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Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
- Thread starter genkisan
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Hahahaha, the French part's hilarious, German one's pretty funny, too 
Being from French & German ancestry myself (paternal lineage) I still find them pretty funny
Being from French & German ancestry myself (paternal lineage) I still find them pretty funny
Some of my favorite France jokes:
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you are not forgiven. haha jk. don't be so PC.... !
Hahahaha, good one, Yummy, the Yellow French,
TrichomusCaesar
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Q. How many American soldiers does it take to take over your country?
A. None...they just fly by dropping bombs like fuckin' cowards.
That was just for some of the americans who love to talk shit about other countries being yellow.
A. None...they just fly by dropping bombs like fuckin' cowards.
That was just for some of the americans who love to talk shit about other countries being yellow.
1939 - 1945
compared with
911
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sorry - just no comparison to be made
if only 3000 - 5000 people got blown up and burned to death during a typical night in the Blitz that was a good day
it happens once in the USA .... etc. etc. etc.
I mean of course just who the whinging cowardly fucks are round here is a moot point of course
compared with
911
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sorry - just no comparison to be made
if only 3000 - 5000 people got blown up and burned to death during a typical night in the Blitz that was a good day
it happens once in the USA .... etc. etc. etc.
I mean of course just who the whinging cowardly fucks are round here is a moot point of course
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well sorry fella, but if you can't take it, don't dish it out - in fact I think that pretty much summarises my entire attitude to the topic
I don't see you leaping down the throats of the guys calling the French cowards
French civilian dead - WWII - 270,000
btw - of course I do not find 911 funny
what I do find funny is the precious attitude the US has about it, while being readily prepared to pour scorn on the French and others, countries which have been invaded and bombed in living memory of their inhabitants
people in Europe daily walk through cities which were raised to the ground - whole cities mate, hundreds of thousands of civilian dead across this continent
and you with your two cents potted "history"
you do realise American Independence hinged on French military assistance don't you?
how many French guys do you hear crapping on about that all the time?
I don't see you leaping down the throats of the guys calling the French cowards
French civilian dead - WWII - 270,000
btw - of course I do not find 911 funny
what I do find funny is the precious attitude the US has about it, while being readily prepared to pour scorn on the French and others, countries which have been invaded and bombed in living memory of their inhabitants
people in Europe daily walk through cities which were raised to the ground - whole cities mate, hundreds of thousands of civilian dead across this continent
and you with your two cents potted "history"
you do realise American Independence hinged on French military assistance don't you?
how many French guys do you hear crapping on about that all the time?
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hey thank you nagkpa for putting giving back to Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar.
French are not cowards, guys, but they have brain and have used it in order to resist US and not throw themselves into that unlawfull pile of shit which US has created in Iraq. Yeah, we have told US that we wouldn't follow the oil/military corporates lies on destroying a country on baseless accusations and we were very right to do so !
And to all the US people who claim that US came to the rescue of France in WWII and that we should be greatfull to them for that, all I can reply is just " FUCK OFF !". I'll never ever give the slightest thanks to US for "rescuing" France/Europe during WWII, because if all that shit happened it is in large part because some bloody AMERICAN corporates (and I would say the very same old fuckingly bloody family which is putting large parts of the world on rampage nowadays) made it possible, through helping Hitler to access power and secure it and who provided him with loads and loads of steel so they could make the weapons used for Europe invasion.
My, what a mistake it was to do so !
Irie !
French are not cowards, guys, but they have brain and have used it in order to resist US and not throw themselves into that unlawfull pile of shit which US has created in Iraq. Yeah, we have told US that we wouldn't follow the oil/military corporates lies on destroying a country on baseless accusations and we were very right to do so !
And to all the US people who claim that US came to the rescue of France in WWII and that we should be greatfull to them for that, all I can reply is just " FUCK OFF !". I'll never ever give the slightest thanks to US for "rescuing" France/Europe during WWII, because if all that shit happened it is in large part because some bloody AMERICAN corporates (and I would say the very same old fuckingly bloody family which is putting large parts of the world on rampage nowadays) made it possible, through helping Hitler to access power and secure it and who provided him with loads and loads of steel so they could make the weapons used for Europe invasion.
My, what a mistake it was to do so !
Irie !
TrichomusCaesar
Member
mriko said:
What?
Can you repeat that in english please?
it's a quote from the Gospels - and can be used in everday speech to refer to the exposing of hypocrisy, specifically that which seeks to entrap with falsehood, twist the truth, or impose an ideological perspective
it is also an important line for defining what should be the political limits of the Church (or religion generally) and the religious/ideological limits of the state - or indeed of the limits of institutions generally (inc. religious ones) over the spiritual life of the individual
excuse the purple prose I'm pretty stoned
specifically it has to be understood in the politcal context of the Roman occupation at the time of early Christianity, and the various religious and national groups, radicals v. appeasers - none of whom much liked Jesus ... they were attempting to trap him through his own willingness to speak the truth and say what he thought
the question was - "is it right to pay taxes to Caesar?"
a seeming no win answer for Jesus
so, seeing the double bind the local factions were attempting to trap him with Jesus answered, brilliantly - "Give back to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God."
Here you go:
from Matthew 22
15 Then the Pharisees went off and plotted how they might entrap him in speech.
16 They sent their disciples to him, with the Herodians, 10 saying, "Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. And you are not concerned with anyone's opinion, for you do not regard a person's status.
17 Tell us, then, what is your opinion: Is it lawful to pay the census tax to Caesar or not?"
18 Knowing their malice, Jesus said, "Why are you testing me, you hypocrites?
19 Show me the coin that pays the census tax." Then they handed him the Roman coin.
20 He said to them, "Whose image is this and whose inscription?"
21 They replied, "Caesar's." At that he said to them, "Then give back to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God."
22 When they heard this they were amazed, and leaving him they went away.
I'm no Christian, but you have to hand it to Jesus
it is also an important line for defining what should be the political limits of the Church (or religion generally) and the religious/ideological limits of the state - or indeed of the limits of institutions generally (inc. religious ones) over the spiritual life of the individual
excuse the purple prose I'm pretty stoned
specifically it has to be understood in the politcal context of the Roman occupation at the time of early Christianity, and the various religious and national groups, radicals v. appeasers - none of whom much liked Jesus ... they were attempting to trap him through his own willingness to speak the truth and say what he thought
the question was - "is it right to pay taxes to Caesar?"
a seeming no win answer for Jesus
so, seeing the double bind the local factions were attempting to trap him with Jesus answered, brilliantly - "Give back to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God."
Here you go:
from Matthew 22
15 Then the Pharisees went off and plotted how they might entrap him in speech.
16 They sent their disciples to him, with the Herodians, 10 saying, "Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. And you are not concerned with anyone's opinion, for you do not regard a person's status.
17 Tell us, then, what is your opinion: Is it lawful to pay the census tax to Caesar or not?"
18 Knowing their malice, Jesus said, "Why are you testing me, you hypocrites?
19 Show me the coin that pays the census tax." Then they handed him the Roman coin.
20 He said to them, "Whose image is this and whose inscription?"
21 They replied, "Caesar's." At that he said to them, "Then give back to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God."
22 When they heard this they were amazed, and leaving him they went away.
I'm no Christian, but you have to hand it to Jesus
