Joke : A DEA officer comes calling ....

[ChaosCatalunya]

"I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs."

I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....."

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!"

I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard screaming, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life being chased by my big, old, mean bull... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he sure enough would get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran for the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs...
"Your badge! Show him your fucking BADGE!!"

 

[stoned-trout]

in real life your bull would get shot and become hamburger...them fuckers love to shoot shit and are always strapped....yeehaw..they shoot pets all the time bro..

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

in real life your bull would get shot and become hamburger...them fuckers love to shoot shit and are always strapped....yeehaw..they shoot pets all the time bro..

Yes, but don't most LEO use 9mm pop guns ?

Not a lot of use against a charging bull, unless you want to annoy it

 

[gaiusmarius]

hehe classic...

 

[b00m]

Bwahahaha Bloody Classic

 

[stoned-trout]

you never know what dea will be carrying..i have seen them with various firearms over the years..don't know what standard carry is for em or if they can carry whatever...I would carry a 45 personally and an ankle gun backup...yeehaw..dea should be disbanded fuck em... a skilled shooter with a 9 mm can kill whatever they want ..the issue is will you die before the animal bleeds out without the right hits/ right angle... I used to whack bigass animals with a 22 once upon a time...but they weren't charging me... I know about bulls and cows had a several friends with em,, and I been cow tippin and gotten chased when younger

 

[stoned-trout]

ooh ya and I have never seen/ herd of a solo dea agent go to a house.. I think it even might be against protocol for a drug suspect house/property....just a guess... yeehaw

 

[amanda88]

lol ....lol more please!

 

[armedoldhippy]

sure, a 9 mm will kill a bull. IF he aint already got the adrenaline flowing from chasing you, LOL! if that happens, he will still die, but you are gonna beat him to the Promised land... "BANG! BANG! "huh? now i'm REALLY gonna stomp fuck out of you..."

 

[antheis]

jesus, trout you sure do know how to pick apart a joke.
laugh a little.

 

[mr.brunch]

Nice one.

 

[Big-Narstie]

jesus, trout you sure do know how to pick apart a joke.
laugh a little.

Lol I thought he must of not seen the "joke" part of the title

Yes more DEA jokes please that one was hilarious

 

[armedoldhippy]

Yes more DEA jokes please that one was hilarious

there just aint nothing funny about those cancerous assholes...when they are standing on street corners wondering how they are gonna make a living like honest folks do, THEN i will think it is funny...

 

[Big-Narstie]

there just aint nothing funny about those cancerous assholes...when they are standing on street corners wondering how they are gonna make a living like honest folks do, THEN i will think it is funny...

Hence the reason making fun of them I would imagine

And I do appreciate that we don't have to worry about having these dea thugs running around our streets. Shooting friendly pet dogs over a glass weed pipe n such clutching their fully auto smg's

Hank had it coming if you ask me

 

[LEF]

jesus, trout you sure do know how to pick apart a joke.
laugh a little.

reminded me of me