few months ago... out of a white van came 6 of them. about 10am. rushin to my door and surrounding my house as i answer before they would seemingly kick it in, with guns pointed right in my face.
"what the hell are you guys doing here?" i ask...
"we have a complaint that there is marijuana and mushrooms being grown at this address, we need to come inside"
"what complaint is that? maybe youre mistaken" i politely say
"its just an anonymous crimestoppers complaint, there isnt a name"
"Im sorry sir, i cannot let you search my house on a anonymous complaint. who is my accuser?" i politely say (i was too nice to these guys)
"thats fine, then youre going to jail and well come back and search this place without you"
disgusted by this answer, i recede my face to the ground and quietly say
"well, i will not resist anything you are about to do, i do not want to cause more trouble then this already is but i cannot give you permission to search"
"look dude, if you just have some personal smoke or something we will just leave you alone"
"well i do not want my house torn up, i have a joint in the ashtray and a glass bowl, thats it." *again, i was under full impression i was already arrested. he specifically told me i was going to jail either way, i knew it was an illegal search the moment he told me i was going to jail right after i told him "no" to the search. at this point i wanted to cooperate as much as possible, and it was a good idea in the end imo. read on.
then they filed in and ran around CERTAIN they would find a grow.
i showed them the joint, and he said "see". i told him "see what? i never denied it" he then had his team of buttbuddies run around and they find a trashbag full of sticks in my closet. (forgot they were there, oops.) they took it and charged me with the weakest felony without even weighing it. he said "were you get this?" "outside" was my only answer. he believed it, i had been honest with him to this point, had no reason not to. it was clear by this point that anything i was doing was personal, they really did ease up a lot once they walked around. im still pissed they charged me a felony on sticks though.
back to story- they also find moldy mushroom jars. they ask me if theyre for mushrooms, and i said "yes". he never asked me what kind of mushroom. idiot. one of them even took the jar to my sink and started to open it!! i said HEY DUDE dont do that im my house! i said "if youre going to, i want to be outside first". he then abruptly stopped and asked another leo dick, and that guy was like "yeah that looks like black mold or something" so that was that. he dropped what he was doing and left the jars alone. they didnt charge me for anything mushroom related. they didnt have anything anyway...
they even found my spore collectors i made. i told them exactly how to use them and shit. they left them behind... they left a lot of shit actually. oh yeah not to mention my ENTIRE GROW. yep. they never found it. its not directly adjacent to my house and it has a secret door going to it. not too many people know about it (its not possible for nobody to know, i hate when i read "nobody should ever know, not even your gf") not to mention the fact that every man has to show off once and awhile
Guys, im new to this forum and ill probably be back, but if i never do, or i only ever get one point across to anyone-
HIDE YOUR GROW ROOM GOOD.
just do it. it pays off. i only grow about 6oz every 3 months, and its not even enough for me and my girl but it helps. but they came in DURING THE WEEK of my harvest. I know i said its ok for gf's to know, and it usually is but this time it wasnt. she ratted me out, but wasnt smart enough to give details. the boys in blue came in clueless, and i knew it from the start. but i was nice to them and in the end, i get slapped with a $1500 lawyer fee and with most certainty this will get dismissed. much better then them finding 5 plants and a couple fresh picked oz's hanging! and my 2k worth of really nice equiptment! thats the way im looking at it at least.
HIDE. YOUR. SHIT. - BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT FREE. THE POLICE CAN AND WILL DO ANYTHING THE WANT AT ANY TIME PERIOD! THE CITIZENS HAVE NO RIGHTS, WE ARE ALL GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT AND THAT ITSELF IS PROVEN BY REALITY.
this is not a stretch of any imagination whatsoever. our forefather must be choking on their own vomit thats filling their caskets.
someday i want to do a tutorial on hidden locking doors... i have some pretty good ideas
peace out all, love the forum and ill be back. lived a clean life for the last couple months, looking into alternative lots to grow my medicine on. got kids man!
"what the hell are you guys doing here?" i ask...
"we have a complaint that there is marijuana and mushrooms being grown at this address, we need to come inside"
"what complaint is that? maybe youre mistaken" i politely say
"its just an anonymous crimestoppers complaint, there isnt a name"
"Im sorry sir, i cannot let you search my house on a anonymous complaint. who is my accuser?" i politely say (i was too nice to these guys)
"thats fine, then youre going to jail and well come back and search this place without you"
disgusted by this answer, i recede my face to the ground and quietly say
"well, i will not resist anything you are about to do, i do not want to cause more trouble then this already is but i cannot give you permission to search"
"look dude, if you just have some personal smoke or something we will just leave you alone"
"well i do not want my house torn up, i have a joint in the ashtray and a glass bowl, thats it." *again, i was under full impression i was already arrested. he specifically told me i was going to jail either way, i knew it was an illegal search the moment he told me i was going to jail right after i told him "no" to the search. at this point i wanted to cooperate as much as possible, and it was a good idea in the end imo. read on.
then they filed in and ran around CERTAIN they would find a grow.
i showed them the joint, and he said "see". i told him "see what? i never denied it" he then had his team of buttbuddies run around and they find a trashbag full of sticks in my closet. (forgot they were there, oops.) they took it and charged me with the weakest felony without even weighing it. he said "were you get this?" "outside" was my only answer. he believed it, i had been honest with him to this point, had no reason not to. it was clear by this point that anything i was doing was personal, they really did ease up a lot once they walked around. im still pissed they charged me a felony on sticks though.
back to story- they also find moldy mushroom jars. they ask me if theyre for mushrooms, and i said "yes". he never asked me what kind of mushroom. idiot. one of them even took the jar to my sink and started to open it!! i said HEY DUDE dont do that im my house! i said "if youre going to, i want to be outside first". he then abruptly stopped and asked another leo dick, and that guy was like "yeah that looks like black mold or something" so that was that. he dropped what he was doing and left the jars alone. they didnt charge me for anything mushroom related. they didnt have anything anyway...
they even found my spore collectors i made. i told them exactly how to use them and shit. they left them behind... they left a lot of shit actually. oh yeah not to mention my ENTIRE GROW. yep. they never found it. its not directly adjacent to my house and it has a secret door going to it. not too many people know about it (its not possible for nobody to know, i hate when i read "nobody should ever know, not even your gf") not to mention the fact that every man has to show off once and awhile
Guys, im new to this forum and ill probably be back, but if i never do, or i only ever get one point across to anyone-
HIDE YOUR GROW ROOM GOOD.
just do it. it pays off. i only grow about 6oz every 3 months, and its not even enough for me and my girl but it helps. but they came in DURING THE WEEK of my harvest. I know i said its ok for gf's to know, and it usually is but this time it wasnt. she ratted me out, but wasnt smart enough to give details. the boys in blue came in clueless, and i knew it from the start. but i was nice to them and in the end, i get slapped with a $1500 lawyer fee and with most certainty this will get dismissed. much better then them finding 5 plants and a couple fresh picked oz's hanging! and my 2k worth of really nice equiptment! thats the way im looking at it at least.
HIDE. YOUR. SHIT. - BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT FREE. THE POLICE CAN AND WILL DO ANYTHING THE WANT AT ANY TIME PERIOD! THE CITIZENS HAVE NO RIGHTS, WE ARE ALL GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT AND THAT ITSELF IS PROVEN BY REALITY.
this is not a stretch of any imagination whatsoever. our forefather must be choking on their own vomit thats filling their caskets.
someday i want to do a tutorial on hidden locking doors... i have some pretty good ideas
peace out all, love the forum and ill be back. lived a clean life for the last couple months, looking into alternative lots to grow my medicine on. got kids man!
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lucky they didnt find your grow...nice work 
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