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Happy Steak and Sex Day

JJDubz

Active member
This is my second year celebrating this fantastic holiday...my GF likes to call it Boys Valentines day - so I better make sure I do something nice for her on V-Day :kissass:

Have a great day all :wave:

JJ
 
G

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i remember this email going around wasnt it Steak and Blowjob day?
 
G

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ORPotGuy82 said:
i remember this email going around wasnt it Steak and Blowjob day?
The only way I'm gonna get anything this day is if someone teaches the cow how to suck dick before they make it into steak...

:badday:

ws
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
SIMULTANEOUSLY?!?!?!?

SIMULTANEOUSLY?!?!?!?

the big question is...are you enjoying your sex and steak simultaneously? :yoinks:
Y'know....like George Costanza eating the pastrami sandwich during sex.
:laughing:


JJDubz gettin all romantic:
"That's it honey...a little more to the left......now pass me the steak sauce."


:biglaugh:
 

JJDubz

Active member
Wallstreet - If you can teach a cow that, you better not be turning em into steak...LOL

Hey SM - He is givin you a run for your money for sure!

Relik - You do, just dont know about it!

CC - If I can cut it up before hand...maybe, but I like red wine with my steak, so that could get....messy.

LoL

Too funny

+k/Cheers all

JJ
 

JJDubz

Active member
Hahaha, Guess so!

Although, I like my steak unadalterated...just a bit of S&P and some nice char marks..medium rare please
 

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