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i'm really disappointed into gwyneth paltrow

G

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She's an actress man its what she does,can we seperate reality from TV land lol?She's an asshole and bitch too,but thats another story.
 

EddieShoestring

Florist
Veteran
wtf are you on about son
1.there's nothing wrong with a bit of hot lesbo action
2.you shouldn't really be listening to Coldplay anyway, should you?

get a grip

eddie
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
Veteran
I am sure that Gwyneth is absolutely devastated that you feel this way. Personally,I would love to see her play a Lesbian.
 
EddieShoestring said:
wtf are you on about son
1.there's nothing wrong with a bit of hot lesbo action
2.you shouldn't really be listening to Coldplay anyway, should you?

get a grip

eddie

this was the wisest post so far
 

Mr.Rogers

Member
lol i think this guy is joking, he just has a kinda wierd sense of humor. at least i really hope he's joking cuz if that shit makes you mad then your fuckin gay lol

and listening to coldplay makes you gay, too, btw. either this guy is joking or he is seriously a pole smoking fanatic
 

lockheedmartin

New member
no im not joking, i dont get turned out by lesbians, the scientific fact is all of you that think lesbians are hot, instead try imagining a real hot girl masturbating, this is the scientifically prove fact why u are in a delusion that u like lesbians.


Long story my stoners

being a skizofrenic mathematic genius was hard
 

ChaosCatalunya

5.2 club is now 8.1 club...
Veteran
Mr.Rogers said:
lol i think this guy is joking, he just has a kinda wierd sense of humor. at least i really hope he's joking cuz if that shit makes you mad then your fuckin gay lol

and listening to coldplay makes you gay, too, btw. either this guy is joking or he is seriously a pole smoking fanatic

LOL, Si, the OP is either gay or mental. Any sane heterosexual man who is not utterly obsessed by Lesbians is a wrongun, mark my words.

You are all right about Coldplay, saddo Eavis felching trendistas who just ripped off and commercialised Radiohead's sound. I would personally be very very disappointed if listening to their drivel did not do anything more seriously harmful than just turning you gay.
 

lockheedmartin

New member
ChaosCatalunya said:
LOL, Si, the OP is either gay or mental. Any sane heterosexual man who is not utterly obsessed by Lesbians is a wrongun, mark my words.

You are all right about Coldplay, saddo Eavis felching trendistas who just ripped off and commercialised Radiohead's sound. I would personally be very very disappointed if listening to their drivel did not do anything more seriously harmful than just turning you gay.

fuckingn hilarious
 

genkisan

Cannabrex Formulator
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lockheedmartin said:
no im not joking, i dont get turned out by lesbians, the scientific fact is all of you that think lesbians are hot, instead try imagining a real hot girl masturbating, this is the scientifically prove fact why u are in a delusion that u like lesbians.


Long story my stoners

being a skizofrenic mathematic genius was hard


Intolerant, condecending pontificating attitudes, bad grammar and scopolamine don't mix, Senor.....why not just crawl back to yer hole to discover some more "scientifically prove fact" bullshit. Mebbe you can sell the results to the Westboro Baptist Church, I'm sure they'd love it.
 

panopticist

Sneak attack critical
Veteran
I'm not offended by Gwyneth Paltrow portraying a lesbian...
I'm offended by the fact that Wes Anderson is still allowed to make shitty movies.

I saw Rushmore on tv and was bored to tears, and was conned into watching the Life Aquatic on DVD. Never again Wes! You won't steal precious hours of my life for a third time, I refuse it!

And personally, I've never understood other dude's attraction to lesbians. You're sitting there and watching two girls, getting all worked up and ready to fuck, only to remember "Oh yeah, they're lesbians. They don't like fucking guys..."
 

greenhead

Active member
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Any male with a functioning penis who doesn't like lesbians is a homo. (not that there's anything wrong with that - politically correct disclaimer)

:joint: :wave:
 

9Lives

three for playing, three for straying, and three f
Veteran
i have had two threesomes in my life. Not much to brag about i know but im still young. And i can honestly say there is nothing hotter than two girls eating eachother out..i have never been harder..

Just the sound of two girls moaning in your bed is enough to drive me bananas!

and btw.this thread is a bit retarded...
 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard
Veteran
swell,
uh, what a nasty little thread to start, whats up man... are you one of those guys who been left for another woman.... did she says"shes more of a man than you" and tell you that youd never made her come lol... you got obvious anger and hatred.....
Interestingly, a study was done where different ppl were shown gay porn while wired up to sensors monitoring heart-rate and in the nether-reigions to detect increased sexual arousal, and it turned out almost universally that the most homophobic ppl, also happend to be getting sexually aroused at the gay porn lol
Coldplay are shit......
There is a funny pisstake music vid that shows on paramount comedy channel sometimes, "Everything sounds like coldplay now"
everything sounds like coldplay now
" " " " "
No other sound Can be allowed
everything sounds lie coldplay now
This could be Keane or snow patrol...
Thirteen senses sound a lot like this im told
Very restrained not too much bass
everything sounds like coldplay now
No other sound can be allowed
everything sounds like coldplay now

it might be out there on you tube or sumotv or somtewhere check it out its funny as hell, a lot better than what ive remembered from it
If i had magical powers to control time space and matter, I would stop all time, and magically swap chris martin and john lennon-shove the cambridge nitwit in front of chapamns bullet and let john get home to his boy......
 
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Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran
hey whatever.......

lockheed is entitled to his feelings although they may be somewhat hypocritical of his own lifestyle. After all, most of us here are sitting on the fence of freedom ourselves in being users of cannabis, something a lot of the worlds population might look down upon us for (as wrong as that is!) and just as you lockheedmartin passing judgement on an actress for a roll she played.

if lesbians sicken you then your image of gwyneth is tainted at least for now, I've seen stranger stuff in these forums than this though.......
 
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