Introducing HDP9, the all-natural herbal supplement for Marijuana smokers.

[Guest]

Thought some of you might be interested in this...randomly found this today online.

http://hdp9.com/index.php?nav=home

a supplement you can take with marijuana...designed for marijuana... pretty interesting...

 

[Sheriff Bart]

for short term use (one month) it seems like a good optiom but just cause they are herbs and stuff doesnt mean you can take them daily for a long time

and if you believe it in, it will work....

 

[Rosy Cheeks]

Interesting, sure. But if you read through the web site you come across a lot of dubious mumbo-jumbo science. This is what they claim Cannabis does to you:

Marijuana

Dries up the fluid metabolism from the level of your Lungs

Damages the Thin Fluids at the level of your Lungs

Degenerates the Lungs'ability to distribute Thin Fluids throughout your entire body

Coats your Lungs with Hot Poisons

Damages your Lung Yin

Radically depletes your Qi

Confuses and devitalizes your Immune System

Damages the most compromised and constitutionally deficient areas of your body and psyche

Harms your Digestive System

Dries up your digestive fluids and the production of appropriate digestive enzymes

Creates Pathogenic Heat in your digestion

Confuses the function of your 'Middle Jiao'

Slowly pollutes you with Hot Poison

Creates low-level inflammation

Stagnates your Blood

Pathogenically Heats your Blood

Depletes your Blood

Poisons your Blood Vessels

Congests your Liver System with Hot Poison

Heats your Liver System

Damages Liver Blood

Devastates the Kidney Qi

Devastates Kidney Yang

Devastates Kidney Yin

Depletes and depolarizes your Jing Sexual Essense

Confuses, provokes and depletes your natural sexual functions

Damages your Shen

Dries out your Blood

Alters structure and function of your Brain and Nervous System

Damages your memory

Creates a parasitic relationship with you

Creates Phlegm

‘Mists' Orifices

And of course HDP9 helps against all this. Any scientific evidence by the way? I mean, I know governments don't need any scientific basis to criminalize Cannabis as a 'dangerous' drug, but if you're actually trying to sell products to Cannabis-users, shouldn't you start by not threating them as total imbeciles?
I read as many new, scientific reports on Cannabis as I can, and not much of this makes any sense, frankly. I'm not going to discard it before I've done some more thorough checking, but it sure does smell like snake-oil to me.

 

[Magi101]

Did you take that from the yellow emperors classic? which school of TCM did you get that from?

 

[ItsGrowTime]

I think Ill pass. My Qi, Shen, and Jiao are fine right where they are, thanks.

 

[Huey_Wunder]

‘Mists' Orifices

It's taken me years to get my orifices this misty - don't wanna hafta start again...

hw

 

[Guest]

I think it might be somewhat helpful. I mean, any herb you take... in excess. can imbalance things potentially. So especially if your using a ton of weed... it might be a nice thing to balance some things out? But yeah... who really knows just found it thought it might be helpful to some.

 

[glock23]

lol fuck taking strange herbal supplements you know nothing about. The FDA needs to start regulating supplements. They're a bunch of dumbasses. IMO the best thing to do is moderate your pot use, unless you're a medical user. I now only smoke once a week if that. Pot is great and I love being high, but it affects my productivity if I use it regularly, and my memory is greatly affected. I know it's not the same for everyone, but after smoking for 10 years, I realize I can't smoke it all the time. Heavy use makes me pretty anxious/noid too, so I tend to stick to smoking it rarely and at home.

 

[Farmer John]

Marijuana

Dries up the fluid metabolism from the level of your Lungs

Damages the Thin Fluids at the level of your Lungs

Degenerates the Lungs'ability to distribute Thin Fluids throughout your entire body

Coats your Lungs with Hot Poisons

Damages your Lung Yin

Radically depletes your Qi

Confuses and devitalizes your Immune System

Damages the most compromised and constitutionally deficient areas of your body and psyche

Harms your Digestive System

Dries up your digestive fluids and the production of appropriate digestive enzymes

Creates Pathogenic Heat in your digestion

Confuses the function of your 'Middle Jiao'

Slowly pollutes you with Hot Poison

Creates low-level inflammation

Stagnates your Blood

Pathogenically Heats your Blood

Depletes your Blood

Poisons your Blood Vessels

Congests your Liver System with Hot Poison

Heats your Liver System

Damages Liver Blood

Devastates the Kidney Qi

Devastates Kidney Yang

Devastates Kidney Yin

Depletes and depolarizes your Jing Sexual Essense

Confuses, provokes and depletes your natural sexual functions

Damages your Shen

Dries out your Blood

Alters structure and function of your Brain and Nervous System

Damages your memory

Creates a parasitic relationship with you

Creates Phlegm

‘Mists' Orifices

Damn, thats pretty much the reason I started to smoke cannabis, to devastate my kidney yang and to confuse the action of my 'Middle Jiao' .

 

[Ohh.Word]

looks like a bunch of bullshits to me

 

[JJScorpio]

I'd stay away from it simply because they state those things about pot use. Obviously they are pretty ignorant......If that were true we'd all be dead, lol....It's not cool to mess with your 'Middle Jiao' like that......

 

[glock23]

It definitely 'mists' the ladies' orifices

 

[HypnotiQ]

lol fuck taking strange herbal supplements you know nothing about. The FDA needs to start regulating supplements. They're a bunch of dumbasses. IMO the best thing to do is moderate your pot use, unless you're a medical user. I now only smoke once a week if that. Pot is great and I love being high, but it affects my productivity if I use it regularly, and my memory is greatly affected. I know it's not the same for everyone, but after smoking for 10 years, I realize I can't smoke it all the time. Heavy use makes me pretty anxious/noid too, so I tend to stick to smoking it rarely and at home.

FUCK NO

 

[Verite]

To add insult to injury they decided to make it a suppository.

Heres HDP9's smartest customer getting ready to 'take' another suppository.

 

[Guest]

I thought my blood felt a little stagnated depleted and dried out..WTF?Gotta love dem hot poisons too,I had one a couple weeks ago but she never called me back.

 

[NOKUY]

this thread is too damn funny

 

[DickAnubis]

I once went on a blind date with a dom named Hot Poison. She confused more than my middle jiao, She stagnated my blood in particular segments of my yang until she let me yin and dried my fluids at a level lower than my lungs.
I love her but she left me to live in a menage' a trois with Deepak Chopra and Jack LaLane.


PEACE DA