Hey, I debunked an MJ myth first hand!

[ogrefugee]

Alright... so I entered a drug court program after the cops shut down my op. I have to do random drug screens, on average 2 times a week.

So i was told i was going to have a test today (Monday) at 2pm. since October 31st I haven't had a puff of weed i decided to take a toke of some stellar quality kali mist on friday night. I've been reading tons and tons of medical journals on the topic of drug testing and elimination time and all the results pointed to a good chance of me passing.


Well, I passed with out any dilution or anything. Basically it's because I'm pretty damn skinny for my size (6'5 and only 185 pounds) and do physical labor every weekend.

So yes, this stoner passed a probation drug test in 60 hours after smoking.


(BTW, before i was in drug court i was smoking >3.5 g's of high quality herb daily, and was clean in less than a week according to the probation tests)

tada!

but the worry that i experienced outweighed being high for a night, so i'm not going to repeat this test EVER again!

 

[o.gkushowns]

nice one
peace

 

[jojajico]

someone needs to create a strain that cannot be detected by drug testing lol. we can call it "drug laws pimp"

 

[Nikijad4210]

someone needs to create a strain that cannot be detected by drug testing lol. we can call it "drug laws pimp"

Then you'd have to ommit the THC...What fun would that be?

 

[mangled]

took my one buddy almost 3 months to test negative

 

[Guest]

someone needs to create a strain that cannot be detected by drug testing lol. we can call it "drug laws pimp"

We can cross Sour D with a stealth bomber, slide it right under their piss-test radar.

 

[stihgnobevoli]

They prolly dont even test your pee. most likely just threw it out after you peed in the cup.

 

[daisy jane]

They prolly dont even test your pee. most likely just threw it out after you peed in the cup.

When I was being drug tests by the courts, they made me stand there and watch as they tested it. Which is fine with me! That way I know there would be no funny business.

But damn ogrefugee, congratulations!! That would have been bad if you tested positive. I know for me, it would have been 30 days in the hole.

 

[pieceofmyheart]

Hi sweetie So glad it worked out!

I bet you caught one hell of a buzz didn't ya?

 

[Guest]

wow, that's some gutlessness right there. congrats on gambling on your life and getting away with it!!!

 

[pieceofmyheart]

I don't really believe it was that much of a gamble, he hadn't had any herb for 5 months and then he takes a toke. Not enough man, that wouldn't be enough to fail a piss test.

 

[Guest]

to me it's a gamble but i haven't read up on the specifics of thc metabolite retention depending on how long you obstain, how much it takes to flip off the test, etc etc. anyways congratsssiooooooo

 

[treble]

nice one ogrefugee... kudo's to your skinny self. I often wondered about how long it would take. My smokings probly a bit under yours. am about 170punds but I figured I would be at least 3months and possibly more.

I thought about grabbing a few of those test kits @ $5 each and trying myself... but I dont want to go without smoking long enough to test it out. But might be worthwhile to see what affects your clean out time..., exercise or laboring hard like you do as opposed to couchin it.

would be interesting to see
peace
treb

 

[Tarkus]

While I was in the process of getting kicked out of BSA (I was even senior patrol leader, I got impeached) I had to take a hair test. I was smoking every day at that point and I passed with flying colors.....still got the boot though.

Asshat leader
Congrats ogre, I hope you continue to fare well.

 

[thc43]

maby i need some of that low thc bud..

ive tested positive every test ive been given..

remember there is normally a 120ul cut off below isnt a positive reading, if you smoke daily you have no chance... Id come clean before the test..

 

[ogrefugee]

They prolly dont even test your pee. most likely just threw it out after you peed in the cup.

you've never been on probation have you?

I pissed right in front of him. I handed him my cup. He put int 9 different tests one at a time. Checked each one at a time. Then he pitched them because they were all negative.




pomh: as for the buzz.... not mind blowing. I've been MUCH higher. Keep in mind that it was only 1 toke, and I was pretty high. Not that first time super stone, but I imagine 2 more hits would be out of this world. But it did last steady for a good 5 hours later, almost felt like I ate it.

Thanks for all the kind words

And to all the cynics: why so bitter?

 

[Ono Nadagin]

when I joined the Navy I had to sign a waiver for MJ and got regular piss tests in boot camp ... I failed everyone of them all teh way through bootcamp.. I had to keep taking them for 11 weeks before I showed no signs of use... at teh time I was 6'1" and 195lbs of very lean muscle... me and the buddy I joined with and a big(large not fat) Hawaiin all failed every one for 11-12 weeks... getting 3 tests a week