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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

diggle

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1 stoner to screw it in, and 8 to break it while trying to convert it to an in-ceiling vaporizer.
 
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I Used To Grow

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1 Stoner to put in the lightbulb...and 5 to sit around and discuss the lithbulb philisophically while smoking a fat joint.
 

Chiefsmokingbud

Slap-A-Ho tribe
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alaeddin said:
I don't know the answer yet, but you post your ideas and we'll chose the best one:)

I forgot.......imagine that

seriously i would say 3, one hold the lightbulb while 2 spin the ladder around
 

treble

Active member
depends on whats being smoked, if it was my white rhino I think I'd be stayin in the dark ages

treb
 

Budless

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As many stoners as it takes to make a big enough blunt to illuminate the room. And then one more to screw the lightbulb in.

However it only takes one grower.
 

GOT_BUD?

Weed is a gateway to gardening
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How many growers does it take to screw in a bulb?
pieceofmyheart said:
Takes 5. One to put it in and the other 4 to argue of the lumens/watt ratio.


How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The tv provides enough illumination to repack the bowl. :D
 

GMT

The Tri Guy
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2, one to own it, and the second, who vissits often enough to be pissed off, that the light bulb needs changing, he changes it himself.
 

treehuggers

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GMT said:
2, one to own it, and the second, who vissits often enough to be pissed off, that the light bulb needs changing, he changes it himself.

The second guy fakes he's smoking. haha


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oh and the answer

How many stoner doest IT TAKE ...

I'd say 1/4580 of it. That's about a week. Of his/mine/your life ;)
 
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Smurf

stoke this joint
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Possibly 5: ........4 frustrated stoners leave the house to smoke in a car parked under a street light while the first one tries to screw an Eddison into a Bayonet fitting !
 

Duppy

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Three. One to screw in the bulb while the other two, um....








...thhhhhhhhhpt...







<koff><koff>







...um, what were we talking about?
 
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alaeddin

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The lightbulb=)
I'm not sure how many stoners it would take to change the lightbulb, it depends on the strain probably as it was pointed out,

For how many growers it would take to change it, I guess it is a forumfull, one to have a broken lightbulb and to others to know about it and comment on what type of bulb to buy.
 
G

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 - Stoner to initially change it.
5 - stoners to give advice on light spectrums/ lumens/ distance.
3 - stoners to give advice on where to get bulbs.
2 - stoners that say, go outdoors and use the sun.
1 - nurse to tend to the first stoner that burnt their hand, because they didn't wait for their HPS to cool off before trying to change it
1 - stoner friend to help the first stoner whom has bandages on their hand from the first attempt of changing it.
 
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