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Jimmy Townville.

Jimmy and Carl heard a knock at the door! ''knock'-knock' knock''...
"Who the **** is that"- whispered Carl. Jimmy looked at the radio and said 'I dont know, but theres no-way Gazza would be here this early.
So who the **** is it then, said Carl. Well it could be a delivery or the neigbours or something,- look', we'll just keep quite and they'll go away, said Jimmy. Yeh' but we've got $43,000 worth of coke in the kitchen, and 87 ounce's of Black Domina in this very room right here...WTF! Carl whispered as his rage turned his face cherry red. Looook, it's all good ,said Jimmy, we'll just wait for them to go away and we'll be fine. Carl rolled his eye's to the ceiling and said "****'- you always do this to me Jimmy.
"knock'-knock'-knock'-knock'-knock". "Oh shit Jimmy" said carl, that was five knock's, who the **** knock's five times. "Look" everyone knocks five times, says Jimmy, its all okay, just relax.
"Knock',-knock',its the police!, open up now!, you have four minutes to open the door or we're kicking the thing in!
Jimmy and carl open the certains and take a look outside of the seventh floor
window. "SHIT" We're surrounded by pigs, said Carl. Yeh, theres cops everywhere, said Jimmy. Ive got a plan, if we smoke all this shit before the cops bust in we'll be fine, said Carl. Man you are stupid , said Jimmy. I was obviously joking for "****s sake!", Yells Carl.
"Look, we know your in there ,we just heard you, said the policeman.
"good one Carl, never keep your mouth shut do you, you little bitch!, Jimmy says wildly. Look, dont speak to me like that Jimmy, I've had enough of your bullshit, all these years...your fricken bullshit, its all you you ****in you aint it
bitch!, you never know when to ****ing stop you peice of ****!.
"Wait,-why,-why' are you speaking like this Carl? this aint like you at all, said Jimmy. You want me to tell you why?, said Carl, I'll tell you why!. All these years I've been working with you I've been a cop! Im a ****ing cop bitch and your going to jail. You and Garry are going to be little birds in cages wishing you never ****ed with me!. "What do you mean-****'with you? said Jimmy. We gave you all you ever wanted and now you turn out to be a ****in copper? YOU ****ING PIG SCUM!! we treated you like a king! and this is how you repay us?, and what? you didnt like doing the drugs? come on bitch, you aint a cop?
"Im a ****ing cop, says Carl as he flashes his badge. Your one sick cop,said Jimmy.


*to be continued*
 

The_Leader

Non-Hilocentric
i hope carl rips his throat out........stinking pigs do this shit. I had a 1st cousin wash fvcked by Fed Marshals. I mean a bitch ****ed him and got in our circle. that bitches twat got lots folks i know still doing time 2O plus yrs later. i even went down because of her and i never got to hit it. I felt cheated.


last time i got harassed for being me: i asked the cop if it was the day rapest, murderers, and pedos took off and pot smokers were the most threatening ppl to deal w/that day. he got mad??
 
yeh, Im just having some fun cos Im bored and I felt like writing a short story. Im not very good with grammer and stuff but I thought Id write something outa the blue ya know..lol. I tried to make it funny. Its not meant to be a great novel but its jus a lil bit of fun.

If you like you can do the next part..lol, just for fun, but I might continue it, Im pretty high at the moment....I feel like being creative ya know.

peace.
 
oh i forgot to say that the mods have stopped all swear words so they just look like this ******, so the swear words kinda look funny now, but never mind hey, its all good fun. Maybe ill use more subtle words like; you prick or you fool. seeing as it wont let me swear.

never mind.
 

The_Leader

Non-Hilocentric
keep it going GM. I didnt intend to slow your roll. I read the 1st post and just thought of good old leo...lol

By all means be creative. I will read w/content.
 
Quick chapter 2

Quick chapter 2

*Chapter 2*

"You damn right I'm a sick cop", said Carl as he slowly reached for his jacket gun. And now I'm gonna set you up and make it look like suicide Jimmy.
No'...-wait,,-Carl.... don't, please calm yourself down, this really is'nt you,
this can't be.
*SMASH* the front door flies wide open! Jimmy jumps to the ground and hides
behind the sofa. Damn you pricks...DAMN YOU!! Jimmy screams. "I have a gun
aswel, Im not afraid to use it, he adds.
"No he does'nt, says Carl, no he does'nt. Jimmy gets up from behind the sofa and slowly walks towards Carl. "What are you doing?" says Carl.
"I may not have a gun but I know who has got one", says Jimmy. "Who"?, replies Carl. Well, you have a gun pointed at me, says Jimmy, but the only thing is its not loaded!, and that person who just kicked the door in was Gazza/Garry. "Come on in through Gazza", yells Jimmy.
"Alright boys"? says Gazza with his gun pointed at Carl.
"what...wer- wer-what is going on?" says Carl.
"Well, well, well, if it is'nt our little snitch of a friend Carl the grass", says Gazza in his strong London accent. "So you thought you could put us away, and after all the things we've done for you, all the things hey', and this is what we get, a two-faced grass of a copper hey', well...let me tell you summin snidy cop". "We gave you the wrong address Carl, this is 29 Rosmon street, not 29 Parker street, and the cops outside are doing a raid at Parker street across the street right now!, "and as for the gun your holding...well, its
not loaded cos....-Jimmy buts in and says-" cos I emptied when you went to the bathroom prick!!"
Carl drops the gun and and looks to the floor. " I cant believe it", says Carl with his chin pressed against his chest, "I cant ****ing believe it, I only want to do my job.....:Im just do my GOD' DAMN' JOB' FOR' ****S' SAKE", Carl screams almost breaking into a state of tears.

* to be continued*
 
Hey thanks guys. I wrote this last night when I was pretty high. Reading it today makes me laugh, Ill add some more when I get more weed. Its pretty fun writing
when Im high. I try to make it up as I go along kinda thing. But yeh, the twist is funny
and I was'nt bored so its a good time waster.

peace & pot guys, stay safe and have a good new years.
 
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