I just destroyed my finger

[Guest]

lol you should see what i did to 2 of my fingers a couple weeks ago when i stuck them in a machine. cut all the way down to the bone, sliced through the extensor tendons. im lucky i still have my fingers, they could have easily gotten cut off completely

 

[Guest]

Handheld paper fans don't count

lol, no man, it was a real fan. I was naked and trying to get into my grow room which has two fans blocking the doorway. I was trying to go sideways in between the two when my dick was hit by like 3 fan blades in succesion.

I screamed loud as ****, but luckily it was all meat and no ball. I don't even want to know what it would've felt like if it got ball.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

i was washing a glass once (ya a i know real crazy) and the damn thing broke with my hand it in and it got the outside of my hand, right where the pinky connects. big flap of skin was hanging off and you could see the bone. I was like WTF?! Lets go to the doctors! thank god for shock...
but since it was like 12am we had to wait for like an hour in the emergency room waiting room. they put a piece of gauze over it and just wrapped it up and by that time it started hurting pretty well....then i got stitches, and a nice little bottle of T3s...
nurse who was stiching it up said it was the worst cut liek that she'd ever seen. took forever for the nerves to reconnect too...
well good luck with healin from your injury man!

 

[Tarkus]

Just last week I almost gave daisy jane a black eye with my thumb when she was going down to "help prevent breast cancer."

I had a 15 lbs dog bight my left index finger once, was pretty bad too. I did not feel it happen, I thought the blood I was seeing came from the dog, which I just moved for the 5th time in an hour. He was fine, so I looked around and happened to glance at my finger. I was pretty damn stoned at the time (always was) but it did not hurt at all that first day. A nice little triangle was cut into my skin, but once side was still connected, it was hinged open at that side, with what had to be a majority of my index finger layed out. I cleaned it with sterile surgical antiseptic and wrapped it with gauze(I was working at a veterinary hospital at the time). The doc checked it out before I wrapped it, and asked me if I wanted to go to the emergency room. My brother had been bitten at least 3 times at that point, and had to wait at least 4 hours in the e.r. evertime, just for a good cleaning, extra gauze and an antibiotic prescription. Hell, the doctor said I could have all that for free. I took 3 50 or 500....I think 500 mg Zithromax a day for 3 weeks I think, and just wrapped that shit up all the time and cleaned it. Healed great, after 7 months!!! I could not play guitar for 9 months, and then it still kinda hurt for a few months afterwards. Crappy little dog....

 

[Feyd]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tarkus again.

Sheesh I must be lazy with giving out rep lately :| Bad karma this way comes!


Should have a club for people who've had their fingers ****ed up and couldn't use them for 6+ months ... just a month ago I gained full control of my fingers, couldn't bend my pinky/ring/middle fingers for 4 months, then gradually regained full control.

Not to be vulgar or offensive, but not being able to fulfill certain urges when you have zero options besides the five knuckle shuffle for a couple days really demoralizes you when trying to do so southpaw.
Almost hurt myself a couple times.

 

[Sardonic]

lol, no man, it was a real fan. I was naked and trying to get into my grow room which has two fans blocking the doorway. I was trying to go sideways in between the two when my dick was hit by like 3 fan blades in succesion.

I screamed loud as ****, but luckily it was all meat and no ball. I don't even want to know what it would've felt like if it got ball.

yeah, it was pretty horrible when it happened and i thought that i wouldn't be able to play tennis, But i have perfect ballance still . Mainly because it took the top half of my toe, there's no nail. Maybe a little later i'll get a picture for you guys.

Thats what you get when your mowing a sloped lawn right after the sprinklers jus turned off

well uh...i guess you're..lucky?

lol you should see what i did to 2 of my fingers a couple weeks ago when i stuck them in a machine. cut all the way down to the bone, sliced through the extensor tendons. im lucky i still have my fingers, they could have easily gotten cut off completely

:jawdrop:

 

[Vdro]

sardonic is a fraud. keep trash like this out of our community. heres why http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=70046

 

[teddybud]

sardonic is a fraud. keep trash like this out of our community. heres why http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=70046

why do you have to bring shit like this into the ****ing tokers den... stop trying to ****ing start shit... damn..

 

[Storm Crow]

Children, play nice! And if you can't play nice together, the IS an "ignore" feature in the USER MENU. - Granny

 

[Vdro]

hey teddy, im not startin shit bro, if you take a look to read you see why....so other people dont fall to this guys scam, but sorry for "bringing" it to the tokers den geez

 

[OG bub]

couple days ago i wasnt wearing a shirt in my growroom with the light just turned off. bumped into it on accident and it still burned the crap out of me. now i got a big ass brown scab on my back

lol Ive done the same thing more than once.. I finally learned to pull the plants out of the room instead of try and lean over the grow under the lights to look at the ones in the back..

 

[Guest]

i was washing a glass once (ya a i know real crazy) and the damn thing broke with my hand it in and it got the outside of my hand, right where the pinky connects. big flap of skin was hanging off and you could see the bone. I was like WTF?! Lets go to the doctors! thank god for shock...
but since it was like 12am we had to wait for like an hour in the emergency room waiting room. they put a piece of gauze over it and just wrapped it up and by that time it started hurting pretty well....then i got stitches, and a nice little bottle of T3s...
nurse who was stiching it up said it was the worst cut liek that she'd ever seen. took forever for the nerves to reconnect too...
well good luck with healin from your injury man!

damn you got real lucky - only 1 hour in the er? i was there for something like 3 or 4 hours before anybody even looked at my fingers. then finally a nurse got them all cleaned up and i had to wait several more hours before i actually saw the doctor. then the doctor tried to make me stay in the hospital for 12 more hours until surgery but i was already really ****ing tired of laying there for 8 hours so i convined them to let me go home and come back the next day for the surgery. but overall it was like 8 hours in the er the first night and when i went back for surgery i was there for just as long

 

[Sardonic]

yeah, the state of this countries hospitals is damn pitiful. When I fractured my jaw I had to wait hours in the ER in excruciating pain