I had a great night....

[glock23]

I met a cute girl who wants me to go a party tomorrow. This other hot girl is dying to meet me at that same party!

Friend of mine who doesn't smoke knows a fucking gorgeous girl who LOVES to get high...and he told her I smoke and she said she wants to hang out with me...I met her earlier tonight. He called me and she got on the phone with me...she wants me to smoke with her, then she said some of her friends (hot) will be smoking later and I'm totally welcome to join them. Sounds like tomorrow night is gonna be amazing

Why am I telling you people this? I have no idea, but I'm sure excited about smokin with that hottie!

 

[sproutco]

I think I would act like a gentleman the whole time. Don't give favor to just one girl right off the bat. You don't know how they really are. Here's an idea. Get some flower arrangements from the grocery store for each of the girls your interested in hanging with/getting to know. Spend only $15 total. They will never forget you after that. Seems pus*y comes in waves. Good luck.

 

[glock23]

I don't think I can go to the party those two girls are going to...I have to work I might be able to work something out, but I will most likely be hanging out with the hot stoner chick and her friends instead. Flowers totally do the trick, but I no longer give chicks flowers cuz I feel like it's a waste. I'm giving 'em potted plants instead...heh

You're totally right about the pussy coming in waves thing!

 

[Guest]

Don't pop a boner just yet. You're still not on first base. Just up to bat. Good luck.

 

[glock23]

hahaha...yeah, you're right. These girls could surprise me and tell me they have boyfriends or something. I've been getting laid more often this year than ever in the past...I love being back home. Thanks for the well wishes guys!

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

hahaha...yeah, you're right. These girls could surprise me and tell me they have boyfriends or something. I've been getting laid more often this year than ever in the past...I love being back home. Thanks for the well wishes guys!

Or they could be looking for a sucker to come over and get them high without spending their money on herb. Girls are famous for looking for guys on weekends to get them free dinners, free herb and free drinks. Women are famous for it, they can go all weekend and only spend $10, while some sucker guy spends $200 in the hopes of getting laid. I hope they really like you, trust me. But all i am saying is watch out for em. Girls today look for guys who can do something for them. Like the song said " you cant trust a big butt and a smile"


Have a good time but be leary. Espicially if you get there and they have no weed









Nevermind

 

[pieceofmyheart]

I have tried not to raise my girls like that.I was never that way growing up and I don't want my girls to do that either.

My oldest has a boyfriend and I give her money and tell her to pay his way to the movies or buy him some gas sometimes.


have fun glock :smile:

 

[Guest]

word up nevermind! watch out for chickenheads!!!!!!

 

[sproutco]

Sporty Thieves- No Pigeons

Nada franchise
Nada shot callaz
Yea sporty thievez
Nada

A pigeon is a girl who be walking by...
My rimmed up blue red loose Spark wit five
Her feet hurt so you know she wanna ride
But she frontin like she cant say hi
what?

(uh oohhh) Yall chicks aint gettin nada
(uh oohhh) Ya pussy aint worth the ramada
(uh oohhh) Anyway ya friend looks hotta
(uh oohhh) Game is something we got a lot of..

(uh oohhh)
I dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who
Gets no dubz from me.
Playing the bar dumb broke
With her best friends coat
Trying to holla at me

(uh oohhh)
I dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who
Gets no dubs from me.
Playing the bar dumb broke
With her best friends coat
Trying to holla at me

In the front of the club, I see this girl like "yo luv"
Thought she said "thug" but she called me a "scrub", "scrub"? what?
You must be talkin a joke, broke pigeon head freak, you lucky i spoke,
This aint my benz dere(?) this's my manz yea but this aint my car like that
aint your hair
uh oohhh...
pigeon take the them fake jewels off
uh oohhh...
pigeon take ya' friends shoes off
uh oohhh...
pigeon go 'head with that crazy shyt
yall make me sick home and go fucking babysit
my big dogs goin' love this, get curtains get a brush
and scrub this.

uh oohhh yall chicks aint gettin nada
uh oohhh ya pussy aint worth the ramada
uh oohhh anyway ya friend looks hotta
uh oohhh game is something we got a lot of..


yo chill cuzins(?)
these birds is ill cuzin
cuz they call me "scrub"
like we cant even build cuzin
you trick ronalds, you aint worth the mcdonald's
throw you on the street scene make you shyt vinyls(?)
ayo flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
how she goin' wear sandals with nasty corns?
that'd be wrong
i wonder how you get hearts
and dirty victoria draws with the shit marks,
uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
take you to the salon pluck ya mustache.
so next time you shot gun and that mark bitch(?) hittin you wit scrub,
call that bitch a pigeon.
a yo got a big dick, choose a ball
you only walked pigeon toed 'cause
ya shoes is small
you dont shop you just cruise the mall,
wit' le'press ons
frontin' wit' ya girlfriends dress on
you birds wanna take over?
get some cash and a jenny jones make-over
broke ass bitch (?)
i hate pigeons
dirty braid pigeons
medic- aid pigeons
section 8 pigeons
got me fed burnt
ill tell these birds shut up
and have ya left airy double ya whole get up(?)
go 'head with ya lame ass blow at night throw a ripped(?)
dolla at her tell her to put that on ya tray mats

if you got more than one baby father...
ohhh yess girl wez talkin to you
if you strip all week to go clubbin
ohhh yess girl wez talkin to you
buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
ohhh yess girl wez talkin to you
wanna smoke with me wit no money
ohhh noo i dont want noooo

nooooo pigeonssss
nooooo pigeonssss

dj groove
greet ya highness
queens finest
gleams shinest
three clip street fighter
deep dish cheif rydaz
i plan to shimmy the expanded Rover
passenger jokin my own whip yea thats my chauffer
i rap to ya this my culture when i holla holla like ja rule
you hea a trance from tha godz jewelz
glance at my car drool 'round the car course
wondering damn how much the car cost?
you just anotha fan applaud encore's
like when i fly through world tour's on concords
dont need no chicken drippins save that for liftings
no scrubs here strictly mo thugs dear
check the listings no pigeons slash broke chicks
out to get rich off the next bro's shit
instead of tlc this years rebuttle c-i-g troulbe (?)
with that sporty thief puddle came with the illest rebuttle

uh oohhh yall chicks aint gettin nada
uh oohhh ya pussy aint worth the ramada
uh oohhh anyway ya friend looks hotta
uh oohhh game is something we got a lot of..

uh oohhh i dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who
gets no dubs from me.
playing the bar dumb broke
with her best friends coat
trying to holla at me

uh oohhh i dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who
gets no dubs from me.
playing the bar dumb broke
with her best friends coat
trying to holla at me

 

[Guest]

...LMAO. I take it that Mr. Glock has some rubbers in his pocket?
If ya get with a nasty 1, we'll hafta call you "Glockless".

Have a good time,
Seed

 

[Guest]

Bro, lol, the advice I give you is - ignore them, and what I mean is to act cool to all of them, load up the loads, don't be all shmoozy, and ass kissy, girls go crazy when you ignore them, believe me.
But be friendly to them all and get their numbers so you can go out on different days with each one. Girls are very possesive...."I saw him first....", but if they don't know....
I've been in that party situation and started with one and ended up with another, the problem is the first one usually will hate you later...

 

[glock23]

haha man im from new york. i know a skeezer when i see one she offered to pay to smoke, but i told her not to worry about it. i'm not smoking a quarter with her or anything..heh.

I'm high ;P

Nevermind: I'm not buying her drinks or dinner. It's a BYOB thing. I'll smoke a couple bowls with her or something. Unless I'm getting some action all she's getting is a couple tokes..hehe..let's see how she reacts to Indian landrace sativa sinsemilla out of a glass bowl or Italian chillum. I'm not rolling anything up...too wasteful.

Flamengo: friend of mine who was with me had a chick flip out on him tonight. she was a waitress at the club and she got mad that he was talkin to some chick who was obviously rolling. her man came over and pulled her away and he was STILL trying to hit on her. he'd been drinking all night...heh. You're totally right about ignoring chicks though. We always want what we can't have, right?

Seed: I've been lax with using rubbers in the past, but I haven't been lax recently. You're right though, I should use em all the time.

sproutco: haha...no pigeons. classic right there. I remember when that ish came out...

I'm actually lookin to settle down now. I've had a bunch of tail this year, but nothing that really appeals to me enough to hold onto. Hopefully things will change soon. These girls are much nicer looking. :| And no, that's not all I'm looking for.

So...I met this girl outside the club today..she was with a bunch of her friends. They were all obviously from this here country, so I said something in the local language and they smiled. One of em was exceptionally cute and she gave me a lovely smile. Gave me another one about a min later. Once we were inside, I couldn't find her. When I finally spotted her, I went and talked to her in English, and realized her Eng was terrible! She was pretty embarassed about it, and my skills in her language were about as good. I hate it when that happens It's happened like 3 times in the last couple months.

 

[hgl]

oooh you lucky man! What is her language?

Anyway.... I wish you to have good time with her...argh.. I mean THEM !

daaamnnnn I NEED to find some chix like that... nice... cute... and smoking herbz.... sweettttt....

So... Good luck glock!
cya

 

[minds_I]

Or they could be looking for a sucker to come over and get them high without spending their money on herb. Girls are famous for looking for guys on weekends to get them free dinners, free herb and free drinks. Women are famous for it, they can go all weekend and only spend $10, while some sucker guy spends $200 in the hopes of getting laid. I hope they really like you, trust me. But all i am saying is watch out for em. Girls today look for guys who can do something for them. Like the song said " you cant trust a big butt and a smile"



Nevermind

Buahahahahahaha

Its all part of the game- nothing has changed except the hows and means.


Buahahahaha- amateurs!

The only piece of advice worth anything at all that can generally be applied to women is that there is no advice except to say you will have to live and learn it on your own like the rest of the male population.

And therein lies the irony. Buhahahahahaha.

But hey, for what its worth- I wish I had it to do all over again.

minds_I

 

[glock23]

I've never actually had a problem with money-grubbing hoes. I'm pretty tight with my money when it comes to other people...heh. I don't wanna say what language they speak or where I am for security reasons. Thanks for the props HGL!

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Or they could be looking for a sucker to come over and get them high without spending their money on herb. Girls are famous for looking for guys on weekends to get them free dinners, free herb and free drinks. Women are famous for it, they can go all weekend and only spend $10, while some sucker guy spends $200 in the hopes of getting laid. I hope they really like you, trust me. But all i am saying is watch out for em. Girls today look for guys who can do something for them. Like the song said " you cant trust a big butt and a smile"


Have a good time but be leary. Espicially if you get there and they have no weed

Well said.

 

[glock23]

so i ended up smoking with her. she still mentioned her man. i aint smoking her out again though. i met another two girls. I really like the last one. I was talking to her about weed, then I told her I'd like to be a cop. a few mins later, she revealed both her parents are cops...heh. i most definitely wont be smoking with that one.

 

[Guest]

CHICKENHEAD BIATCHES!!!!!

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

CHICKENHEAD BIATCHES!!!!!

sounds like it unfortunatly. Espicially the one having a boyfriend? Oh well, live and learn. Repeat after me " You can trust a big butt and a smile"






Nevermind

 

[glock23]

haha it was pretty funny. I rolled a skinny blunt up, and then I wasn't even passing it. Just talkin shit and chiefin. It only went around twice cuz I kept holding onto it. She likes to sniff n stuff....major turnoff for me. She also had a lot of acne that I didn't notice when I met her the night before last. She's cool, but I don't like smoking people out unless I feel like it...

The other girls I met seem much nicer. They don't smoke either (well, one of em might, haven't asked her). Last night was pretty damn cool though. Pulled another three girls' digits. I've been gettin more ballsy at the clubs. The managers know me now and give me free drinks when they see me!