I spy die Kaapse weg ...

[Ronley]

I spy die Kaapse weg ...

Twee ouens van die Mitchels Plein speel I spy, die een ou se:"I spy someting staating wit 'n S."
Die ander se: "sunglaases?"
"naai"
"sellotape"
"naai"
"slippers"
"naai"
The ou thinks before he asks what the answer is...
"Its an S-trey."

 

[RAGGA MON]

what a lag

any one got some good van der merwe jokes?

 

[lowridersa]

van

van

I would say leave poor van, but what the hell in teh name of a good laugh:


There was a German, an Italian and Van der Merwe on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap! He was dead.
Then it was Van der Merwe turn , and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and Van der Merwe fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy
Then Van der Merwe said, "Give me another one of those shots,"so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
Van der Merwe replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

 

[RAGGA MON]

Ta for the laugh

 

[wotamess]

how would a mitchells plain outjie say 'make love not war'?

NAAI MAN! MOENIE BAKLEI NIE!!


-wam-

 

[zeno]

hier een vibe van een mede Capetowner.... ;-) "moenie worry nie ouens, alles sal regkom..." en aan al die daggaboeren....laat hij groei waar hij wil

 

[Ronley]

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TUCKSHOP



Mandela is walking down the street with his new dog, a little fox terrier. He meets up with de Klerk, who says:

"Ah, what a sweet little terrier, what's his name?"

Mandela replies: "I haven't named him yet, I just got him; I have still to decide on a name. Any suggestions?"

De Klerk thinks for a while then says: "Why don't you call him Tuckshop?"

Mandela says: "Hmmm, strange name, but thanks for the suggestion."

He carries on walking and sees Mbeki. Mbeki says “Nice fox terrier, what’s his name?"

Mandela explains that he has no name for him as yet, but that de Klerk had suggested Tuckshop.

Mandela and Mbeki stand there very puzzled at this strange name that de Klerk suggested. Eventually they decide to go and look the name up in the dictionary and see if it has any significant meaning.

In the dictionary it read: TUCKSHOP - a small cafeteria

 

[vinevamp]

love the humor but must be sitting too low for that one. Best regards halvah buddy.

 

[ticktickbong]

LOL. grapgatte

 

[lowridersa]

A guy breaks down in his Datsan bakkie out in Boksburg.

A Subaru pulls up next to him: 'Ek sê, come I'll sommer tow you with my Subaru,

but if I drive too fast, flash your lights and hoot so that I can slow down!'

Off they go...

Pull up to a robot, Ferrari pulls up next to the Subaru, tunes ' Wanna dice ek sê?'

Revving engines, robot goes green, and they haul it down the road.

Dude standing on the side of the road sees them tearing past, neck in neck.

Phones his tjommie 'Ai boet, I've got a story to tell you,

I just saw a Subaru and Ferrari dicing, neck in neck ek sê, like 300km/h'

Tjommie - 'Pretty hip ey?'

Dude says to him 'That aint the story, there's a Datsun bakkie right behind them, flashing and
hooting, he wants to fo**en overtake china!!!!!'