CannasaurusR
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Organic growing has warped my mind! Years ago when I got off the bottle (chemical fertilizers) the hydro store guy warned me. "Watch out buddy". I asked why, and he said "you'll get spoiled". I laughed it off, but he was right, and its worse than I imagined. Now I can't walk into a garden center without constantly muttering "fucking poison" when I see all those beautiful green and yellow boxes. I argue with poor minumum wage employees when they use the word 'organic' instead of organic-based when trying to help me. I can detect the taste of synthetic ferts in everyones weed. I even have started snapping at my better half when she uses the word 'fertilize' or says "can you feed the plants". I don't use any chemicals on my lawn (which is reverting back to its natural state). I am getting caught urinating in my composters and even asking for bags of shit for Christmas. I am becoming a societal outcast as nobody wants a know it all tree-hugger type around. I would have had a 1984 Orwellian moment years ago (ie return to the 'easy' chemical way) except for one thing. Finished product. Now I have a house full of stoners who can't stand me, but love me oh so much. Please, anyone who has a similar tongue-in-cheek organic-Nazi story, please share. While I can't correct myself, I can get some benefit from others who share these tragic life-growing pains. knowing I'm not alone. LOL Please help an old stoner!