I am really high when...

[leet]

... when someone talks to me and I don't understand what they are saying. I hear words, I read the lips but it still doesn't work.

You are really high when... ?

:friends:

 

[Switcher56]

I'm on top of a ladder

 

[armedoldhippy]

... when someone talks to me and I don't understand what they are saying. I hear words, I read the lips but it still doesn't work.

You are really high when... ?

:friends:

could they be speaking a foreign language? that would really twist a lip-reader into knots. but i am VERY bad of hearing myself. if you are not up close & facing me, all i get is the "blahblahblah" you hear adults saying in the old Peanuts tv specials...

 

[Im'One]

Im walking in the post office and it feels like im in a bounce house for little kids then im freaking that the postal workers will notice the way im walking but after getting in and getting my mail i realize they arent there because its 9pm on a Saturday

 

[Hold Your Fire]

I'm on top of a ladder

Fitting.

I am really high when I climb down off my ladder to get something I need and by the time I'm 1/2 way around the house, I have forgotten what I climbed down for...

 

[Crooked8]

I cant find my glasses on my face

 

[rolandomota]

I'm really high when i don't have to wonder if I'm high instead I'm thinking about all kinds of stupid useless things

 

[hayday]

...I go for a bike ride and my hands look like they are giant size. Makes me laugh everytime

 

[Switcher56]

Fitting.

I am really high when I climb down off my ladder to get something I need and by the time I'm 1/2 way around the house, I have forgotten what I climbed down for...

... Alzheimer does that to me High or not

 

[944s2]

How about doing the washing up for 45 minutes but have a dishwasher and it’s only a cup and saucer,,,,lol,,,s2

 

[mean mr.mustard]

When all the chocolate is missing...

 

[D. B. Doober]

When I accidentally poop my pants and take the underwear and cram it behind the toilet at a crap job

 

[Switcher56]

How about doing the washing up for 45 minutes but have a dishwasher and it’s only a cup and saucer,,,,lol,,,s2

Yup! That's a qualifier

 

[Sunshineinabag]

... when someone talks to me and I don't understand what they are saying. I hear words, I read the lips but it still doesn't work.

You are really high when... ?

:friends:

I black out from being overzealous w edibles.....next day still high......stoned to that bone stallone I tell ya

 

[CosmicCharlie]

Now

 

[Gry]

Don't think it matters if it were St Peter at the pearly gates,
or lucifer at the gates of hell.
Either one, I need 3 more bong hits.


When I wonder how many people get to die
with bong in hand.

 

[Dandelion Roots]

I am really high when the radio plays whatever song I was just talking about...

Oh don’t you love it when that happens!!

 

[armedoldhippy]

when i am really high, i can hear a Pink Floyd song starting, know the one that starts off extreme low volume & builds? then get impatient and crank up the volume & the CD player is not on...happens WAY too often.

 

[nepalnt21]

when i think (scratch that, when i KNOW) everyone in wal mart can read my thoughts

 

[armedoldhippy]

when i think (scratch that, when i KNOW) everyone in wal mart can read my thoughts

one of those girls would shoot me...