Featherfoot
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So I have grown for years, mainly outdoors but some indoors.
Always have lots of weed.
But guess what? I haven't smoked any for 8 years, although before that I use to smoke everyday.
But anyway I woke up at 1 am this morning, and there were two bottles of beer there, so I thought the sensible thing to do would be to drink them.
So I did that but I was left with a feeling I wanted more.
So I started thinking about smoking some weed.
So I phoned the cannabis helpline and asked them if it would be safe to smoke pot after drinking beer, or would it make me sick.
They didn't know much actually; when I told him the last time I had smoke marijuana 8 years ago I smoke Northern Lights.
He said Northern Lights was not real cannabis, it was a synthetic cannabis.
So I gave him a history as far as I knew it of the genetic origins etc. of Northern Lights.
So anyway I decided to have a joint and see what it made me feel like.
Now bear in mind I haven't smoked weed for 8 years and I actually forget how you feel while stoned.
So I gave up cigarrettes over a year ago so I was reluctant to inhale unhealthy shit.
So I bought these cigarette filters from the smoke shop, I asked her would they work with marijuana and she looked at me like I was some sort of deviant and said she didn't know.
Anyway they are plastic ones, cigarette holder type like Hunter S. Thompson had.
So I got a likely looking bud out of the big jar, the commercial jar, as the ones I have selected for personal are hidden up in the ceiling and I couldn't be bothered going up there to get them.
I selected a bud, not just any bud but one that had obvously cured, brownish with some yellow but also a bit of green.
I chopped it up with scissors and proceeded to roll a joint, which I accomplished.
Then I worked out how it fitted into the cigarette holder/filter and then went onto the porch and proceeded to smoke it.
The cigarette filter was hard to draw through, and when I puffed out not much smoke came out.
I wondered if anything was getting through the filter but then I faced the other way towards the light and saw clouds of smoke billowing around when I puffed out, so I was obviously getting some smoke.
I but I wasn't feeling anything and I'm was wondering if the filter was filtering out the good bits, so I ended walking around the house trying to work out if I was stoned.
But anyway after I have finished typing all this I know I'm stoned now. I like it.
I am going to go and have some more. he he he!
So anyway might as well do a smoke critique while I am here.
Strain: C-Plus, California Orange x Blueberry. Chimera.
In that jar there were two phenotypes, the Blueberry one and the green one.
I don't know which one I smoked.
Smokes: Very smooth. Don't forget I was smoking through a cigarette holder/filter so this may have smoothed the smoke out.
I actually thought I was inhaling pure air.
High: Not paranoa inducing or anxiety inducing, but not coughlock also.
Ah... giggling over nothing occasionally, just sort of chilled out.
No deep and meaningful or profound introspection.
Could probably just lie on the cough and watch some televison and probably fall asleep after a while.
Anyway I'm going to have some more.
Always have lots of weed.
But guess what? I haven't smoked any for 8 years, although before that I use to smoke everyday.
But anyway I woke up at 1 am this morning, and there were two bottles of beer there, so I thought the sensible thing to do would be to drink them.
So I did that but I was left with a feeling I wanted more.
So I started thinking about smoking some weed.
So I phoned the cannabis helpline and asked them if it would be safe to smoke pot after drinking beer, or would it make me sick.
They didn't know much actually; when I told him the last time I had smoke marijuana 8 years ago I smoke Northern Lights.
He said Northern Lights was not real cannabis, it was a synthetic cannabis.
So I gave him a history as far as I knew it of the genetic origins etc. of Northern Lights.
So anyway I decided to have a joint and see what it made me feel like.
Now bear in mind I haven't smoked weed for 8 years and I actually forget how you feel while stoned.
So I gave up cigarrettes over a year ago so I was reluctant to inhale unhealthy shit.
So I bought these cigarette filters from the smoke shop, I asked her would they work with marijuana and she looked at me like I was some sort of deviant and said she didn't know.
Anyway they are plastic ones, cigarette holder type like Hunter S. Thompson had.
So I got a likely looking bud out of the big jar, the commercial jar, as the ones I have selected for personal are hidden up in the ceiling and I couldn't be bothered going up there to get them.
I selected a bud, not just any bud but one that had obvously cured, brownish with some yellow but also a bit of green.
I chopped it up with scissors and proceeded to roll a joint, which I accomplished.
Then I worked out how it fitted into the cigarette holder/filter and then went onto the porch and proceeded to smoke it.
The cigarette filter was hard to draw through, and when I puffed out not much smoke came out.
I wondered if anything was getting through the filter but then I faced the other way towards the light and saw clouds of smoke billowing around when I puffed out, so I was obviously getting some smoke.
I but I wasn't feeling anything and I'm was wondering if the filter was filtering out the good bits, so I ended walking around the house trying to work out if I was stoned.
But anyway after I have finished typing all this I know I'm stoned now. I like it.
I am going to go and have some more. he he he!
So anyway might as well do a smoke critique while I am here.
Strain: C-Plus, California Orange x Blueberry. Chimera.
In that jar there were two phenotypes, the Blueberry one and the green one.
I don't know which one I smoked.
Smokes: Very smooth. Don't forget I was smoking through a cigarette holder/filter so this may have smoothed the smoke out.
I actually thought I was inhaling pure air.
High: Not paranoa inducing or anxiety inducing, but not coughlock also.
Ah... giggling over nothing occasionally, just sort of chilled out.
No deep and meaningful or profound introspection.
Could probably just lie on the cough and watch some televison and probably fall asleep after a while.
Anyway I'm going to have some more.
