Has anyone used somone else CLEAN PISS to pass a Drug Test ?

[ganja guido]

I was wondering if anyone here has ever used someone else urine to pass a drug screen test, Im gona be going to a lab in a few days, and am feeling really unshure about using this kit i just orderd offline, and am considering using somones clean piss, I was wondering if this is possible and if anyone can share there tips and methods with me. Ive taken a piss test b4 at a lab, and they didnt search me, just made me take stuff out of my pockets, and they pured some shit in the toilet and some shit in the sink. Please Help guys Ive got a major job on the line here.

 

[Guest]

bro, refer to my newest reply to your other thread..
real piss is kinda hard to store and keep correct (temp/ and it is only viable for so long etc) - unless you had someone in the car with you at the med center where youll have to piss.. sketchy though

 

[Guest]

Back in the probation daze I used to give the neighbor kid $5 and a Mt. Dew every week to piss in a cup for me. Worked great!

Seed

PS--I only used it when it was fresh.

 

[ourcee]

used multiple times with 100% success

wash condom,

clean piss goes in

tie off rubber

footwarming pads from a camping type supply store, slap one directly on le condom.

put in sock (those heat pads get over 110 deg. sometimes)

tape to inside of thigh

good with that heat pad for over an hour at least on keepin it nice and hot, needs to be between 90-100 (if a heat strip is on the cup, and it usually is)







all attempts at doing this were used with piss that was obtained within an hour of the test

 

[Babbabud]

wear a jock.... put in small bottle and heat under water until it is 100 degrees. measure with a aquarium themometer.then put in jock and wrap your boys around it until time for test. Take out pour it in their cup ... long as the temp is right , which it is cause you did this how is explained, you are in .... soon as she accepts it you are in... because you know the pee is clean

 

[Guest]

lol.... i had a friend piss in a jar for me 1 time and then i went for the piss test and
the lady checked the temp twice she said i failed. i was busted red handed. but i got the job anyways...

what i do now is get a detox drink for 40 to 60 bucks. iv used them 5 times and im 5 for 5. thats they way id go. i wouldnt be messing with someone piss and fake weenies. goodluck dude.

 

[NPK]

I did that last year. In my case, I got a good-paying contract gig and they wanted me to start immediately. The agency I was working through said "OK, just go take the drug test as soon as you can." I conveniently "forgot," which they caught about a month later. Then they demanded that I go take the test ASAP.

My friends all smoke too, so I ended up buying clean pee on the internet for $60 (including immediate overnight shipping). I just heated it to the correct temperature by submerging the sealed bag in warm water and taping the bag to my thigh so it would remain between 90-100 degrees. Had no problem smuggling it into the bathroom and dumping the contents into the cup I was given. The attendant kind of hesitated when I handed it to her--it may not have been quite as warm as "fresh outta the bladder" stuff--but she ended up accepting it, and I was able to keep the job.

Best $60 I ever spent! Definitely nerve-wracking, though.

 

[Closet Funk]

I always use someone elses piss when I take a drug test. The key to it all is keeping the piss the right temperature. If the temp is not on tact then that's it. I usually try to get my clean piss a few hours before I got to take it. I then heat up some water to about 100 degress or so. I keep the piss in a pill bottle, don't worry it doesn't leak. I find that a average pill bottle full is a little more then what you need. I then make sure I got a thermous and pour the hot water in. I put the bottle in and let it float in the water. I begin my trip to the clinic. Right before I get to the clinic I'll stop by a nearby gas station and go into the bathroom to stuff it under my sac. Make sure your wearing underwear and not boxers. Keeping it under your sac will keep it body temperature. Go into the clinic and do what you got to do. I have waited up to 45 minutes and still passed the temp reading. When you go in just be calm and quiet while pouring the piss in. Don't drop it either (I almost did that myself one time). Take the cup out to the nurse and she will look at the temp reading. If it's starts to go up and read the tight temp then your good to go. I have passed several drug screens this way. Make sure you talk to the person that your getting it from and see if they have done anything in the last few days to be safe.

 

[mrwags]

Now a simple question about using anothers clean urine. Can a man use a womens urine or will this show up?




Mr.Wags

 

[Babbabud]

Yes waggsy you can use a womans pee..... been there done that!!

 

[imnotcrazy]

MrWags, Just be sure she isn't pregnant. Companies aren't supposed to check/not hire pregnant women, but lots of companies violate labor laws. If they check for pregancy, they'll check EVERY sample, because at the lab samples are only barcoded to match the forms you fill out.

And yeah I've used my friend's piss for myself and some friends. He's a dialysis technician. I have him grab me a saline bag and pee in a 1L soda bottle. I put the fresh piss in the fridge overnight and microwave to @ 110F. Fill saline bottle, wrap w/heatpads and tape under my armpit. Now I have a cheap version of the "Whizzanator". He gives me a syringe to fill the bag and the bag has 2 valves on the line coming off the bottom of the bag. Open the valve and "pee" in the cup, as long as you have good tmps and your friend is clean, you're GOOD

 

[Verite]

Yes waggsy you can use a womans pee..... been there done that!!

What? No pictures?











p.s. http://www.privacypro.com/

 

[Guest]

Pre-employment drug testing is a gross invasion of privacy and should be illegal. Most drugs are quickly evacuated from your system with the exception of cannabis.

All drug testing does is keep honest cannabis smokers from having good jobs...and the smart ones get around it anyhow as this thread shows.

All you really need is clean or synthetic urine, a bottle with a temperature strip, and some hand warmers...Submit it between 90-96 degrees and you are golden.

It worked for a friend of mine to get a job that required high security clearance.

 

[BurnOne]

I've done it dozens of times. Getting clean pee is the hardest part.
Go the the drug store and get a Loreal Prefrence hair color. Any color will do but don't get the creme kind, just the regular hair color.
Inside you will find a brown bottle with the color in it. Pour it out and peel the label off. You can peel off the outer part of the label and soak the paper part in warm water until it loosens from the bottle. Now, the important part here is the sticky stuff under the label. When it's wet with water, everything rolls right off of it. When it dries, it's sticky as hell.
Make sure the inside of the bottle is very clean then pour the clean pee in. Tighten the cap good. I have NEVER had a leak. You can run your bathroom sink with 100 degree water and warm the pee up inside the bottle with it closed. Now, wear briefs, two pair. Girls do the same thing, get mens briefs that will fit you.
Put the sticky side of the bottle down and between the two pairs of briefs right between your legs (behind your nuts guys). Make sure the cap points forward toward your zipper. Keep your legs together and the pee will stay warm.
I have taken piss tests right in front of testers and they never saw a thing. Just make sure you don't drop the cap. Most times they let you go into the bathroom alone though.
Never failed. And I ALWAYS smoke a big joint right before I go in for the test.
After you're done, rinse the sticky part with warm water and the cotton (and hair, OUCH!) will come right off. Now you can use it again and again. Make sure to use clean pee every time and warm it up before you go for your test.
If you have any questions, just PM me.
Burn1

 

[mrgrowmez]

thats the best one right there burnone, and the fact you have a big spliff just before you go in.....
peace
MR.G

 

[Guest]

dangit verite I thought that link was gonna show me pics of using womens pee

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Is there anything that you guys wont look at women doing??? kissin each other, peein...hahah you guys crack me up!!

 

[James Morrison]

Ha great thread..

Little story. This was at least 10 years ago. So I allmost have this great job in the bag, but the whole drug screen thing. So I decide to ask my buddys older brother as he was the only person I knew who didnt burn at the time while actually willing to urinate into something for me. He agrees. So my plan is to have him pee in somethin when we get there, then to fill these little hotel shampoo bottles with the fresh warm pee, and tape them under my arms. Yes, thats right, Im a genius.
So the day comes and we arive downtown. we find a place to park on the street. Hmm problem #1....where to pee? We find an alley and he goes down it. "what should I pee in?" Problem #2 "Oh NO!!! I forgot about that!" I had the little shampoo bottles but forgot about his container. Searching through my smelly car, I find a 1 cup measuring cup. So he pees in it and comes out of the alley with it. Heres the acene, Im standin in an alley with a cup of my buddys fresh urnine spilling it all over myself trying to poor it in these little bottles as fast as I can while watchin for police and people. The top of the bottles were so small , only half would actually make it in! I finnally after what seemed like eternity get em filled and capped and reach for my tape to tape them under my arms and problem #3 NO TAPE!!!! Ok, I throw em in my pocket all wet and slimey and warm and head in. Luckily it was only a couple minutes wait. I went in the bathroom, filled up the cup they give you and handed it right to the nurse at the counter. She was kinda old and out of it, she says "hmmm...your temperature on your sample is only 82 degrees." I was like "really? Thats strange. I feel ok" ROFLMAO! She says "Well, the reader might be broken" So she submitted it and I got the job. But quit after a couple weeks. Ahh memories.

 

[Verite]

Is there anything that you guys wont look at women doing??? kissin each other, peein...hahah you guys crack me up!!

Um lemme see.. ok, women doing each others tax forms is fairly unwatchable. But god forbid some guy attempting to make it look hot.

 

[macster]

Nice pics as always Verite

Anyhow I am going for a job and a drug test, is required I only smoke a little 1/4 joint here a 1/4 joint there once a week or less maybe every 2 weeks
How much useage shows on these test and if it does how long till I'm clean??