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HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRIDS (aka "Chimera's") ban called for...

I.M. Boggled

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Bush speech sparks human-animal hybrid craze

Washington - When US President George W. Bush called for a ban on creating human-animal hybrids, he not only raised awareness of a little known issue but also opened himself to a new round of ridicule.

Bush certainly got people to pay attention to this issue as internet traffic soared and an ingenuous online apparel store sought to capitalize on the interest.

While the term human-animal hybrid sounds like something from a science fiction or horror film, Bush, during his state of the union address Tuesday, was not talking about werewolves or centaurs - the mythical creatures that are half human and half wolf or horse.

Instead, he was advocating restrictions on scientists working with human and animal cells.

In fact, hybrids that result from combining the cells of different species are referred to as chimeras, another mythical creature that combined features of a lion, goat and snake.

In January 2005, National Geographic News reported that scientists 'have begun blurring the line between human and animal,' pointing to the fusion of human cells and rabbit eggs in China, or experiments putting human brain cells in mice.

But the issue was little known in the US before Bush's annual State of the Union speech before Congress Tuesday night.

'Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos,' he told legislators.

The statement has provoked ridicule on the internet and on the popular television news spoof 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' - testimony to how closely the American public follows the annual speech.

Technorati.com, a website that measures Internet traffic, listed 'human-animal hybrid' as its second most popular search term. On the day after the speech, more people searched for the phrase than in the previous year combined, according to the site.

Only hours after Bush concluded his remarks, an online apparel store had already designed a T-shirt showing a monkey wearing a tie.

'Help President Bush raise awareness about these terrible half- man/half beast creatures by wearing this T-shirt and exposing the horrible truth about human-animal hybrids,' the come-on pitch says.

Scientists hope that chimeras will help them find cures to diseases or even grow 'spare' parts for humans, but ethicists are viewing such experiments with skepticism.

Canada has already banned chimeras, according to National Geographic News, and Bush hopes the US will follow suit soon.

Nonetheless, human-animal hybrids have not been on the congressional agenda. The term has not been uttered on the floor of the House of Representatives or the Senate since the 109th Congress took office more than a year ago.

Source: dpa - Deutsche Presse-Agentur
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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''Canada has already banned chimeras, according to National Geographic News''....oh shock horror!!

.....well if they can hybridize various animal species........I guess the same goes for the world of plants........

.....could we soon see a rose and a lilly on the same stem?.......or a blending of the two....?

.....How about getting Chimera......to make a Chimera of Strawberry Cough and a Strawberry plant?.......would that be un-ethical?

....If you went to a new Hybrid Animal Zoo and saw a Goana crossed with a Kangeroo playing a digeredoo would you applaud?
 
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HellBoy

....If you went to a new Hybrid Animal Zoo and saw a Goana crossed with a Kangeroo playing a digeredoo would you applaud? - Gypsy

LOL!! ... I'd pay to see that!! :D
 

I.M. Boggled

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The Island of Dr. Moreau
By H.G. Wells

A shipwreck in the South Seas, a palm-tree paradise where a mad doctor conducts vile experiments, animals that become human and then "beastly" in ways they never were before--it's the stuff of high adventure

(free online book)
http://www.litrix.com/moreau/morea001.htm
 
G

Guest

Modern cannabis genetics crossed with Kudzu for it's growth rate. :D

Paz y mas...
 
G

Guest

Wait, doesn't the possibility of hybridizing Chimera plants theoretically make it possible to grow cannabis that doesn't LOOK like cannabis? Just think, we could all be growing lovely (and potent!) roses and no one would ever know!
 

guineapig

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man there is so much kudzu in these parts.....would love a kudzu/ganja Chimera....
kinda like that creeper phenotype that Ed Rosenthal is always hunting for....

gp :wave:
 
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Space Ghost

what about naturally occuring "Chimeras"? What humans and apes do together in the privace of there own homes is their business...
 
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Pops

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I hope that the U.S. will hold off on banning human/animal experiments until scientists find a way to transplant a chicken's brain into G. Bush. Although the chicken is one of the dumbest animals known to man, it would still be an improvement for Bush!
 

PazVerdeRadical

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a friend next to i is saying that they are banning this kind of research because the secret goverment uses these technologies for their advantage and want to keep these techniques hidden from the general public. i say he needs to smoke less sativas so early in the morning before having had any food.
much peace!
 

NserUame

Member
Ok, so Human-Animal hybrids are out. But what about Human-Insect crosses? Ever since I saw the Fly all those years ago, I can't help but wonder...Aside from being horribly ugly, how bad could it be to be part fly?
 
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oaxacaspice said:
Modern cannabis genetics crossed with Kudzu for it's growth rate. :D

Paz y mas...

i think you are onto a world changing idea?

Cannazu!


Overgrow the woooooorld!


THC producing kudzu would change the world. Vines of herb taking over 50 acres a season, growing before your very eyes!

Man oh man, that'd sure make the war on drugs look even sillier (as tho it were possible!)
 

Tarkus

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I, on the other hand, can not wait for them to start being able to grow spare human parts. I would sure like to get a sweet pair of eyes that ACTUALLY WORK!!!! I hate wearing glasses, it would be badass to go to a doctor and get some new eyes put in. Or if I lose my foot, bam! A replacement, I just hope they come in a variety of colors or else some people will be pissed off.
"Dammit! I got a white foot!"
They are gonna ban this stuff?? Why? It has such potential to be awesome. Sure, the Bene Tlielax are a bit strange (Dune, read it), but we are far from being them. Just getting a little closer.
Although, It would be sweet to get a few cells from my dead grandad and have a ghola made...or maybe one of Jimi Hendrix even.

It would be even cooler if I could go to the doctor and have all my senses swapped for animal ones. . . such as: the eyes of an eagle, and the nose of a bear. I would also like sonar capabilities please...
 

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