I might have to take a whiz test this monday..

[Mosa]

Hey, I think im in deep shit.
I just got my dream job! But there's a problem..
I'll start this monday and they want me to take a health check, and I'm afraid that I will test positive if I have to pee in a cup =/

I smoked my last joint at tuesday 7feb, and I've been smoking like 3times a week for a year! You might wonder why I didnt quit earlier, well I had the job interview at wednesday and they called me the day after to tell me that I got the job.

It's a big medical company, over 100k employees over the world so there's a big risk I'll have to pee

I've been working out, sweating alot. I will hydrate alot before I go to work on monday and I will take creatine and Vitamine B-12 to have a better chance of making it. Im 6"1 and 154lbs.

Is there any chance I can pull this off after a clean week? Or am I doomed? Never felt this bad before in my life. I'm from and I live in Sweden btw...

 

[Treetroit City]

Interesting first post.
Let us know how it turns out.
FWIW, my company uses mouth swab tests. Can beat THC in a couple days. If you're peeing good luck.

 

[d3cryption]

use someone else urine who you "know" is clean...... buy fake urine, or buy real urine from online... and overnight ship .................. but back to the original question.. yes theres a pretty good chance you can pull it off.. you're pretty slim at 6'1 154............. I'm 5.9 and 160. and have passed test with a week of smoking... but i don't like to chance it... and often us clean urine...

 

[greenmatter]

do you know anyone who does not smoke? or can you buy fake pee in sweden? is it a complete medical evaluation or is it a drug screening? passing a pee test won't help if they take a blood test too

good luck!!!

 

[Mosa]

Interesting first post.
Let us know how it turns out.
FWIW, my company uses mouth swab tests. Can beat THC in a couple days. If you're peeing good luck.

Made this account a while back to watch pics hehe..
Yeah I'll let u know how it turns out. Would be nice with a swab.

use someone else urine who you "know" is clean...... buy fake urine, or buy real urine from online... and overnight ship .................. but back to the original question.. yes theres a pretty good chance you can pull it off.. you're pretty slim at 6'1 154............. I'm 5.9 and 160. and have passed test with a week of smoking... but i don't like to chance it... and often us clean urine...

Maybe I should check it out, where do I find some online urine?

do you know anyone who does not smoke? or can you buy fake pee in sweden? is it a complete medical evaluation or is it a drug screening? passing a pee test won't help if they take a blood test too

good luck!!!

Yeah I got a friend who doesn't smoke. But how should I keep it warm and how should I store it for easy cheating? Never seen or heard anything about fake pee here in Sweden. It's a complete medical evaluation. Isn't it more safe to give blood? I heard it only stays in the blood for like 3-4 days.

 

[greenmatter]

wish i could answer all your questions, but my last drug test was right before i got out of the army ..... 20 years ago..... so my practical experience is kinda lacking.

 

[FokenNewbee]

What happen? To pee or not to pee?

 

[manpan]

I would drink tons of water. Good luck!

 

[SpayceRayce]

Yeah I got a friend who doesn't smoke. But how should I keep it warm and how should I store it for easy cheating? Never seen or heard anything about fake pee here in Sweden. It's a complete medical evaluation.

Get the friends urine, keep it body temp on the day by putting a condom up yer butt, then fill the condom with the urine. Tie off the end. When you first go in, tell them you have to pee really bad. When you give sample, use pin to poke condom, and collect the stream. Voila, clean sample. Damn, I'm smart. You are welcome.

 

[schwilly]

go to nearest head shop and buy fake urine

they aren't going to watch you for an employment screening

 

[pearlemae]

Condom up your butt? Do you stand on your head and use a funnel to fill IT???? WTF??? I'm confused I thought it was a piss test not kink.

 

[SpayceRayce]

Condom up your butt? Do you stand on your head and use a funnel to fill IT???? WTF??? I'm confused I thought it was a piss test not kink.

Hey, I'm just the idea guy, you wanna talk to an engineer. Maybe it's both piss test AND kink. Jeepers, sometimes folks gotta work out the fine details on their own. lol

 

[abellguy]

Ur-In-Luck is available at headshops and works great! I have used it and passed the test, no studying required lol

ETA: Also the excuse of something preplanned to get that extra day to get the materials needed can make all the difference and one day doesn't raise much question to an employer. Once you start saying can I take the test next week they get a little suspicious.

 

[Mosa]

Ok so I went to the health check and they gave me a paper to sign. My heart stopped when I read something like "I here by accept a drugtest that includes several types of drugs".

"SHIT, wtf should I do?"... My sweat was pouring and it felt like I was going to get a heartattack. I thought that I should tell them that I went to the bathroom before I got there because I thought they were gonna look for drugs in my blood..

Anyway, the nurse came in and looked at my paper, and to my big suprise she said "you got the wrong paper" and handed me another one to fill out, and that paper didnt say anything about a drug test. I almost cried of happiness, seriously. I had not slept for days cause of my worries. I was hired through another company to work for the medical company, so they had different rules regarding drug test which they didnt tell me.

I guess some of you are a bit disappointed cause I guess it would be nice to get some info if it's possible to get clean after 1year of smoking when u only have 1week to become clean with my "specs". I would like to know for myself actually, but I got the job and I couldnt be more happy.

I'm gonna take a break for a while now cause it's not worth risking my job over a fucking drug that should be legal. You know, here in Sweden you get a fine for just having it in your blood/pee and if you got a drivers license you have to pee negative for a whole year to keep it.. If a cop thinks your eyes look red or shiny they can just take u in for a test.. All for boosting the statistics and ruin peoples lives.

 

[TribalSeeds]

They probably wont test for marijuana

 

[Mosa]

They probably wont test for marijuana

Lol this is Sweden, most companies who test for drugs looks for mary.

 

[powerrobbie]

They probably wont test for marijuana

Sorry but why the hell would you say that? I have never once ever seen a drug test that did NOT include THC on the panels...It is one of the easiest drugs to test for why would they not test for marijuana? Do you live in California or something?

 

[TribalSeeds]

Because I was on probation for 4 years and never failed a test. I would have to call their number every night and if my code was given I had to test the next morning. I would drink a gallon of water that night. Never once did I even consider quitting.
yes, Im in CA. I was on probation from 14 - 18. 94-98 before mmj

 

[Muy Grande]

As the guy said before me..on probation myself I havent quit using for the 15 months now and i smoke avg. 1-2g a day. I'm 6'1 130lbs yes very thin, very high metabolism, but a few days before my test I just drink more water, tea, koolaid etc. An hour before my test I use a drink called ultimate gold, drink a liter of water and urinate 3 times before my test. Also never urinate directly in the cup always urinate in toilet then to cup and give them the bare minimum. I cant say this will work for everyone else as I said I'm thin and a high metabolism, but then again I smoke everyday. Good Luck!