Help a stoner in need please.

[srf]

I have 2 grams and can't smoke it what else can I do to get stoned also can't bake it I can;t smell like it please help!

 

[srf]

Oh and sorry if this is the wrong place I'm new.

 

[Chimera]

Only one solution, 'hoop it.

Welcome abord!

-Chimera

 

[bayarea925]

Why can't you smoke it?

 

[srf]

What does that mean?!

 

[srf]

I can't smell or even take the chance of smell I'm at a family reunion and they are VERY against weed.

 

[Marco61]

I can't smell or even take the chance of smell I'm at a family reunion and they are VERY against weed.

Can't wait until it is over? Just wait and enjoy the 2gs when you get the chance.

BTW, I read your introduction and considering you have dreadlocks, your entire family probably already thinks you are stoned. I never met a person with dreadlocks that didn't smell like weed.

 

[srf]

Well I have an ounce at home i brought these two to enjoy here in Denver.

 

[Marco61]

Well I have an ounce at home i brought these two to enjoy here in Denver.

Didn't you think about this before going to denver?

Just smoke em and douse yourself in cologne. Whats the worst that could happen? Weed is practically legal in Colorado.

 

[bayarea925]

Well I have an ounce at home i brought these two to enjoy here in Denver.

Should have brought your vape pen also

 

[latetothegame]

I am guessing you're under 21... cuz if you were over, and you're in Denver, no one really gives a crap if you smoke. You can possess up to an oz. Technically, you're not supposed to smoke in public, but I am seeing/smelling it more and more.

If you really just *CANNOT* wait until after, can you go for a walk shirtless, smoke, then take a shower or something? Hehehe...

 

[srf]

Can't wait until it is over? Just wait and enjoy the 2gs when you get the chance.

BTW, I read your introduction and considering you have dreadlocks, your entire family probably already thinks you are stoned. I never met a person with dreadlocks that didn't smell like weed.

True true fuck it I'll just smoke the damn things OH yea I don't have a piece or papers... I realllllyyyy should have thought this through.

 

[Marco61]

Yeah go smoke somewhere naked... problem solved.

 

[Marco61]

True true fuck it I'll just smoke the damn things OH yea I don't have a piece or papers... I realllllyyyy should have thought this through.

You can buy papers at any gas station or convenience store as long as you are 18 or older.

 

[srf]

And my hair its a foot long and hangs over my face no headbands or pony tails

 

[hard rain]

Suppository may be your only option.

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Ayecarumba!! This is THE fucking funniest thread I've read in quite some time...

 

[purple_man]

sounds like nokuys fam is having a reunion in denver ...

blessss

 

[mpd]

Go buy an apple or a can of beer. Both are suitable for pipes.

 

[blastfrompast]

You could always "BUTTer it"....

got access to wax paper and tinfoil?
Snag a bit of butter or margerine...

Make tiny bowl/pocket outta tinfoil WITH Handle
Put crush bud...mix in butter...
Heat bud/butter mix by applying heat to bottom with lighter...

Cool.....wait for bud/butter to harden....Put glob of canabutter in wax paper....wrap into small tube like bundle...poke a few holes in paper

Insert into rear-end.......let us know how it goes.

FYI...I have never tried the above...no need to as I smoke publically and don't give a crap who sees me (with property owners permission, or on public property)

If you do try this LET US KNOW HOW IT GOES.

Worst case sit on the crapper and "dump" the package if you get too HIGH...I don't think I would try 2g to start tho...mebbe half a gram..lol