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I'm tired of these Motherf**k'in snakes!

I.M. Boggled

I.M. Boggled

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"Snakes on a Plane"


A time released crate full of snakes...I hate it whenever and where ever that happens.
I'ma guessin' that "Snakes on a bus" just didn't have the same dramatic impact for a movie concept I reckon :D

In recognition of the unprecedented Internet buzz for what had been a minor movie in their 2006 line-up, New Line Cinema ordered five days of additional shooting in early March 2006 (principal photography had wrapped in September 2005).
While re-shoots normally imply problems with a film, the producers opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory and bring the movie in line with the growing fan expectation.

Among the reported additions is a line that originated as an Internet parody of Samuel L. Jackson's traditional movie persona:

"Enough is enough!
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!".
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Nelville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) and Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips), FBI agents, escort John Saunders (Mark Houghton), a former Mafia member, to testify in a highly publicized case.
In the course of a flight between Hawaii and California, an assassin pays airport security to sneak a time-release crate of 400 snakes of various sizes on board in the hope of killing the witness.




http://www.snakesonaplane.com/
 
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D0nC0smic

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its been in the works for over a year, it turns out before they even started a marketing campaign for it people heard about it and the idea was just so ridiculously stupid that its got its own internet marketing machine for free just because so many people want to make fun of it
 
zamalito

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I can't even tell people about this movie before I start laughing so hard I can't talk.
 
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zamalito

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I can't wait until "killer bees on a plane" or "bears on a plane".

"We got motherfuckin killer motherfuckin bees, on a motherfuckin plane, motherfucker!"
 
Closet Funk

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I'll probally see it since Samuel L. Jackson is in it. He's one of my favorite actors.

"There is snakes on the plane"

"Say another muthafucking word! I dare ya, I double dogg dare ya muthafucka"

:biglaugh:
 
zamalito

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Did you see that one of the songs on the soundtrack is "Snakes on a plane (bring it)" by cobra starship. It even has the fat kid from wattaburger in it.
 
Verite

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Osama is pissed because they stole his idea.

I will put up with 400 poisonous snakes if you can just manage to take off the eight crying babies strategically placed thruout coach to ensure no one will sleep the entire four hour flight.
 
zamalito

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I wouldn't be suprised if the dept of homeland security started placing snake detectors in airports as a result of this movie.
 
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i guess i haven't been watching enough colbert. this shit is funny!

"muthafucka i told you! i need 20 gallons of muthafuckin anti-venom or 200 muthafuckin people are gonna die!
 
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