halloween costumes

[kingspade]

so what's everyone going as this year?

i'm having trouble coming up with a new orginal costume. every year i come up with a pretty good one, but i don't want to go as the same thing more then once.

anyone else is having the same problem? any good ones from years past? feel free to steal one of my old ones:

superman in a wheelchair

emo (wore tight girls jeans and a studded belt, a skin tight black evergreen terrace [really bad emo band] shirt, bought a black hair "rock star" wig and cut it so the hair overlapped half my face, black eye liner)

cock-block (took a big box, cut holes for my arms and head, and spray-painting a big cock and balls on it)

terri schiavo (i know, this one's screwed up, but it got laughs, i bought a moo-moo from wal-mart and screwed up my hair, and just put my head back and opened my mouth)

 

[hydroclops]

How's this one, I jusy made it sunday.

 

[ogrefugee]

I have been going to the costume parties as the pope

 

[-StashBastard-]

terri schiavo (i know, this one's screwed up, but it got laughs, i bought a moo-moo from wal-mart and screwed up my hair, and just put my head back and opened my mouth)

Thats fucked up! And Im still laughing from the mental picture it gave me of you!

 

[KGB47]

 

[Guest]

im staying at home getting high and playing my new xbox 360

 

[kurlyq2g]

i wanna be a giant pot leaf

 

[Guest]

How's this one, I jusy made it sunday.

is that a muff?

 

[kingspade]

hydrofome - ...i don't get it...what is it?

ogref - pope's not a bad one, did you make the hat, or find one like it?

stash - lol, i know it was screwed up, everyone said it was too, but they all said it while laughing...


i was thinking about duff-man, ya know, from the simpsons...i dunno, i think i can come up with something better...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Terry Shiavo, thats funny as hell.

You should put a pot on your head, cut out eye holes and a mouth hole and be a pot head.....

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

I am going to go as a dope smoking hippie from the 60's. I have been practicing the part for years. I hope no one else has the same costume.

Buahahahahahahaha

minds_I

 

[Guest]

I'll be going as myself.




Seed

 

[hydroclops]

is that a muff?

It is a used Kotex, it has everything except for the Stank.

 

[buckeye-leaf]

I'll be going as myself.




Seed

thats hilarious seed

 

[Ms.Grat3ful]

corny joke time!

corny joke time!

An older couple hadn't gone out for Halloween in a long time. They decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

.....When she came out the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tally whacker.
.....
.....
The old woman says, "You're going out like that?"
......


"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss....

.....I can go as a dick-tator.

 

[NOKUY]

This is what I rocked last year:

 

[Nikijad4210]

It is a used Kotex, it has everything except for the Stank.

Oh GROSS! Lmfao, that's pretty damn original, man

But being a chick, might I suggest a bit more red in a slightly less "structured" oval? Some drippage might amp up the effect, too


So who's going as the used tampon with ya?

 

[hydroclops]

Tanks for the advice, I will try and put some clots and such in the mix.

I was trying to talk my wife in to going as an alter boy and me as a priest but she declined.

 

[Guest]

Going as myself

Going as myself

 

[thekannibuskid]

IM going as Carl from Aqua Teen