Is Putting A Blowtorch Up Your Ass The New Way To Vape?

[Headbandf1]

https://www.theonion.com/is-putting-a-blowtorch-up-your-ass-the-new-way-to-vape-1831734555

 

[moses wellfleet]

if it looks cool on Instagram people gonna do it no matter what... Even grannies!!

 

[St. Phatty]

It has an effect similar to shaving.

But you use ice cubes for the after-shave.

 

[Lester Beans]

They are selling suppositories now so nothing will surprise me. Who the hell is shoving their weed up their asses???? And don't tell me well you gotta try it cause that's just not happening. I don't care if it gets you higher than ding dings, I'm going to stick with smoking.

 

[watts]

Part of the agenda is to get us all obsessed with ass if you haven't noticed.

 

[positivity]

That's great they took on a sensitive subject.
Really don't understand the vaping epidemic. Such a bad replacement for tobacco. Loved tobacco but vaping was nothing like the real thing
Healthier if you can manage to not smoke it constantly, but that's rarely the case I see

 

[Illuminate]

Wait watt..? Getting us to be obsessives about asses? Elaborate please

 

[Midnight Tokar]

It's The Onion.........you do understand satire is what they're all about.

 

[Brother Nature]

Yes, it's one of the more reputable news outlets, one of the oldest in the US, founded by onion farmers if I'm recalling correctly.

 

[Emperortaima]

^^^ nice joke

 

[BombBudPuffa]

Part of the agenda is to get us all obsessed with ass if you haven't noticed.

I thought I was the only one who noticed that shit

 

[armedoldhippy]

Part of the agenda is to get us all obsessed with ass if you haven't noticed.

 

[theJointedOne]

Nuff women out here trying to have that horse ass, lol, nasty

 

[redlaser]

They are selling suppositories now so nothing will surprise me. Who the hell is shoving their weed up their asses???? And don't tell me well you gotta try it cause that's just not happening. I don't care if it gets you higher than ding dings, I'm going to stick with smoking.

I don’t know, must be something to it. Brett Kavanaugh thought it was important enough to put boofing in his calendar he later showed everyone proudly.

Different strokes I suppose

 

[Oliver Pantsoff]

Nuff women out here trying to have that horse ass, lol, nasty

Yeah, I'm sick of seeing that bs too lol...

OP

 

[shithawk420]

Wtf are you guys talking about? Are you talking about that redheads ass? Looks good to me

 

[nordie]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that shit

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lol, right after breakfast.

 

[Lester Beans]

My wife was walking by and saw that pic of the redhead. She said "nice ass, young bitch."

Hahahahaahaahaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[nordie]

could be tripping

 

[St. Phatty]

Well FVCK it's St. Patty's day !

I could re-name my water pipe "My Ass" ... and the lighter is sort of a micro-blowtorch ... so since I'm about to do the St. Patty's Wake & Bake, yes I am about to "Put A Blowtorch next to My Ass" ... but just so I can enjoy ... what is on the menu ... let me look & load ==>

Pink Cindy. Sounds vaguely erotic.

Nice resiny tiny little nuggets my neighbor left me.


New approach to re-Legalization: The government realizes they're nothing more than your neighbor.

So whenever you leave your car or truck un-locked, they leave 3 ounces of put in the front seat as a reminder that you left your vehicle un-locked.

That version of re-legalization I think I could live with.