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Finish what you started

Finish what you started

Finish what you started
 

1TWISTEDTRUCKER

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thisbuds4u,i dont have a funny pic 4 ya,but man after i picked my fat as up off the floor from that bungee jump pic.ijust had to say thx.*oops i think i shit myself,too*gotta run.
 
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why it is so easy to recruit suicide bombers

why it is so easy to recruit suicide bombers

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now. . . . .


No Jesus


No Christmas


No television


No cheerleaders


No baseball


No football


No hockey


No golf


No tailgate parties


No Wal-Mart


No Home Depot


No pork BBQ


No hot dogs


No burgers


No chocolate chip cookies


No lobster


No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks


No gumbo


No jambalaya


No Beer


Rags for clothes and towels for hats.


Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.


Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.


More than one wife.


You can't shave.


Your wives can't shave.


You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.


The women have to wear baggy dresses


and veils at all times.


Your bride is picked by someone else.


She smells just like your donkey.


But your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!


I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
 

dociron

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Bro?

Yer a trip!!
A good one............. thanx for the laugh, and you know I needed one.
Take care brother..........Keep smilin'!!
 

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