Hey, I just wanted to give my hard core fans a chance to wish me happy 50th birthday. Don't lie, you used to to jerk off to November Rain and think about Heather Locklear you dirty bastards out there. Forget that Chinese Democracy crap, lets all get together and light one off for the number one badass of all times.... ME. Lets remember the good times with Slash and the squiggly mic snake with moves like Jagger.
When you get high you never want to come down!
When you get high you never want to come down!