Jesus Christ Busted with Cannabis

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A Mexican woman was arrested at the US border when agents found 31 pounds of pot hidden behind framed pictures of Jesus. Leave it to Cesar, the drug sniffing dog to sniff out the pot.

When asked what he had to say about this incident, Jesus replied:
"Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s. That pot was mine, and I want it back!”

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6861199.html

Don't want Cesar seizing your God given pot? Then LEGALIZE IT!

Sorry, I just couldn't resist!

 

[teddybud]

Lol

 

[xfargox]

Ceaser was told to cease and desist after he sees his pot was seized.

 

[HASH GORDON]

Ceaser was told to cease and desist after he sees his pot was seized.

That joke could have gone alot smoother...

First off: Ceaser shouldn't be misspelled when it's already been spelled above...LMAO. It's CAESAR bro.....C-A-E-S-A-R.
Secondly: you may want to put the "cease" in italics and bold for emphasis on the "CAESAR" like sound of it...LOL.
Lastly: you missed an opportunity to work CAESAR in yet again with the word "seized".......you coulda dropped in the "CAES-ED" but that prolly wouldn't roll off the tongue....so it could be redacted to be "Ceazed", or alternatively "Ceized".

Knowing is half the battle bro.

 

[xfargox]

That joke could have gone alot smoother...

First off: Ceaser shouldn't be misspelled when it's already been spelled above...LMAO. It's CAESAR bro.....C-A-E-S-A-R.
Secondly: you may want to put the "cease" in italics and bold for emphasis on the "CAESAR" like sound of it...LOL.
Lastly: you missed an opportunity to work CAESAR in yet again with the word "seized".......you coulda dropped in the "CAES-ED" but that prolly wouldn't roll off the tongue....so it could be redacted to be "Ceazed", or alternatively "Ceized".

Knowing is half the battle bro.

Typing on a laptop keyboard. I've gotten to the point where I don't care if I make a typo.

For the last part, I figured people would understand what was going on with seized

But yeah, that's definitely an improvement from mine.

 

[SADtheOriginal]

Haha! Glad to see the sense of humor, but either way that goes to show you.....it's just a plant that God placed here to grow for us to benefit from (at least I got that from the headline when I clicked the thread )

 

[yardclippings]

why cezar............. WHY?!?!?!?!

 

[kmk420kali]

You can't hide that shit in Jesus....when they are ALREADY looking hard at long haired hippies!!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

Lol why dont they just make huge catapult guns and just shoot the brickpack over the border hahah. have a bunch of laborers hanging out in the desert waiting for touchdown passes. haha seems more easy than trying all these elaborate smuggling operations.