Hawaii in April

[some_stoner]

Going to be in Maui for a week, and Kauai for a week. Any advice on where to find some GOOD quality herb? Also, is it best to not try to bring it from island to island? I'm not sure of what security is like going from maui to kauai.

 

[oldschoolfarmer]

search for "kauai" and you'll find a detailed write up on where and how to find good herb... I wrote it last year.

Additionally, it's not that hard to travel with herb if you are smart about it. Security between islands is the same as security when you leave the mainland. Good luck!

 

[vta]

Meet some locals in Kappa...near the upstairs bar and the ABC store.

 

[BigBambu]

it was easy to find weed on Maui. either walk up and down the side walk and wait for someone to drive by saying "green" or "ice"..if you are into that. Or another good spot is to go to the north part if the island to a small surfer hippie town called Paia. Just look for a guy with dreads and a back pack. i was in the coffee shop and i turned around and spilled the dudes coffee and i ended up buying herb from him. another place i found was to start going up Haleakala or drive the road to Hana. i met a local who said to me " you want to see some cool water falls man?" followed him down a path and came to these awesome water falls and then i also bought some weed from him. its not hard to find at all. just be carefull cause i did meet 2 assholes when i was there.

 

[VenturaHwy]

Nice info guys, I was wondering... Is it easy to get the Hawaiian sativas like I tried back in the 70's? I've heard a lot of whats in Hawaii now is more towards the indicas since they don't need to flower so long.

Puna Bud was what it was called, it came in an 1/8th size seal a mealed...

 

[whiterabbit9]

maui

http://www.webehigh.com/city/detail.php?CITYID=2229

 

[stasis]

Luck of da draw, Brah.... Might turn out to be good, or not... But, it WILL be Spendy....

Although it is BEAUTIFUL on any island.... Keep in Mind, Most Local Males have little or NO respect for anyone from the Mainland. And it is a Wild Culture there. Keep your wits about you. Smoking is usually Cool, but NEVER drink with a Local. That is an old Surfer Rule that served me well. Odds are after the fourth beer, you;ll have a fight on your hands.

Pot in Ca is MUCH better than the Island that I lived on for for a few years. We used to get SUPER STOKED when the Humboldt buds would show up...

 

[SilverHazed]

some stoner what weeks will you be in Kauai and Maui? I am going in April also!

 

[SilverHazed]

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search for "kauai" and you'll find a detailed write up on where and how to find good herb... I wrote it last year.

Additionally, it's not that hard to travel with herb if you are smart about it. Security between islands is the same as security when you leave the mainland. Good luck!

Please send me the article you wrote on Kauai. I can't find it.

 

[Lord Humungus]

Luck of da draw, Brah.... Might turn out to be good, or not... But, it WILL be Spendy....

Although it is BEAUTIFUL on any island.... Keep in Mind, Most Local Males have little or NO respect for anyone from the Mainland. And it is a Wild Culture there. Keep your wits about you. Smoking is usually Cool, but NEVER drink with a Local. That is an old Surfer Rule that served me well. Odds are after the fourth beer, you;ll have a fight on your hands.

dont go out alone....
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/03/hawaii.missing.hiker/index.html

this all happened a few miles up past Paia... pretty much off of Akahai/Hana down at the lighthouse. Where similar disappearances have happened eerrily similiarly....

theres still hate in the 808
be careful.

AND ALWAYS RESPECT THE AINA (the land for all you haoles who dont know)

 

[stasis]

The good thing is there are little or no guns on the outer islands to worry about... Either you take someone on, hand-to-hand, or you can still run your ass off, if they are one of those huge and violent Locals... They don;t really want to fight, just beat their chests, like most Men anywhere... But I would not dare ;em... Especially, if there is alcohol involved.. Or Females to look good in front of...

Hate to say it, but for the most part... I was warned early on to stay away from "Locals," in business and in general. At first, I said, "No way..." But, Sadly - It was not a bad idea... (Locals= Slang for a Non-Haole)..

 

[vta]

That is really too bad Stasis....I had a great time with the locals on Kaui. I had heard all the stereotypes before and was blown away at how cool the locals were. I even left with a couple numbers so when I go back this summer I'll be all set. It was so easy to get weed.

I did have a bad run in with a mainland transplant. It was at a bar and he made the call to his guy. Few beers later the dude shows up, gives him the heads up and goes into the head. I gave this dude $80 and he goes into the bathroom. This bar was crowded and he thought he could slip away. It didn't work out for the guy. I gave chase and a min later, I guess he was tried of running the fat phuk, he just stopped and turned around...lol that was about the time my fist was slamming into his face. That was some nice smoke......

 

[stasis]

Living there and visiting are two very different things...

I actually had NO Hawaii-Specific problems.... I knew who to stay away from from travels elsewhere.. It's just vibes and instinct. I had Jobs, was active. As in, REAL life, not a vacation. No where near the Resort areas...

Surfed real waves every Winter day for years there, with whoever was out. And I was not submissive in the water...! lol....
Snorkeled the Summer away. Sundays spet bodysurfing at the Nude beach, with doobies and drums for sunset...

But, the Bullshit quotient was HUGE with the locals... I did not like the mindset... They were not into the hippie crowd. Except to pork (date rape) the Females. lol... And yes, Local Haoles can be the worst of all. Thanks or making sure to bring that up...

But, again - my personal problems were nil.... And I was not on Kauai. Each Island is different.

Keep the condescending thoughts coming, though...!!

Having said that... Da Islands are still maybe the best place to go to really relax... Exotic, if you get away from the Tourists and English is spoken.

 

[turbolaser4528]

You Know Someone Is From Hawaii If...

They have a separate circuit breaker for their rice cooker.

Only NOW they know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.

They measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of their index finger.

They know which market sells poi on which days.

They know that Char Sung Hut is closed on Tuesday.

They can handle shoyu with green mango, li hing mui gummy bears, raw egg on hot rice, and pearl tea (carnation milk in hot water with sugar) with creme crackers.

Their refrigerator has half-empty jar of mango chutney from the '95 Punahou Carnival.

The condiments at the table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, and kimchee. Also, takuwan, Hawaiian salt, slice onion, and pickle onion.

They go to Maui and their luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs, and guri guri for omiyage.

They think the four food groups are starch (rice), Spam, fried food, and fruit punch.

A balanced meal has three starches: rice, macaroni, and bread.

They know 101 ways to fix their rubber slippers -- 50 using tape, 50 using glue, and one using a stick to poke the strap back in.

They sometimes use their open car door for a dressing room.

They wear two different color slippers together and they don't mind.

Nice clothes means a T-shirt without puka.

They are barefoot in most of their elementary school pictures.

They have a slipper tan.

Their only suit is a bathing suit.

They drive barefoot.

They have at least five Hawaiian bracelets.

They never ever, under any circumstances, wear socks with slippers, or an aloha shirt that matches their wife's muumuu.

They still call the Blaisedell Center the HIC and it's Sandy's, not Sandy Beach.

They say "I going go for lawnmower da grass" when they mean "I'm going to mow the lawn."

They can understand every word Bu Lai'a says and they know what his name means.

They have a sister, cousin, auntie, or mom named "Honey Girl" or.....

Someone in the family named Boy, Tita, Bruddah, Sonny, Bachan, Taitai, Popo, or Vovo.

They still chant "Hanaokolele" when a friend or co-worker goofs up.

They say "Shtraight," "Shtreet," and "Shtress."

They say "Da Kine" and the other person says "Da Kine" and they both know what is "Da Kine."

The "Shaka" and the "Stink Eye" are worth a thousand words.

They're shopping at Epcot Center at Disneyworld and they may say something to their sister and a complete stranger says, "You're from Hawai'i, aren't you?"

They feel guilty leaving a get-together without helping clean up.

The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable.

They call everyone older than themselves "Aunty" or "Uncle" and they kiss everyone in greeting and farewell.

They let other cars ahead of them on the freeway and they give shaka to everyone who lets them in. (And get mad if someone they let in doesn't say thanks.)

Their philosophy is "Bumbai."

They would rather drag out the compressor and fill that leaking tire every single morning than have it fixed.

The only time they honk their horn is once a year during the safety check.

If a child needs a home, they give him one. She/He becomes "Hanai."

They can live and let live with a smile in their heart.

Their male best friend's name is either Wade, Max, Nathan, or Melvin.

Owns two types of slippers: da "good slippas" and da "buss-up/stay home slippas."

Does not understand the concept of North, South, East, and West, but instead gives directions as Mauka, Makai, Diamond Head, Ewa, and uses landmarks instead of street names.

The first thing they look for in the Sunday paper is the Long's ad.

They take off their slippahs before going into the house.

You ask what year they grad and where they grad from, and then you say "eh you know so and so..."

When it's done, they say "pau!"

:friends:

 

[stasis]

Awesome list. Period.

One to add... Life is so small on a Hawaiian Island that - When you fart your neighbor can tell what you ate last night.

 

[Lord Humungus]

shoots brah....