How do you guys pass drug tests?

[THC•20]

I was wondering how many people have jobs that require a random drug test and how do you stay in the clear every time? Or what about applying for a job and doing a drug test? I've never actually had a job and I really need one now and I'm thinking about applying for a job but there's no way I can stop and I can't give them my urine so what am I suppose to do? Tips? Help? Anyone?

 

[Verite]

You might want to give the search feature a go since this topic has been discussed alot.

 

[m@rg]

the "only" way u gonna get a job without cleaning ur system out, is to CHEAT

 

[stinkfinger]

having a low body fat level and drinking 1 1/2 - 2 gallons of water a day before your PISS test will really help. ALL OF MY RETARD FRIENDS ON PROBATION SMOKE BUD. MOST OF THEM QUIT SMOKING 10-14 DAYS BEFORE THEIR test. Oh and drinking water will only work with pee pee tests.

 

[Gunnarguchi]

Just drink 3-4 liters of water a few hours before the test.
Piss a few times until your urine is almost colourless.
Then ull be ablte to pass the urine tests, but as stated above it only works for urine tests

 

[Dr. Bloom]

if you are doing the water method, you need to go to a store that sells protein/exercise suppliments and buy a jar of creatine. Take the reccomended dosage of that in the morning and a few hours before, while also drinking a lot of water.

This is because pee tests test the levels of creatinine in your urine, which is something that breaks down continuously from the muscles in your body, and will make your sample show up as "watered down" if you drink too much water without a creatine suppliment. This is the only ingredient in those drinks you buy that allow you to pass drug tests that actually does something.
Best of luck,
Dr.

 

[THC•20]

Any body ever try that synthetic urine stuff? Seriously I need real experience and details and stuff because I'm trying to get a job and I know I can get a job while I'm still smoking but I need to totally get pass that damn drug test I'm definitely not gonna risk taking the chance of drinking a ton of water and then taking the test. I still think that THC is going to show up.

 

[Verite]

Why use synthetic when you can use real? privacypro.com

 

[Couch Locked]

I also have that urinator, and have passed two pre-employment drug tests with it, using two different brands of synthetic urine....

 

[THC•20]

Why use the urinator? Can't you piss in private? And if so can't you just pour the synthetic urine in a cup and give it to em lol?

 

[mysticls]

whizzinator.com

 

[KUSHEATER1]

Barefoot you said it all brother ,why be worried be prepared for it all the time

 

[Guest]

What crap the ''drug free workplace'' is. I always told them thanks but go piss in a cup yourself. My skills were needed that's why they called me. Not everyone has this option they work for someone other than themselves. It's still wrong. The expectation is for you to cheat. When you get crushed or mangled on the job the drug test the hospital administers will make sure you do not get any benefits. Its a win win situation for companies.

 

[iluvtogrograss]

For a piss test there is a product available at GNC nutrition centers called GHF. It is a fruit drink, that I have used 15-17 times to pass random pee tests over the last 5 years for my job. Drink one hour before test along with about 20 ounces of water. Clean test. This method has been successful for me everytime!!! I smoke approx, 1/2-3/4 OZ along with a pretty good amount of either BHO or water hash per week and have smoked as soon as 4-5 hours before having to take pee test. This product works very very well. The only drawback to this product is that it costs about 55$US. I always have one or two in my fridge, as my tests are random and when your name gets called you have only about 1-2 hours to get to the testing center.

 

[THC•20]

For a piss test there is a product available at GNC nutrition centers called GHF. It is a fruit drink, that I have used 15-17 times to pass random pee tests over the last 5 years for my job. Drink one hour before test along with about 20 ounces of water. Clean test. This method has been successful for me everytime!!! I smoke approx, 1/2-3/4 OZ along with a pretty good amount of either BHO or water hash per week and have smoked as soon as 4-5 hours before having to take pee test. This product works very very well. The only drawback to this product is that it costs about 55$US. I always have one or two in my fridge, as my tests are random and when your name gets called you have only about 1-2 hours to get to the testing center.

Damn, that sounds kinda worth the try lol. If I do this and fail I swear I'll cry.

 

[Verite]

What crap the ''drug free workplace'' is. I always told them thanks but go piss in a cup yourself. My skills were needed that's why they called me. Not everyone has this option they work for someone other than themselves. It's still wrong. The expectation is for you to cheat. When you get crushed or mangled on the job the drug test the hospital administers will make sure you do not get any benefits. Its a win win situation for companies.

No one can drug test you without your explicit consent.

 

[Guest]

i didnt read the thread, just the title.. and i have been asked to piss in plastic as you have 6 times.. every time i passed because i never smoked weed in my life.. it felt weird for someone to not trust me (my employer) for one. and second it felt weird to have someone ask me to piss in plastic when i'm perfectly healthy person.
Then i got in a major vehicle accident and discovered cannabis there after and have been using it to relieve my pain, and stress from the motor accident.
Now when i go for employment i hand them my past employment history and give them a interview, they tell me "they like me and want me to come and work for them". I say "great". they say "when can you start". I say "as soon as possible" and they say "great, just go to this address and give them a sample, and we'll call you and tell you when your start date is". I say,, thank you for a waist of mine and your time.. but that is inhumane and disgusting, good day.
I am not a rich man, but i do find work and get by. Does it suck? yes!. but you have to chose what life you will live, corporate or natural.
and to answer your question, just dont smoke for 15-30 days to let it wash out of your body. If you need to use Pills to easy your ailment then do it for the 15-30 days, as they are not illegal.. Best of luck to you..

Kannamaven,

 

[vinevamp]

Aside from abstaining, nothing really works except cheating. If you don't trust your method, you could go online or to your local Rite-Aid, cvs, whatever, and for 10 - 20 bucks buy a read now test and test yourself. No better way to learn what you and your body are up against.

 

[THC•20]

Ok thanks for all the helpful replies. I'm just going to have to make a decision and go for it. Thanks for all your help once again!

 

[spacecadet]

WELL I GOT A QUSTION I WORK FOR A CONTRACTO FOR THE MITTLARY AND WE DO PRE EMPLOMENT AND RADOM AND ANY TIME THEY FEEL UR ON SOME THING OR GET STUNG BY A BEE OR ANY THING STUPID SO FAR I ONLY HAD TO DO THE PER EMPLOYMENT PISS TEST AND PASS AS I WAS CLEAN AT THE TIME WELL THE OTHER DAY ONE GUY HAD TO GO BE TESTED FOR THE SECOUND TIME IN A WEEK HE PASS AS HE WAS CLEAN BUT HE SAID THEY SAID HE HAD ACHOUILD IN HIS SYSTEM FROM THE NITE BEFORE HE F- UP AND ALL SO HAD NICOTINE MY QUESTION IF I USE FAKE PISS AS I KEEP A BOTTLE OF QUIKE FIX 4.0 ON ME AT ALL TIME WOULD PREFIX PISS SOUND ALARMS AS THEY KNOW I SMOKE 3 PAKS A DAY AND SCARY PART WAS I HEAR THE ASS HOLES IN THE OFFICE TALKING ABOUT HAIR TESTING HEAR HIM SAY IT VERY COSTLY BUT IF THAT WHAT THEY WANT
I THINK THE OFFICE PEEPS KNOW ME AND A FEW OTHER HAVE FAKE PEE ON US.
I SMOKE A JOINT A DAY AND 3 PAK OF CIGS A DAY AND NO OTHER DRUGS OR ACHOUIL
SEEMS THEY CHECKING FOR EVERY THING AND THAT KIND OF SCARES ME KNOW CAUSE I NEED THIS JOB BAD I AM THINKING OF STOPPING FOR A WILE AS IT NO LONGER WORTH LOSING MY JOB AND NOT SURE IF MY FAKE PEE WILL WORK WITH THEM LOOKING FOR ANY AND EVERY THING BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT NONE OF THERE DAM BUSSINESS WHAT I DO WHEN I AM HOME SO ANY ONE HAVE ANY INPUT ON THIS?