Help me with this joke!! PLEASE (PIC)

[Guest]

help me fill in what this guys thinking?

 

[Guest]

i bet i could fit this whole bottle in.....

 

[Guest]

oh this is getting blown up for a birthday surprise so it cant be racist...but it could be as dirty/witty as possible

 

[Guest]

....just 10 more of these and that'll look really nice.....

 

[Guest]

its the girls birthday....

 

[robobond]

She has no idea I slipped a roofie into her drink.

 

[hydroclops]

Now where did I put that condum???

 

[Guest]

She has no idea I slipped a roofie into her drink.

I LOVE IT!!!!!

 

[green_grow]

is this a great country, or what ?

 

[Moppel]

"santa claus sure looks different this year...."

 

[1TWISTEDTRUCKER]

Why certainly,I'll smmmaaaaaaaaaaaccck THAT ASSS,M'ammm

 

[killa-bud]

why does it look like she's leaning on her own leg,that doenst look like its hes anyway

seriously,look at that pic,tell me thats not werid looking

 

[Moppel]

why does it look like she's leaning on her own leg,that doenst look like its hes anyway

seriously,look at that pic,tell me thats not werid looking

i was thinking the same, but thought it was just me.

 

[INDODRO]

Them ain't kisses she's blowin, thats gas!

 

[Ncogneato]

Welcome to the party! Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

 

[Guest]

all brothers prefer turkey over roast beef!

 

[1TWISTEDTRUCKER]

why does it look like she's leaning on her own leg,that doenst look like its hes anyway

seriously,look at that pic,tell me thats not werid looking

Thats a garbage can,next to her.It's white like her pants.I'm real baked right now,so it took me a second look too.

 

[Guest]

yah its a garbage can

 

[1TWISTEDTRUCKER]

all brothers prefer turkey over roast beef!

I'll have a little of both if you wouldn't think poorly of me for it.

 

[Guest]

he looks like URKEL..."DID I DO THAT?"