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Tarkus

Tarkus

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Yup, that is a good one.
When I was younger I did something similar on a stop sign. I was trying to see if I could hold myself parallel to the ground, but about 3 feet up. Landed my face on the concrete. That sucked.

At least I wasn't videotaped doing it. :pointlaug
 
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JJDubz said:
I dunno, personally I dont find people getting hurt funny...
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That's because you believe everyone out there has a modicum of intelligence. I, on the other hand, have no such illusions, and take great enjoyment from watching stupid people doing hurtful things to themselves.

It's when they start to hurt others that I get upset.
 
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daisy jane

I have seen the first video before, and it still made me laugh. I don't know what you guys think, but personally, I don't think pole dancing is hot. Who wants to see a girl dance around a pole?? Not me. That girl just looked like an idiot. Keep the stripping in the bedroom, or the kitchen, or dining room, or wherever the mood strikes. :yummy: Haha.

Now the second video. I don't like it when little kids cuss. It is not appealing to me and makes the parents look bad. The little girl was cute enough. Although her haircut looked like a cabbage patch doll...I can look past that though. Haha. I would have liked her better if she wasn't saying ass.

But thanks for the laughs anyway guys!!
 
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Tarkus

Tarkus

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That video of the kid pisses me off!!! Man, I would have gotten killed for saying ass when I was three!! That is one of the many things wrong with adults today, they let their kids say anything and do anything. Hell, I would have gotten whooped for saying butt at 3 years old. Congratulations parents, you are raising a real worthless kid there.

A friend of mine has a nephew that is 10 and for as long as I have known him (4 years) the child has been horrible. It will walk right up to you, with out even knowing you, and ask "What's your fucking problem?" Somebody told the kid to shut the hell up and the parents got offended. Where do you come off saying that to my child?? He is just a kid!! And the kid will stand there with his parents saying "Yeah, I am a fucking kid." They are just raising him to be an even bigger piece of shit. No respect for anyone.
Speaking of respect, kids just run out into the street these days!! Don't look at all!! My car weighs a little more than a kid, and morally, I have no problem with flattening a worthless child.

Sorry for the rant.....
 
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Kids make mistakes. To say you have no problem "flattening a worthless child" is a little over the edge I think.

I used to tell my parents I hope you die, fuck off, etc etc. I grew out of it soon and respected my parents and grew to respect others and do great in school etc etc.

Should I have been killed when I was a kid?
 
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no such thing as a worthless child, only worthless parents and adults whom fail to correct and guide them.
 
Tarkus

Tarkus

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Gelatinous said:
Kids make mistakes. To say you have no problem "flattening a worthless child" is a little over the edge I think.
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Ok, I do not mean just any child. Where I drive around, it is horrible. Constantly having to slam on the brakes because some kid ran out into the street. No ball rolling across, no Spike the newt in the intersection, just a kid running in front of a car. They do it just to piss me off. And all the time too. Or how about the little ass hats that ride their bike down the middle of the street, ignoring the sidewalk?? Drive up behind them and honk, and they move to about 3 feet away from the curb, riding 4 abreast and trying to eye you down as you drive past. Reeeal hard on your 10 speed Tyrone.
Riding your bike down the middle of the street is dumb, no matter the age, when there is a sidewalk present.
Or the ones that play baseball/hockey (any sport) in the middle of the street and just stand there, like I have a choice to drive on someone's lawn. Take 12 minutes just to walk to the side of the damn road, after they look tough first. An 8 year old standing in the middle of the street holding his bat/club/stick trying to eye me down. I can't tell you how many kids look at me like they are the shit every weekend. If I had the time, I would get out and spank them like the 8 year old bitch they are in front of their friends, excuse me..."crew."
These are the types of kids that need to be taught that a 2 ton car will destroy you, and their parents should be forced to watch. Maybe then they will teach their other offspring to respect a vehicle. A Huffy can stop on a dime, a car going 50 can't.

And no, I am not doing 50 in a neighborhood, the retards do this down main roads.
 
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daisy jane

DJ, I'm sure the guys on the subway really enjoyed that! Haha. I would have been cracking up if I saw that!! The things people will do for attention. Funny clip though. I like how one of them actually got money in the end. Now that is a new way of begging for money!


Tarkus said:
Reeeal hard on your 10 speed Tyrone.
Riding your bike down the middle of the street is dumb, no matter the age, when there is a sidewalk present.
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Ok, I have to back Tarkus up on this one. Since we grew up in the same city I can vouch for him. People ride their damn in the streets all the time. And they do try to be hard, hahah it's so true!! It makes me laugh every time. Parents do need to teach their kids about respecting a car on the streets. When I was a kid and we played in the front yard, there were always parents out there with us. They would yell "car!!" whenever someone was coming. And like nice little kids, we got out of the way and waved at the driver. Then it was back to playing! When I drive through a neighborhood, I see toddlers playing by the streets with no one around to watch!! People who treat their kids like that don't deserve to have kids in the first place. :bat:
 
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