Impetus Cannabis

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Stoner Moments

Sometimes when your tolerance gets low or you get a new batch of something
you are not used to your thought process can go on holiday causing you to do
or say something that some might consider crackers. Ill share some of my favorite
stoner moments and would like to hear yours. Isnt that cool pic....

• Shoes on before pants*
• Waiting at stop sign for something to turn green
• Tools in the fridge
• Shaking rug out over BBQ pit (4 hrs. to clean grill)*
• Reply to "you are so stoned" with "what thinks you make that"

*Courtesy Peak19xAK47

Here are some my other stoner moments:

• Character based web browser, search engine, web crawler circa 1986
• Custom built swimming pool price calculator
• Various computer games
• Greyhound race simulator
• Potato pancakes with sawmill gravy

Grass is always maligned for the crackers moments. Noone ever mentions the food,
music, art or other works and discoveries that it is responsible for. These are not my
best or worst moments. What these have in common is impetus cannabis.

Got any?

 

[robereno]

Went to work once wearing diferent type shoes on each foot. Didn't notice till someone pointed it out to me.

Wait a minute...I wasn't smoking during those days.

"Tools in the fridge"? I've come close.

 

[Ninja Grower]

my worst has to be when i wasted about half an hour looking for my pen lid ; then another half an hour looking for the pen once i had found the lid.

oh and the butter in the freezer was a funny one, nice thread

 

[curts1]

Getting my kids names wrong is a classic, so is standing with my mouth open in Amsterdam while my wife tried to get my ass moving out of traffic -that was some good Shiva!

 

[Gobwats]

Sitting with pipe in one hand, lighter in the other, for 10-15 minutes before asking myself the question, what the hell was I doing? Yeah it was good, no tools in the fridge, but waiting at the stop sign none-the-less...wearing shoes but no pants

My Impetus moments?:

• my dissertation
• my master's thesis
• every mathematical paper I ever published

 

[Haps]

Blood dripping from one hastily wrapped cut finger, I almost cut one off the other hand, and realized I might be too high to play with power tools.

 

[Capn]

Whoa now. That's a costly one. Hope you got to keep them digits Haps.

 

[BoB91]

hmmm...

hmmm...

mine is definitely putting the ice cream in the fridge! Allll the time!!!!