now for nearly 12 year (erm actually that makes me feel old ffs)

Well that my input for another few comments atleast

Gonna go and finish off my new grow dungeon

 

[Douglas.Curtis]

MONSTER +1 FOR THIS GUY

Glad you saw the value

Just wanted to say communication drifts apart in relationships from time to time the suggestion I'm going to make is to involve the mrs in the growing and hopefully she won't mind the cheeky joints/bong rips...........

Working together on a common goal, such as growing, will significantly help with keeping communication on track. Good Choice

 

[brown_thumb]

My ex was so crazy that I vowed 'never again'. I've been celibate for 21 years. Yup... twenty-one... friggin'... years. TG for internet porn.

 

[metsäkana]

man use power, woman use jedi mind tricks