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Is a week off smoking enough for test?

GreenStreet

Member
I havn't smoked for a week and have a test on Friday that will be about 10 days from stopping. Does anyone know how long it takes to clean your system? Also, has anyone used the additive Urine Luck?
Any adive would be appriciated.
GS
 
H

Hal

I think if you are a regular, every day toker that it takes 30 days. You should look into some of the strategies that have been used...like drinking a few gallons of water the previous 12 hours before your test and then taking a vitamin c tab a few hours before your test. Do a search for drug tests, a bunch of stuff should come up.
 
S

sow the seeds

jojajico said:
drink an assload of water or get one of your friends to pee in a cup and dry it out.

Not necessarily good advice. I've read people on here have to go back and get tested again because their urine was too diluted. I believe thats what the vitamin B someone mentioned earlier is for.
 
G

Guest

It depends on how much you smoke a guy pm me about him having to take pee tests and he said that he smoke a little I'm guessing a joint or so and he was clean around five days after, he had been going to get the wally world test strips and he hasnt flunked an official test so.... But like they said if your an everyday smoker it takes thirty days give or take a few depending on body fat

Also your piss has to be yellow to be acceptable, if you drink a bunch of water it will come back diluted and you'll just have to take another and if you piss like that twice an employer is going to say fuck you because you obviously have something to hide, and if its legal they will probably just make you sit there for hours until you take like two pees and then test you so the water is through your system, better safe than sorry
 

jojajico

Active member
Veteran
sow the seeds said:
Not necessarily good advice. I've read people on here have to go back and get tested again because their urine was too diluted. I believe thats what the vitamin B someone mentioned earlier is for.
lol well atleast they had more time to figure out wut they are gunna do.
 
depends on how fat you are and the frequency of your sessions... but go to walgreens or alike store (pharmacy) and buy some niacin! it is im a very frequent toker and im a little heavy and i cleaned out(tested w/ strips) in 9 days!!! also you can drink water but if you get a false/positve then your up shit creek!!
:joint:
 

Deft

Get two birds stoned at once
Veteran
Do some vigerous cardio, go for a good long bike ride or somthing.. and drink a lot of water.

At the very least this will be good exercise!!


I just got a job today and am very happy that no drug test was mentioned :joint:.
 

Roors&Coors

New member
Buy a whizzanator. I've been on probation for 8 months, and passed 4 tests with it. buy dehydrated urine and use it as directed and you'll be alright (at least I always have). If you're just going to some drug testing clinic, I don't think you even need a whizzanator. Every time I have gone to a place like that, they let me go into the bathroom by my self and shut the door behind me. Do you understand how easy it is to pass a drug test whe that happens?!?!?! I always just put some synthetic dehydrated urine in a condom (using warm water to mix it), taped it to the inside of my leg to where I could reach it from my zipper hole without sticking half my arm down the hole. That way, you can get the urine it the cup with your back turned to them even if they're kinda watching you, without looking too obvious. Just be sure you remember to bring a thumb tack with you. I forgot to once and struggled to get the piss out of the condom while they were watching me. Close one.
 

thc43

Active member
Veteran
Be honest yes sir i smoke the weed but not in weeks...

depends what your being tested for, sometimes urine isnt tested for thc But if it is there should be a UG cut off or max level UG of THC. In my case they allow for a certin level 120 UG from memory and im always like 10x over but weed isnt a big deal there looking for opiates coke and other pescribes stimulants.. ..


If its a test for work or working on machinery or mines they tollarate next to no weed while at work but give you 3 months from starting to get it out of your system so you cant turn around and say i smoked months ago. there are products out there that reduce the reading and some that make the reading invalid can get you in more trouble for messing with a test using bleach or costic soda to give a faulse read federal offence over here. google beating piss tests..
 
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Roors&Coors

New member
GreenStreet said:
I havn't smoked for a week and have a test on Friday that will be about 10 days from stopping. Does anyone know how long it takes to clean your system? Also, has anyone used the additive Urine Luck?
Any adive would be appriciated.
GS

To answer your question:

The halflife of THC concentration ranges between 0.8 to 9.8 days. There is too much human variation to even approximate how long THC will be detected in the urine of an individual.Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection time. Frequent users with a slow metabolism will have long detection times. The only way to estimate a detection time is to consider the lower and upper bounds (3-30 days), and decide based on the factors I've
mentioned.
 
G

Guest

it depends on how often you've smoked during the past month before that, was it everyday or just a little on weekends?

how to handle it greatly depends on whether your test is for a job or for probation... quickfix 4.0 for as low as $12 on ebay is great for jobs, as they are mostly all unobserved, but dilution is the probation solution, since they are trained to watch your dick, and will try to hang you by it if they catch you playing games, but again ebay has great deals on home thc tests, like $1-2 each

please check out the link in my sig below, and others may be advised to give it a read also
a few gallons can be toxic &/or cause over-dilution... a few quarts and only a few hours prior is more appropriate, also i recommend vitamin B, not C, in fact B2 is the best vitamin for the job, and creatine at least 24 hours ahead, and practice and pretest yourself if it's for a PO. but that should just be your backup method if this is for a job, with synth like quickfix 4.0 as your Plan A, with a little practice session advised as well.

hope it helps, good luck
 
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Gunter

Active member
You need at least 6 weeks to get your piss clean.
If you ask questions like that I would gess you will need 8 weeks
 

GreenStreet

Member
Thanks for all the advice everyone. I have crohns disease and I'm thin to begin with. I drink more fluids than eat food so I'm gonna take a chance and just go. It won't be the end of the world for me if the test is positve. I had two thirds of my large intestine removed so my system doesn't absorb water so well and I'm not about to drink alot a water. I'll let you know how things turned out. Either way I have a fat SAGE Joint with my name on it right after the test.
Thanks everyone for the info.
GS
 

o.gkushowns

18 and Doh!
i passed a test after 14 days exactly but i had only taken a couple tokes. if you smoke everyday alot it can take up to 4 weeks (apparently). so basically wat im sayin is STAHL!!!
peace
 

GreenStreet

Member
That joint I have looked too good, so I bought Quick fix and had it sent overnight to recieve it on time. From all the reports, it seems that's the best. It cost a total of $65 from the site detox for less. Well worth it if it works.
Thanks agian for the info.
GS
 
G

Guest

??

man, its only like 13$ plus overnight shipping from the ebay link i posted..
actually, theres like 6-8 sellers that sell it now for that price, and they only charge 15$ extra to overnight it! that woulda saved you like 35$ , but hey, at least you'll pass.
 
hope i was helpful...
i just want to take a moment and say it is so fucked up that we all have to help a brother or sister in this manner due to bullshit laws!!!
green street is to me a genuwine med user after reading what he/she typed and they have to live a certain life style to get cannabis or face some fucked up high price doctor who will prescribe some bullshit man made drug which will have side effects, and destructive to them so other way...
green you have my deepest simpathys!!! smoke proudly





p.s. Yes!! I am high while typing this!!! :joint: :rant: :rant: :rant:
 

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