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Help me pass my drug test
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Boxy Brown
try one of those flush drinks you get at head shops for 40$, I used one a few years ago and passed ( I was stoned while taking the test).
You can always go the synthetic route( a little pricey) but highly worth it!!! there are many kits/ powders you can get and all of them come highly recommended ! i passed one drug test with "number one urine substitution kit" from the makers of the whizzinator....do a search for synthetic urine either here or on google and youll get all the info you need... but if all you took was a few hits and you were at least 25 days clean before that...you should only need a week or two clean n sober and a lot of water....you should be fine. On the other hand if you are an every day heavy smoker(2-5 grams a day) for a few solid months/years then you need at least a month if not more to naturally clean yourself off. I'm currently 46 days OFF pot and i feel awesome, im gonna buy a thc testing kit from walgreens and test myself just to make sure im clean enough before i do take any UA's.
Hope this helps..nycdfan042...good luck
Hope this helps..nycdfan042...good luck
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Piffington
Active member
Yeah if your taking your UA at LAbcorp just use synthetic urine. I didn't have 6 days like you do so you can order online...I suggest using Quickfix 4.0
i totally and whole heartedly endorse the whizzinator, it got me through 3 drug tests for probation without a hitch.
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G
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Any product that claims to be able to make you pee clean, is betting YOUR saftey - I wouldn't trust any of them. You on the otherhand,,,,,, may, or may not.
It pays to have access to clean urine - until I come home and catch my doberman rolling a dubi,
Interesting side note,,, she has never failed, and I'm male.
Usually if you clear the tox screen, they don't test any farther.
Good luck.
It pays to have access to clean urine - until I come home and catch my doberman rolling a dubi,
Interesting side note,,, she has never failed, and I'm male.
Usually if you clear the tox screen, they don't test any farther.
Good luck.
Barryblaze
Member
If you decide to go with any of the quick flush or other detox drinks, BE SURE to take off at least 48, if not 72 hours from smoking. Also, be sure to drink eight, eight ounce glasses of water the days before. Also, increase your creatine intake (via creatine shakes or eating a lot of protein. Most tests check the urine's specific gravity, creatine, and for any chemical spikes.
Hope this helps,
Barry
Hope this helps,
Barry
OK. I might have a UA tommorow (I know i already told you this). But the thing is the next day after i posted this thread i smoked .2... I have been working outside everyday (except the 4th) and its been very hot around 90 degrees and i walk a lot at work. (5-8 miles) I have been taking 2-3 niacin per day. And drinking plenty of water and energy drinks. They send these in to a lab by the way. So any last min tips? Who thinks i will pass or fail? Its been 5 days since i smoked. I weigh 145 6 foot. Also how much water can i drink without giving a diluted result? diluted here = fail
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Revegged_Clone
Member
dude, just hook up your PO with some hot skank and you're golden, that's what my boy did and he doesn't even have to show up anymore. he does make sure to send some semen residue samples in the mouth of the skank his PO is about to drink!
i think i should stop mixing sativas with melatonin and then getting into an argument with my girlfriend, thus losing all sleep but still having sleep brain and being stupid for eternity...
d'oh
btw... ever tried a catheter folly up the urethra? in extreme cases where they actually watch you pee(some companies insist on this, i believe for sports/olympics they do this too and POs here, if you are a high profile career criminal, will ask you to consent to tehem visually verifying) you can use a catheter folly to inject clean urine into your bladder.
i say this as a joke though, it's real, but extremely painful/dangerous. you could burst your bladder, get infected and DIE. once you burst your bladder your chances of survival are pretty slim. also, you could just get a bad UT infection, ie, std's ugly cousin. but if you like painfully sticking long hard things in your tight orifices... by all means do it
just drink a ton of cranberry juice to stimulate urination/dilute the metabolites and don't do it with the first piss of th day
don't hit it from the start of the stream till the finish. start in the bowl, stop, pee in the cup, stop, pee in the bowl. but i gots to go now, sleep depravation is making me hallucinate taht someone is breaking in.
wait... if you guys never hear from me again, it wasn't hallucinations :-S damn crackheads
i think i should stop mixing sativas with melatonin and then getting into an argument with my girlfriend, thus losing all sleep but still having sleep brain and being stupid for eternity...
d'oh
btw... ever tried a catheter folly up the urethra? in extreme cases where they actually watch you pee(some companies insist on this, i believe for sports/olympics they do this too and POs here, if you are a high profile career criminal, will ask you to consent to tehem visually verifying) you can use a catheter folly to inject clean urine into your bladder.
i say this as a joke though, it's real, but extremely painful/dangerous. you could burst your bladder, get infected and DIE. once you burst your bladder your chances of survival are pretty slim. also, you could just get a bad UT infection, ie, std's ugly cousin. but if you like painfully sticking long hard things in your tight orifices... by all means do it
just drink a ton of cranberry juice to stimulate urination/dilute the metabolites and don't do it with the first piss of th day
don't hit it from the start of the stream till the finish. start in the bowl, stop, pee in the cup, stop, pee in the bowl. but i gots to go now, sleep depravation is making me hallucinate taht someone is breaking in.
wait... if you guys never hear from me again, it wasn't hallucinations :-S damn crackheads
