Home Depot Scam!!!

[livewire420]

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front
seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th,
20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99

 

[HuffAndPuff]

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Stoner4Life
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WARNING! Beware of this scam, may hit your town soon!
I couldn't find another appropriate thread to post this warning in so here it is in its own. I post this for the sake of other stoners who might fall for the trickery of these two cunning babes.

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.
Last edited by Stoner4Life : 09-20-2007 at 07:43 AM.
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[livewire420]

sorry got it from another site thought ya'll would get the same laugh as i did
thats why there was the

 

[HuffAndPuff]

I kinda like yours better anyway. I kust think it's funny that stoners have such a shared sense of humor. Cheech and Chong knew this, and used it to their advantage.

 

[nycdfan042]

i had the same effect, two dingy sluts came to me and my friend(were both very good looking, not to toot our own horns, anyways) they both asked us if we wanted cologne, one skanky lookin 19 yr old slut proceeded to try and spray me with this cheap no name crap isaid NO THANKS just liket hat and turned around. That made her pissed and as i turned she proceeded to pelt me with unmentionables, fag this fag that. I been around the block and i can smell crack head scammers a mile away these bitches were obviously high. When their advances were thwarted along come two guys in a van(mean lookin 20-ish and tatted up "gangstah", they say to me and my friend(who is HUGE muscle bound freak) you wanna buy some speakers(this happens within 10 seconds of the crack head hoez leaving) we say no, they drive away obviously they didnt want any of us, crack head bones are easy to shatter. But be warned guys behind those scamming whores are scamming doods who are watching them scam you in case the crack head hoez bight off more than they can swallow LOL. be careful out there, its A jungle

 

[panopticist]

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th,
20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.

Dumbass. You need to put a chain on your wallet...

 

[livewire420]

man you'd think people would catch on it's a joke...... hmmmmm

 

[Stoner4Life]

well imitation is the best form of flattery (sumpin like that) or so they say & I've posted that one on a couple of other mj sites under different nics anyway....... it's good to see others like it by anyone & anyway it's told....... if it gets a laugh/smirk/smile outta you then it's done its job, whenever I get a good laugh out of something here I'll spark up a binger real quick, just adds to the sensation & then I'll add to their reputation.......

 

[EatCannabisRaw]

livewire, that was funny...even if it wasn't your joke. i like the walmart addition..

 

[Guest]

Dumbass. You need to put a chain on your wallet...

Ya might wana re-think that Dumbass thing pano - better fit for yourself.

I was figuring they would scream pervert or rape and have you GIVE them your wallet... AND CAR!
Mus be amateurs

Careful who you let get "too close"

 

[Stoner4Life]

Here, have a fresh one.......

Here, have a fresh one.......

I found this one in my email today.......

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess..... I'm married.... AND I'm Jewish."
The nun, with a smile said, "Oh, that's OK sweetie.... My name's Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

 

[Linenoise]

Damn. I should go to Home Depot more often!

 

[Loudcall]

LOL....You have made my day....

 

[DIGITALHIPPY]

your the fourth idiot who has retold this story,with the words copied and pasted and changed the name of the place! N00b!!!
i think i even got it as a spam email....

haha any chance its real u kind of deserve it....hahaha walmart sucks ass.

 

[DIGITALHIPPY]

Dumbass. You need to put a chain on your wallet...

not eveyone is GHETTO my coach wallet dosent have anywhere to put a chain. it was probably more expensive then your wallet, with the money in it.

this thread is hillarious!