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I Quit Smoking & Lost 20 Pounds In 7 Days! Click To Find Out How!

Pops

Resident pissy old man
Veteran
I took an enema and lost 30 pounds in 15 minutes, but then, I'm really full of shit!
 
G

Guest

I took a shit and lost 15 pounds in a 30 minute grunt,but then I'm quite unsavory.
 

The_Leader

Non-Hilocentric
i quit eatting so much an lost 12O lbs of Mcbellhutdunkinfatass....stop eating so much.

true story right out the stretchy skinoed mans mouth.

P.S. it's SOOooo nice to look down and look around my jhonson to see my feet.

fat survivor for over 2O yrs, and i got a hot lady friend that has sex w/me.,

sorry u was sick....
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
I Quit Smoking & Lost 20 Pounds In 7 Days! Click To Find Out How!
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G

Guest

ahhh...1st place...
great..good for them.
gotta start them early,with the snake diet..
makes total sense to me.

i mean come on,how could you go wrong..
IT'S THE SNAKE DIET,FOR GOD'S SAKE..!
 
G

Guest

ahh yes,the moment begins..
ha-ha..you think the birth of your child is something special to behold...?
well you thought wrong....
there is nothing more holy then the cobra bite to the head....
OOH MR.COBRA,PLEASE SINK YOUR FANGS DEEP INTO MY CHILDS SKULL SO HE/SHE MAY HAVE YOUR SMART JUICE...
amen..
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
If you milk the venom sacs it will be a while before they get back to being deadly.
 
G

Guest

and the venom holds the dna structure for the diet plan..
which,as you see...is embeded at an early stage of human growth.
yep,loose 20#'s in a week..
but the key is when you want to lose that 20#'s.

it's all retroactive...
 
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strain_searcher

There is alway that dude from dukes of hazard BO lemia. Just hit your finger with a hammer so its easier.
 

RED145

Member
Verite said:
If you milk the venom sacs it will be a while before they get back to being deadly.
LOL,It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!!Gotta go milk the sacks!! :wave:
 

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